(MC POV)
Looks like giving them so cookies and a few headpats did the trick.
When I tried looking into the future a little to see how things might go on with the gods, all I saw were the three of them going at each other's throats which resulted in the partial destruction of the God Plane and even this World.
Of course I kind of panicked a little since this was obviously caused by so I tried to look for so way to prevent it.
Sohow omniscience ca up with the solution of making so cookies and giving a head pat to each of them to avoid such a future.
I wasn't sure why that would work but I could see that future was avoided after I did both of those things so I wasn't going to question it.
Still odd though, but I did it anyway.
"Master, you really are kind," Iris told as a matter of factly.
She told in such a flat tone that I wasn't sure if she was complinting or criticising .
"Hmm? Well, you wouldn't be the first one to think that way. Why do you say so?"
"Handmade cookies by Master? If Master were to toss those out into space and told all the gods in existence they could have it, you might spark off a war on the cosmic scale just for that."
"Seriously? They're just cookies..."
Iris smiled, "In fact, if Master had said I could compete for it too, I would have simply Ended all the other gods just to obtain it."
Woah ok… I know for a fact that she's not joking and she'd do it without hesitation too.
I raised my hands, "Ok, ok, I get it. I'll try not to be too kind."
"Ara? Why, Master?" Iris asked, sounding genuinely confused.
"Why? To prevent accidentally creating a cosmic war or even having you End everything. Isn't that your point that it's bad?"
Iris tilted her head, "Ara, ara? Why would that be bad, Master?"
Oh, so she was actually complinting … And I keep forgetting that she would literally see nothing wrong with everything else in existence coming to an End so that it will only just be the two of us remaining.
"Nevermind… You want a cookie too?" I asked, offering one to her.
"Oh! Thank you, Master!"
She imdiately took the proffered cookie and it disappeared in a flash of light.
Eh? She's not eating it? Maybe she wants to eat it later.
Anyway, now I know the gods aren't any better than the fan club mbers in this World.
Looking outside my room, the sun was already setting in the horizon and yet my disciples were still training diligently. Cai Hong was currently having a nap in her room, the little dragon feeling quite tired after running around with all day.
It'll be dinner ti in a few hours so I still have a bit more free ti for now, which made wonder what I could do in this period of ti.
Hmm… Maybe I should do sothing with Iris? Sothing that can help her understand mortal common sense better…
I turned back to face Iris, "Seeing as how we got so free ti now, is there anything you would like to do? Sothing you thought of trying before but never did?"
My words seed to have shook her out of her thoughts seeing she had this far off look in her eyes.
"Oh? Didn't Master just give a cookie?"
"Err… That's for you to eat… I'm asking what you'd like to do?"
Seriously, what did she do with that cookie?
Iris blinked at , "Aside from watching Master?"
"Well yeah. Aside from simply watching ."
She thought about it for a mont before breaking out into a smile, "There is one thing I have always wanted to try, but I'm not sure if Master would agree to it."
Oh? That's surprising. I was honestly expecting her to say nothing or maybe even sothing along the lines of Ending the universe's existence.
"What is it? If it's not sothing too ridiculous, I wouldn't mind doing it with you."
"I would like to perform what I believe is called a 'lap pillow'."
I blinked at her a few tis, "A what?"
"A lap pillow, Master."
"Err… I guess I don't mind… So you want to rest on my lap?"
"Ufufufu~ It's the opposite, Master. I want Master to rest on mine~"
"Oh… Well… I don't mind that either, shall we head to my bed then?"
"Unnecessary."
Iris snapped her fingers and I found myself floating up from my seat, as though I was being carried by so invisible stretcher.
She sat down at where I had been and my body was slowly lowered down until my head was pressed onto her thighs. She positioned in such a way that the top of my head was facing towards her belly.
I was kind of half floating in the air and half resting on her, but it didn't feel uncomfortable for as even the floating part felt like it was resting on sothing solid instead of being in midair.
I didn't have the ntal capacity to care about that now since all of my focus was on how soft and supple her thighs were. It felt like I had pressed my head against a really big marshmallow that slled incredibly good too, I could lay here for hours on end without complaint.
If I had to say, this was the perfect lap pillow in existence.
Actually, of course it was, she was created to be perfect so her lap pillows were perfect too.
This was perfection.
I looked up to see her face and… The image of perfection shattered imdiately.
She was smiling at , but it was not the kind of gentle or serene smile that I had seen her show on occasions. It was one that was bordering on madness, the type of smile that you might see on a serial killer smiling while looking down at their next victim.
My skin crawled from the sight and I even felt a bead of cold sweat roll down my neck.
"Master… Master… Master… I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you…" She muttered like a broken recorder.
Her hands slowly clasped my face and she continued to repeat her words like so sort of mantra, her own face moving closer and closer to with each passing second. Her grip on started to tighten uncomfortably and sohow the image of her ripping my head off ca to mind.
I was reminded of the ti I t her as the Divine Primordial Dragon where she had temporarily Ended my existence to turn back ti. The feeling I'm getting now was quite similar to that ti too.
Before she could get any closer though, the door to my room was suddenly thrown open and Iris was blasted away from .
My body began to fall but several tails caught before I reached the ground, pulling into the embrace of Manami and Kiyomi.
"Damned harlot! What were you trying to do to Master?!" Lian Li demanded, golden lightning cackling around her.
Iris pushed herself out from the rubble, her head hung low.
I thought she ca to her senses but when she looked up at us with a face full of rage, I knew it was far from over.
"How dare you, how dare you, how dare you?!! Master is mine! Mine! MINE! MINE!!"
Oh great… This is the repeat of their first eting isn't it…
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