Chapter 1042 Torntor And Tornted
(Tsuki POV)
It was already quite weird that my jump conditions involved using a baseball bat to swing at a waterlon but at least it worked.
I looked around to try and get my bearings, finding myself in a weird cave of so sort.
Inside said cave, I found so basic anities which included an actual four poster bed, a section that looked like a kitchen and even a dining room complete with chairs and tables. There was even a study judging by the bookshelves and piles of books scattered around a couch.
All in all, a pretty comfy place despite it being a cave.
What is weird is that I don't see Aniue around though… Am I living alone here or sothing?
"AAARRRGHHH!!!" A scream pierced through the air from outside the cave.
I imdiately recognised this voice belonging to Aniue so I rushed outside, only to see him tied to a wooden post stuck to the ground while a dragon hovered above him, looking at him like he was a midday snack.
Which bitch dared to put Aniue in this position?! And what does that dragon think it's doing?!
I imdiately jumped into the air and blasted a hole through the back of the dragon, killing it instantly.
To prevent it from dropping on top of Aniue, I even grabbed it by its wings to toss it away from us, watchin in satisfaction as the ragon flew all the way out of view.
Landing in front of Aniue, I imdiately checked if he was unhurt.
"Aniue! Are you alright?! Are you hurt?! Who did this to you?! I'll kill them!"
Aniue looked at with wide eyes, "Twah lsee od uyo tanw mrof em?!"
I frowned, why is Aniue speaking like that? And why is he behaving like my very presence frightens him? Aniue shouldn't be like this, right?
"Aniue?" I tried calling out again.
"Tge waay rofm em you racyz namow! Ywh luowd ouy evne sktci tuo heer?! Si it lalery stju to rtatatc soem asrodng fro yuo to lilk?!"
Wait… I rember this! Aniue and everyone else used to talk like this when I first ca here as well! Then it turned out it was because of that useless God that cursed which made it impossible for to understand what anyone is saying in this world!
Ugh… So it seems like even though I'm from another Universe, this version of is still affected by this curse and I'm also subjected to it by jumping here…
Putting all that aside though, why is Aniue tied up out here? Did soone intentionally capture Aniue to stick him here for to find him? And why isn't Aniue breaking himself free?
Don't tell … It's that stalker bitch?!
It must be! Who else could have captured Aniue and stuck him here like this?! When I get my hands on her…
"Rea uyo tno edon ttngiorenm em?!" Aniue suddenly cried out, bringing my attention back to him.
Oh right, sorry Aniue! Let just break those chains for you!
I went up and broke the chains that were holding Aniue captive, freeing him from the wooden pole.
Because of how used I was to Aniue's skills, it was unexpected for to see Aniue flail around before dropping down inelegantly from the pole.
I rushed to catch him but that just placed myself in the line of his fall, causing Aniue to fall directly on top of .
I thought Aniue would be happy to be in this position but contrary to what I thought would happen, Aniue actually scrambled away from as quickly as he could like he had touched fire.
Oh dear, is this Universe's version of Aniue shy?
"Hatt… Ahtt swa na cciaednt!" He cried out, his hands raised in surrender.
Ahhh~ Aniue is so cute when he's flustered!
Ugh, I need to get past this language problem though… What can I do to get Aniue to understand what I'm saying?
Hmm… I suppose I should try and write sothing down to start off with.
I materialised a pencil and paper from my storage ring, my first attempt being to try and write words to see if Aniue understood or if the curse extended to writing too.
I scribbled down a question of whether Aniue understood what I am writing before passing over the paper to him.
He looked very hesitant at first and only when I started waving the paper did Aniue take it from .
He looked at it for a while, his eyes narrowing and his head tilting to the side in the universal pose of not understanding what he was looking at.
I guess the curse extends to reading as well… That's troubling…
Oh. I think I know what to do with this.
"Wait here, Aniue!" I called out, despite knowing he couldn't understand .
I tore open a rift in space and jumped through, looking around to see I was now in an empty white space. In this entire expanse of whiteness, there was only one other figure aside from myself and he seed extrely surprised to see .
"Rember , you bastard?" I growled at the stupid God who cursed .
"Im… Impossible… How… How did a mortal like you co here?"
"Newsflash, loser! My dearest and coolest Aniue is Origin so unless you want to tell him what a useless god you are, you better lift this curse of mine before I beat you up for it!"
He scowled at , "Do you think I'm stupid? How could All Creator even be remotely related to you?"
"Well he is! And I'm only going to give you one last chance to fix this before I beat the shit out of you!"
"Hmph. I don't need to do anything--"
I didn't wait for him to finish his words before I lunged at him and kicked him in between the legs.
He doubled over in pain, allowing to give him a good, hard smack to the side of his face to send him crashing face first into the ground.
I then picked him up by the collar and started giving him more slaps to his face until his cheeks were swollen like an overstuffed hamster.
"You want to continue, you little bitch?"
"Sto… Stop… Ho… I'll break it… I'll break it…" He pleaded.
I shook him, "Then do it, what are you waiting for?!"
He waved his hand and let out a pathetic groan, engulfing in a flash of light that quickly dissipated.
"The… There… It's done… Please don't hurt … I don't understand how a mortal can hurt … What's going on…"
I threw him back on the ground, "Next ti, think twice before acting like a bastard."
"But… But you're the one who started asking for impossible things whe--"
I gave him another kick in between the legs to shut him up before leaping back through the rift I made.
"Aniue! I'm baaaaaack… Eh?"
Standing in front of Aniue was another giant dragon that seed to be getting ready to shoot out its breath at him.
NOT ON MY WATCH!! DIE YOU STUPID DRAGON!!!
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