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"Why can you take out such a big lump from under your skirt?"

"Why not?"

Yao Yao looked at Gu Yi, blinking her big innocent eyes.

Gu Yi took the work pants and carefully examined them.

He confird that these pants were exactly the sa as the ones worn by the kangaroo porter.

"I really like these pants."

"Put them on quickly!"

"Now?"

"Yes, hurry up and put them on."

Gu Yi nodded and put on the pants.

After putting them on, the pants had no weight at all. It felt like wearing a layer of thin gauze with no sensation.

Before Gu Yi could react, Yao Yao pulled open his pants and swiftly disappeared inside.

"Hey!"

Gu Yi looked at Yao Yao in astonishnt.

His pants seed like a bottomless pit, and Yao Yao disappeared as soon as she entered.

Suddenly, Gu Yi felt an itchy sensation on his back.

Yao Yao actually crawled out from behind him.

"Ta-da!" Yao Yao cheerfully grabbed Gu Yi's shoulders. "See, this is magic! Your tricks are useless."

"This..."

"This is the kangaroo pants I stole from Uncle Shop owner. Kangaroos use this to carry goods. It can hold at least ten cubic ters of stuff, and no one can tell."

After speaking, Yao Yao crawled out of Gu Yi's pants again.

She patted Gu Yi's waistband.

The work pants imdiately disappeared, even Gu Yi himself couldn't see them.

"You just need to pat twice, and the kangaroo pants can be used again."

Yao Yao demonstrated it again.

Gu Yi imitated Yao Yao's actions and repeatedly tried them, unable to contain his excitent.

With this thing, he could carry all the useful items on his body!

This was simply a divine artifact!

Gu Yi looked at Yao Yao with excitent, hugging her tightly.

"Thank you so much, Yao Yao. You've really helped a lot."

"You're my friend. It's only natural for to give you sothing, right?" Yao Yao looked at Gu Yi earnestly. "Brother Gu Yi, you must survive... and if possible, please save my dad."

"Don't worry."

Gu Yi nodded.

Yao Yao hugged Gu Yi's neck, kissed his cheek, and then left the backyard of the shop.

Gu Yi watched Yao Yao leave and got into a black car.

If he hadn't completed the task of being a nanny, if he hadn't gained the friendship of the little one, he would never have obtained such a divine artifact.

Gu Yi turned around and passed by the Shop owner.

"Good luck."

The Shop owner nodded at Gu Yi and continued tinkering with the goods on the shelves.

"Thank you."

Gu Yi grinned.

—Of course, besides dealing with the little one, the Shop owner was the sa.

If his "tricks" hadn't impressed the Shop owner before, he wouldn't have turned a blind eye to Yao Yao stealing things.

With this pair of work pants, Gu Yi's tasks beca much more convenient.

Gu Yi continued to exercise his body in the square.

At lunchti, Gu Yi quickly finished his al and went straight to the toilet.

Bird mask, white robe, 3D glasses, live toad, and the key to the ward.

These were the five important items that Gu Yi currently possessed.

Every ti he entered the ward, Gu Yi had to swallow the key and spit it out once he was inside, in order to avoid being searched by the dical staff. Now, Gu Yi could hide all these items in his kangaroo pants.

-This greatly improved Gu Yi's efficiency and safety.

Gu Yi put away the items and returned to his hospital ward.

It was ti for afternoon treatnt.

Gu Yi didn't take a nap with Xu Nian. Instead, he leaned against the window and carefully observed the vehicles coming and going.

When a delivery truck parked in the front courtyard of the hospital, Gu Yi imdiately initiated his deduction.

(Deduction begins!)

(You take out the key from your kangaroo pants.)

(You put on Dr. Gui's disguise, quietly open the door to the ward, and walk through the fire escape to the front courtyard.)

(You try to avoid the surveillance of the security departnt.)

(Two kangaroo porters get off the truck.)

(You hide and sneak past them.)

(You hear the kangaroo driver on the truck snoring.)

(Carefully, you sneak into the driver's cabin and successfully steal the kangaroo mask.)

(The kangaroo person is sleeping deeply and doesn't react at all.)

(You take off Dr. Gui's clothes, and put on the mask, pretending to be a kangaroo person.)

(You confidently walk into the hospital building.)

(The kangaroo person finishes delivering the goods and leaves.)

(You wait for a while and then go to the back kitchen of the cafeteria.)

(The chef looks at you suspiciously.)

(You lie and say that sothing was lost in the basent and you want to go downstairs to check.)

(The chef stops questioning.)

(You enter the special elevator for chefs and easily reach the basent.)

(The power of Unspeakable here is obviously stronger than upstairs.)

(You feel yourself becoming more irritable.)

(You go straight to the archive room and successfully steal the videotape of "Monster Siege" and the projector.)

(You hide "Monster Siege" in your kangaroo pants.)

(Your disguise doesn't arouse suspicion from the security departnt.)

(You take the chef's special elevator again and go down to the basent.)

(You feel surrounded by whispers of monsters, making it hard for you to concentrate.)

(You arrive at the sa fork in the road as last ti.)

(This ti, you choose to explore the right side.)

(Just like last ti, the further you go, the more the wall paintings beco bloody and terrifying, and the contamination of the "unspeakable" becos more severe.)

(You realize that you can no longer make any sound.)

(At the end of this path, there are so dical instrunts, most of which are abandoned large dical devices.)

(The instrunts are covered in red rust, resembling blood.)

(The sll of formalin fills the air.)

(As you continue forward, you discover a pile of specins made from humans.)

(The first specin bottle contains an entire human, the second one contains a human with limbs covered in black hair, and the third one is a human completely transford into a monster.)

(You feel suffocated.)

(You put on the bird mask and can see labels under each specin.)

([Phase One Subject] Socialization experint mostly complete, but still possesses a certain degree of self-awareness.)

([Phase Two Subject] External appearance has changed; if the subject cannot adapt to the changes, it may beco frenzied and attack the experinters, in such case, amputation treatnt should be applied as necessary.)

([Phase Three Subject] Fully successful transformation of the subject; only an injection of the corresponding dication is needed to imdiately beco the desired Petz.)

(You feel a sharp pain in your heart.)

(You see the appearance of your fellow beings turned into specins, preserved in formalin, and gradually lose your sanity.)

(Your body starts to grow black hair.)

(You're losing control.)

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