The update from Riker and Hor had been interesting on so many levels. The Svalbard seed vault was a pleasant surprise, and could be a real boon for terraforming Ragnarök. There were a couple of varieties of plants and moss that conceivably could be made to grow on the as-yet bare soil. And if they took hold, they could accelerate the oxygenation of the atmosphere by millennia. Riker had promised to put a clone together to ferry so seeds out to .
But the most exciting item was a variant of a SURGE drive that could be used on large bodies. Like asteroids. Or Kuiper objects. Epsilon Eridani 2 needed about five or six hundred cubic kiloters of ice dropped on it, in order to connect the seas into oceans. I’d been mulling over how to get those Kuiper objects into the inner system. Hohmann orbits would take decades to centuries. That wasn’t necessarily a problem for , but for humans needing a place to live, a little more alacrity might be in order.
Anyway, the planetary body SURGE drive wasn’t complicated, though it did require a lot of construction material. It occurred to that I could use it to accelerate a chunk of ice into an orbit heading for Ragnarök, then remove the drive and fly it to another chunk. Rinse, repeat. As long as I had the drive available when flying icebergs started showing up at the tail end, I’d be golden.
I discussed the idea with Garfield. He looked skeptical.
“I understand the chanics, Bill, but you’d better make sure that nothing goes wrong. You’re leaving yourself no wiggle room for adjustnts.”
I shrugged. “Well, if I fail to catch one of the chunks on the back end, it’ll just sail past Ragnarök and probably end up in the sun.”
“If you fail to catch one, you’ll probably be failing to catch a lot of them. Why don’t you do a couple of simulations?”
“I don’t think that’s necessary, Garfield. Why are you going on about this, anyway?”
“Look, Bill, you really have to stop treating like Igor. I can do the math, too. Maybe you should take the ti.”
Igor? I looked at Garfield in shock. Had I been patronizing him? I understood the reference, and the emotional undertone behind it. Sothing was definitely up.
“What’s going on, Igor, I an Garfield?” I grinned at him to show I was kidding.
He returned a brief smile, acknowledging the joke. “I know Bob-1 made that rule about the senior Bob being in charge, but I’m getting tired of being a sidekick. We get a lot of stuff done here, and I’d hate to have to leave, but I think our working relationship needs so adjustnt.”
I nodded, thoughtful. “I know you’ve been pestering about so projects that you wanted added to our backlog. Is that what this is about?”
“Partly. Also, more input on the stuff we are working on. Original Bob was a bit of a lone wolf, and you tend to work the sa way, expecting to tag along. That’s not working so well for .”
I prodded my psyche. No surprise, I was offended. But I definitely didn’t want Garfield to leave. We worked well together, and accomplished a lot more than each of us could individually. Ti to suck it up.
“Okay, Gar, point taken. But don’t expect a raise.”
He laughed and waved a hand at the schematic, which had been hanging in the air, forgotten. “Good. Now, have a look at the plan, and do the math. Take the ti, and consider the downside if you’re wrong.”
I nodded in thought. One of the important details of the project was that the ice chunks couldn’t be allowed to slam into Ragnarök at interplanetary speeds. They’d have to be inserted into an orbit around the planet and broken up. The ice would co down as increased rainfall for a few weeks.
I did the simulations as Garfield suggested. Turned out that having two of the drives would allow to get all the ice to Ragnarök within twenty-five years. Now there was a plan I could get behind.
***
Garfield caught the softball—barely—and after due consideration, more or less whiffed it back to . I cringed a little, watching him. Original Bob had never been much for sports, and even in VR we hadn’t improved on the basic model.
“You know what you throw like?” I said with a smile.
“Yeah, like you. Tell again why we’re doing this?”
“First, it’s a good test scenario for fine-tuning the VR. Hor comnted at one point that so of the physics is still a little off.” I bobbed the ball in my hand a few tis. “Second, and more importantly, I think we have to do more than just sit in libraries and parks and command decks if we want to really retain our feeling of being human. I don’t want to be reduced to so Doctor Evil cliché.” I tossed the ball. “This isn’t exercise in the physical sense, but it does remind our brains what it’s like to do things.”
The return toss went way over my head and landed in the lake with a splash.
“Oops,” Garfield said with a grin.
I gave him my best glare and materialized another ball. “I might build a bunch of Bobs and field a team or two…”
“Oh jeez no. Half of them will turn Canadian and want to play hockey instead, eh.”
I laughed and tossed the new ball.
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