Bill
June 2345
In Virt
All the cats were out of the bag. We wanted a good level of attendance, so I had “leaked” information in atspace about WormNet, and I had also distributed a precis of Icarus and Daedalus’s adventures. I’d already long since upgraded the moot computers and SCUT systems to handle the extra load from all the new security procedures. I just hoped nothing ended up lting down.
And I’d gotten my wish. More than ten thousand replicants were in attendance, not all Bobs by any stretch. I’d implented a special overlap feature so that everyone perceived themselves as being near the dais. The moot was also going to be stread for the benefit of bios. It seed a new use had already been found for Howard’s huey technology; soone had adapted the remotes to act as full-sensory VR interfaces. Unfortunately, you couldn’t do anything about bio processing speeds, so they would not be able to experience the millisecond-level interactions of the live moot.
I climbed the stage to the dais and turned to the audience. Raising the air horn, I grinned for a mont. I hadn’t had to do this for a long ti, and I was relishing it. I just hoped the crowd reaction wouldn’t be negative.
I needn’t have worried.
I hit the button, and the blaaaaaaat echoed through the moot hall. The crowd replied with a loud, prolonged cheer, the kind your ho team gets when they hit the ice at the beginning of a playoff ga. Whistles and catcalls accompanied the raucous sound. Apparently, I wasn’t the only person who had been missing the tradition.
It took several entire milliseconds for the noise to die down, with a few late whoops added. Now my grin was uncontrolled, and echoed by many of the spectators.
Finally, sothing vaguely resembling order was restored. I said, “I suppose you’re all wondering—”
“WHY YOU GATHERED US HERE!” the crowd responded, then everyone burst into laughter.
“Okay, everyone,” I continued. “I’m enjoying this as much as you are, but we have so serious stuff to discuss. So let’s get started.” I pointed to Ick and Dae, who were standing right in front of the dais. “As most of you know, Icarus and Daedalus headed for the galactic core after they blew up the Others’ ho star, back in 2232. Well, in 2320 local stardate, they discovered a wormhole network belonging to sothing called the Pan Galactic Federation, which is—or was—composed of one hundred and fourteen species of sentients. I’m qualifying their status because Ick and Dae found nothing but automated systems. The entire federation—more than eight thousand worlds—has been abandoned. And that’s where the punch line cos.”
I paused and looked around. You could have heard a pin drop. This was like the good old days, when everyone was on the sa page. I felt a montary surge of emotion. “It turns out everyone headed for the hills when it was discovered that the Milky Way galaxy is under threat of destruction.”
I held my hand up as the crowd roared. “No, not next week, as I’m sure most of you know. We’re talking up to a hundred thousand years away. We’ve seen enough examples of two galaxies rging to know that this is usually pretty benign. But the approaching dwarf galaxy has a black hole much larger than Sagittarius A*, and they are going to either hit head-on or pass so close to each other that they’ll both be flung in opposite directions. The first eventuality will sterilize the galaxy. Unequivocally. This is going to be the granddaddy of all gamma-ray bursts, and it will be seen right across the visible universe.”
I paused to let the clamor die down.
“The second option will make a ss of the galaxy, and the black holes will destroy a lot of systems on the way out, but life in general will survive. But we won’t know which door we get until it’s too late.”
“Still,” soone yelled, “a hundred thousand years seems less than urgent, y’know?”
I nodded in the direction of the voice, although I couldn’t tell who had spoken. “True, and if we had FTL, we’d just leave five years before the event. But we don’t. What we do have is a human population upward of sixty billion through the UFS, not to ntion the Deltans, Quinlans, and Pav. Oh, and the dragons. Bridget has published a series of papers on them. The point is that we have to move everyone, and we have to do it at sub-light speeds.”
“What about the wormholes?” soone else yelled.
“Yes, we have a wormhole network. But the wormhole gates have to be put in place by flying them to the destination via SURGE drive. So in a hundred thousand years, we can get, at best, a hundred thousand light-years away. Or we can transport a wormhole a hundred thousand light-years away. That’s about halfway to either of the Magellanic Clouds. Not really good enough.”
A low mutter gradually grew into a roar as people started discussing and arguing. I gave it a few monts, then interrupted. “We obviously don’t have to co to a decision today. But this is a technical and engineering challenge. And a political one, of course.” I made a face. “If you lot don’t feel urgency, and you’re all immortal, imagine trying to rouse bios who expect to be dead within a century.”
Soone called out, “How big can you make a wormhole? Could you push a planet through?”
“In theory, there’s no limit,” I replied. “But so far, we’ve only gotten them up to about twenty kiloters in diater. After that, the negative energy starts to leak off faster than we can replenish it.”
“What are our options?” soone else called out.
“That’s what I’m asking you,” I replied. “Brainstorm this. Feel free to send questions. I’ll put up an FAQ of all questions and answers.”
There were several more questions, increasingly less technical and more political. Then the question that everyone had probably been waiting for: “Where did this Federation go?” ṝＡ𝐍O͍ＢЁ𝙎
Instead of answering, I motioned to Ick and Dae. They stepped up onto the podium. “Large Magellanic Cloud, according to the Federation’s Archivist,” Icarus said. “They used a hybrid approach, but not one I think we’ll be able to sell to humanity. They digitally stored their population—every single being, body and mind—and transmitted them to ships already on their way for centuries.”
“They … used a transporter?” soone else said, awe in their voice. The crowd burst into laughter.
“Pretty much. Just like with Scotty, they’re all stored in the buffer. Maybe. We don’t know if they’re active and conscious, living in VR, or just stored. There are so questions the Archivist simply won’t answer. The ships are also building a wormhole network as they travel, so the return trip—if there is one—will be much quicker.” Icarus paused. “We dug as much as we could, but at so point, the information not available responses started to outnumber useful answers. We had to make a judgnt call to get what we already had back to you.”
Again, the background murmur built up to a roar. I held up the air horn and gave a blaaat. “I’m going to table this and let you discuss it. More details are up on the blog. Food line is forming. Enjoy the moot!”
The audience cheered, then began making a beeline for the buffets, which had magically appeared. I began instantiating tables and chairs as well.
It was good to have the moots back.
*****
Once again, I had stuffed myself to the point of catatonia. Around the table, Icarus, Daedalus, Garfield, Bob, and Will sat slouched and moaning in their chairs. Sadly, Original Bob had bequeathed his lack of self-control around buffets to all of us.
“Interesting thing,” I said into the relative silence. “Howard took one look at Icarus and Daedalus’s report and inford us that the wreckage the dragons found on Jabberwocky has a serial number written in Federation standard interlog. So their scouts had made it into our general area at one point. And the piece of hardware was consistent with the Federation’s current tech level.”
“So we missed them by thiiiiiiiiis much,” Garfield said, holding up his thumb and forefinger almost touching.
“Yep,” Icarus replied. “Just over two thousand years.”
“And nothing else anywhere?” Icarus said.
“I’m not sure how we’d go about checking,” I mused, “but I’d bet they decided to pull out right around that ti. Otherwise, the Fermi paradox would never even have been a question.”
That was a total downer, and it had the expected effect. Trying to get the conversation going again, I glanced in Will’s direction. “Things have not gone well for FAITH, I understand.”
He sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. “I really did not expect this to happen, but apparently, the loss of face from having thirty thousand people squirreled out from under them has caused a crisis in the governnt. There are recall petitions; people are crossing the aisle … it’s a total ss.”
Will looked around the table. “I’m no fan, but I give them credit; they aren’t trying to strong-arm their way out of it. Just the sa, I don’t know who is going to be in control in six months.”
There were thoughtful nods and doleful expressions around the table. Despite the fact that Will, Hersch, and Neil had gotten almost everyone off Romulus, it was nevertheless another downer of a conversational subject. I was looking for a way to change the mood when Bob ca to the rescue.
“So, Dae, tell us about the center of the galaxy,” he said, stifling a burp.
Dae grinned, happy to change the subject. “It’s actually not much different from the artist conceptions and astronomical images we’ve been seeing for centuries, except for being crisper and more high resolution. At the distance we had to maintain, there’s no discernible motion. Even so … You’re there, y’know? You can sense the raw, primordial power of the thing. If you want to feel insignificant, I can’t think of a better place to visit.”
“How about the Archivist?” Garfield said.
Icarus let out an inarticulate growl, and Dae laughed. “Icky’s not a fan. ‘You are number 138,384 in the queue. Please hold,’” he said, and howled. Icarus responded with an eye roll.
“In the queue?” Garfield said.
“You get one question each ti through the queue. I think Icky would have busterized the whole capital system without a second thought by the ti we left.”
“But you got answers?”
“Lots of answers. And lots of That information is not available, which we eventually found out doesn’t an they don’t know, just that we’re not authorized to be told. Lots of work to do there, guys. We’ll have to mount an expedition to spend so serious face ti making friends. Maybe we can join the Federation—then we’d be authorized—or sothing.”
“Can’t you guys do that?”
“We’re heading your way with a wormhole endpoint, Garfield. Based on discussions with Bill, it’s pretty much the sa tech as he invented. So it’ll be quicker to continue on and et up with your side than it would be to decelerate, turn around, and go back. So yeah, another decade at most, and you’ll be able to send a delegation through WormNet.”
Now it was my turn to growl. The table erupted with laughter, tempered by more groans. But I could still have a little revenge. I leered around the table. “Who’s for cheesecake?”
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