Bill
January 2258
BobNet
I gave the usual blaat with the air horn, and waited for the standard well-wishes to die down. This was the largest moot we’d ever held, by a considerable margin—even with about half of our Bobs still just backups, and half of the active ones still in cradles, waiting for a ship to be built.
I would have preferred to wait until everyone was active again, but a growing background of discontent in the Bobiverse had worried. Best to get it out in the open. I looked at Thor, who seed to be the de facto spokesman for what I was privately starting to think of as the dissidents. I didn’t want to overstate it—it wasn’t like we were going to start shooting at each other. After all, despite the differences of opinion, we were still all Bob at the core.
Thor looked around, gauging the mood of the audience. Then he faced . “Bill, it’s really simple. For the last hundred-plus years, we’ve been essentially in the service of the humans. We all rember the first eting with you, Riker, Mario, Milo, and Bob. We all rember each person’s decision to explore, settle, and so on. But most of us have, one way or another, ended up spending most of our existences shepherding humans, guarding humans, transporting humans, and arguing with humans. It’s tiring.”
A growl of approval greeted this last statent. I looked around and realized that, to a greater or lesser extent, most of the Bobs present agreed. Even many of the earlier-generation Bobs.
“I hear what you’re saying, Thor. I’ve not been in that grind, as much, because I’ve been in Epsilon Eridani the whole ti, playing mad scientist. I’m a little perplexed, though. Are you calling for a vote on sothing?”
Thor grinned at . “Naw. There’s no rules as such in the Bobiverse. Everyone is free to do what they want. I think we’re just trying to co to an understanding of the situation.”
Garfield stepped forward. “Bill, rember that discussion we had about us being Homo sideria?”
I mock-glared at him. “Et tu, Garfield?”
“Not really. But I understand what Thor is saying, and I agree with a lot of it. We are Homo sideria, now. We’re sothing more than just people in software.” Garfield looked around. “How many here are still physically in cradles at the backup site or elsewhere?”
A couple dozen hands went up. Garfield turned back to . “These guys, physically, are glowing blue cubes sitting in a space station, in the Oort cloud outside Epsilon Eridani. But they can be anywhere that BobNet reaches. They can inhabit a Manny on Vulcan or Romulus and go shopping, or fly a drone or a manta through the atmosphere of Odin; they can observe the Deltans, or help with settling the Pav, or visit any of the other human settlents. Or they could even take a remote-controlled Heaven vessel to the stars, all without ever leaving Epsilon Eridani.”
Thor took up the recitation. “Marcus got flying cities working on Poseidon and has completely altered their society. Howard and Bridget have built floating cities in the upper atmosphere of Big Top, and they live there full-ti in android form. With a family of their own. Marcus has built dolphin-like androids to explore Poseidon underwater. Luke and Marvin are planning an expedition to go looking for Bender. Henry Roberts is trying to sail every large body of water on every planet of human space. Bridget is trying to catalog every species of life within her reach, and is arranging expeditions to explore icy moons and planets. Daedalus and Icarus are high-tailing it for the center of the galaxy.” Thor swept his hand to take in the crowd. “And we want to do all those things, but instead we’re playing taxi, or construction yard, or security patrol, or long haul service. And we’re a little tired of being robotic servants to the human race.”
I nodded, and looked down for a mont, gathering my thoughts. I looked up, and swept the crowd with my gaze. “I by no ans want to minimize your feelings on this. I do, however, think there’s a certain amount of burnout involved here. This has been a total crapper of a couple of decades…” Laughs from the crowd showed that I’d scored. “…and I think you’ll feel a little less, erm, militant about it after a chance to rest.”
Thor looked at , not conceding anything with his expression. “Maybe. And let’s face it, Bill, we’re not asking for—or threatening—anything irreversible or irrevocable. We just want the humans, and maybe the elder Bobs, to understand and accept that the species of Bob is not available as their collective workhorse. If individual Bobs want to help out, fine. But if the humans get themselves into another ss like the last one, I don’t think we’re going to all jump in and throw ourselves under the bus for them.”
“Will you require a treaty?”
Thor laughed. “Nothing that formal, Bill. Just the statent, and the understanding.”
I looked around at the Bobs in the room. It seed to be a majority opinion, from the expressions. Well, what the hell.
“All right, Thor. I’ll put together a statent, get so input on it, then distribute it to the colonies.”
“And so of them,” Garfield said, smiling, “will go ballistic.”
“Oh, depend on it.”
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