Even on Earth, cells aren’t all the sa. We have prokaryotes, eukaryotes, bacteria, archaea, and viruses. So no, I doubt there’s anything inevitable about any particular cellular structure. But if you’re asking about edibility, rember that we don’t tabolize cells, we tabolize carbs, proteins, and fats. What matters is what the alien cells break down into when our stomachs are done with them.
… Dr. Steven Carlisle, from the Convention panel Exploring the Galaxy
How does the human race survive past one generation? How do parents not just eat their children?
I watched the fusion signatures of Riker, Hor, and the decoy vessel disappear into the distance as they left the system. Riker and Hor would have to limit themselves to 2G to allow the version-1 vessel to keep up.
Hor and Garfield had been activated at the sa ti. Garfield, my clone, had agreed to stay and help with what we were already starting to call the Skunk Works. Well, I was happy for the company and the help. I had a list of TO-DOs as long as my virtual arm. And I was looking forward to a little enthusiastic collaboration from soone other than a giant fish.
“I have a shot. I can take them out. Please?”
I turned to Garfield and laughed. “C’mon, Garfield, they’re gone now. Relax.”
Garfield released the experintal plasma weapon. I noted that he hadn’t actually charged it. But it’s the thought that counts…
“Maybe now we can get sothing done.” Garfield popped up the project list. He was up to date, since he’d co from one of my backups.
I couldn’t really disagree with him. As good a partner as Garfield had turned out, Hor had gone in the opposite direction. I don’t think Riker would have taken Hor if he’d been able to think of an excuse to reject his own progeny. But the trip to Sol was a priority and we hadn’t thought we could wait any longer. I just hoped Hor gave up the cartoon avatar and the incessant Doh’s before Riker decided to accidentally kill him.
“You know that we’re going to be building more cohorts, right? This is supposed to be a Bob factory.”
Garfield made a sound that could be interpreted as a grunt or a snarl. “You’re going to be building Bobs. I’ll watch from a distance.”
I sighed and shook my head. “Okay, Garfield. What’s first on the TO-DO?”
A list popped up in a window, with a small image of Garfield beside it, in full tuxedo and tails. “For your research and developnt pleasure today, we offer the following: completion of exploration drones, per Bob’s request; improvents to VR so we can interact more directly; continued work on the subspace transmission issue, which you’ve consigned to hell four tis now; and artificial muscle-fiber analogues for constructing realistic robots slash androids.”
“The cody routine isn’t going to beco a habit, is it?” I glared at the mini-Garfield. “Because I’ve got primary control of the plasma cannon.”
Garfield grinned back at . “Just imagine how Riker feels, with decades of Hor to look forward to.”
“Yeah, maybe we should have sent so spare Bobs along.” I reached over and expanded the list window. “Well, let’s get started, then…”
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