"The waterlon juice doesn't taste good, and I don't like tea with milk either."
Tang Yu shook his head.
[Switching drinks? Wouldn't that just be swapping spit?]
[Drinking this, wouldn't it be like a clean feed for livestock?]
[We're all doctors, hygiene is important, right?]
"…"
Jiang Xiaoyue's mouth twitched slightly, holding her tea with milk, unsure of how to respond.
Brother Yu can be really annoying sotis.
"Let's go inside and see if there's anything good to eat."
She pointed towards the entrance of the shopping street.
The street was filled with various snacks, and she often wandered here.
"Sure."
Tang Yu also liked places with a bustling atmosphere.
He wasn't quite used to his Rich Handso Guy status yet.
The nature of a commoner isn't sothing that changes overnight.
That's why he often borrowed video streaming mberships from Qin Ming and got scorned for it.
Sotis he even thought, if he put his money in the bank, wouldn't he and his descendants just live off the interest forever?
After walking a few steps, a seven or eight-year-old boy ran over.
The boy, with a chubby face, was holding a bouquet of roses.
He looked up at Tang Yu and said, "Brother, your girlfriend is so pretty, buy her a bouquet of flowers."
Hearing this, Jiang Xiaoyue felt a bit happier.
Hmm, complinting on my looks.
Tang Yu glanced at the little kid and said, "What's being pretty got to do with buying your flowers?"
"She's so pretty, aren't you a man if you don't treat her well?"
The boy said confidently, raising his voice deliberately.
Many people around turned to look.
Quite a few won nodded in agreent.
"I have to buy your flowers to treat her well?"
"Have you done your howork? Are you studying well? What rank did you get in the exams? If you can't make it to the top three, why are you here selling flowers?"
"Do you watch Ultraman? There's no Ultraman in the world, it's all fake, you know?"
Tang Yu rcilessly launched a verbal assault on the little kid.
Trying to morally blackmail ?
Damn it, where does a villain like get morals?
His barrage of soul-searching questions left the little kid defenseless.
The kid opened his mouth, looking like he was about to cry.
[Sigh, bullying kids is just satisfying.]
[If you're going to cry, cry louder. Crying quietly won't get you a battleship.]
"…"
Hearing Tang Yu's inner thoughts, Jiang Xiaoyue felt a headache coming on. Why was this guy bullying a child?
She quickly squatted down and gently said to the kid.
"Don't cry, how about I buy your flowers?"
"Okay."
Jiang Xiaoyue thought it wasn't easy for such a young kid to be out selling things.
Buying a few flowers wasn't a big deal.
The kid imdiately bead and asked, "Sister, how many do you want?"
"Nine."
"Alright, it's thirty-eight each, so that's three hundred and forty-two. I'll waive the two bucks, just three hundred and forty."
The kid skillfully wrapped up nine roses and pulled out a paynt code.
"???" Jiang Xiaoyue was dumbfounded.
[Laughing to death, being so naive, do you think you can get away with it with a kid selling things?]
[Learn from , as long as you're more shaless than a dog, the dog can't hurt you.]
Hearing Tang Yu laughing in his mind, Jiang Xiaoyue felt frustrated enough to spit blood.
How was she supposed to know there were such conniving kids?
So she awkwardly said, "How about just one? I don't want so many."
"I've already wrapped them up, sister. If you don't want them, how can I sell them to others?"
The kid glared at Jiang Xiaoyue.
"Ignore him."
Tang Yu pulled Jiang Xiaoyue up and started to leave.
Seeing Tang Yu about to leave, the kid sat on the ground and shouted.
"These two are bullying a kid, buying things without paying!"
With that shout, the crowd's attention focused on Tang Yu and Jiang Xiaoyue.
A middle-aged woman rushed out, grabbing Tang Yu's sleeve and shouting.
"You're bullying my son, aren't you? I'm going to call the police to arrest you."
"Then call them, you lunatic."
Seeing the woman acting like a shrew, Jiang Xiaoyue also got a bit angry.
Wasn't this just bullying?
"Let go."
Tang Yu frowned, tugging his arm in displeasure.
This old woman, Jiang Xiaoyue didn't buy anything, why are you grabbing ? Taking advantage isn't done like this.
"I won't let go, so what? If you have the guts, hit ."
The middle-aged woman's face beca even more vicious, pushing Tang Yu's chest twice with a hint of smugness in her eyes.
Not happy? If you're not happy, hit .
As long as you touch , you won't get away with less than twenty thousand today.
Just as she pushed Tang Yu, he staggered back two steps and fell to the ground.
"Tang Yu, are you okay?"
Seeing Tang Yu fall, Jiang Xiaoyue panicked.
"My head is dizzy, I hit my head and it's bleeding, call an ambulance quickly."
Tang Yu covered his forehead with one hand, the other covered in red liquid.
His pained expression startled the onlookers.
The middle-aged woman was dumbfounded.
She hadn't even used force.
Then she realized, damn it, she had t a fellow expert.
This level of faking injury was way above her.
"Crazy."
She cursed and turned to leave, but Tang Yu held onto her clothes tightly.
"Trying to leave? You better co with to the hospital, you won't escape paying for the checkup and treatnt."
[Damn it, daring to play the scam ga with ?]
[I knew to go to the won's bathhouse at three, and you think you can out-shaless ?]
"…"
Jiang Xiaoyue, who was about to call an ambulance, finally realized.
She widened her eyes at Tang Yu.
This guy, was he acting?
No wonder, with his and her dical skills, why call an ambulance?
The middle-aged woman was so flustered by Tang Yu that she couldn't shake him off.
Seeing more and more people gathering around.
She had no choice but to grab the flowers from the kid and hand them to Tang Yu.
"Handso, I was wrong today, please let go."
Tang Yu took the flowers with a smile, wiped his hand on her clothes, and said irritably.
"Get lost."
The middle-aged woman quickly dragged her son away.
After running a distance, she realized her clothes slled of sweet and sour ketchup.
She touched it with her hand, her face turning as black as coal, and hurried back to find those two.
But when she returned, they were nowhere to be seen.
After getting the flowers, Tang Yu quickly pulled Jiang Xiaoyue away.
Once out of the shopping street, he handed the flowers to Jiang Xiaoyue with a grin.
"Here, I'm selling them cheap, only eight bucks each."
"You're still charging ?"
Jiang Xiaoyue widened her eyes at Tang Yu.
"Of course, clear accounts make good friends. Too bad you're a girl, otherwise, I'd beco sworn brothers with you."
Tang Yu said matter-of-factly.
Jiang Xiaoyue snorted, snatching the flowers and taking a sniff.
Hmm, the flowers were quite nice.
As for paying? Forget it!
She watched Tang Yu wiping his hands with a wet tissue and asked, "Was that blood ketchup?"
"Yeah, leftover from last ti I had fries."
Tang Yu chuckled.
Chi Yin often ordered KFC in the office, leaving plenty of ketchup packets.
To avoid waste, Tang Yu casually put a couple in his pocket, and they ca in handy.
Being shaless was sothing he was always good at.
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