Villain MMORPG: Almighty Devil Emperor and His Seven Demonic Wives Chapter 1204: As Long As There’s A Hole, There’s A Way

Villain Ch 1204. As Long As There's A Hole, There's A Way

The sight before them was enough to make everyone freeze in collective disbelief.

A rmaid usually had the torso of a beautiful woman and the bottom of a fish. This one… was the exact opposite. Her torso was that of a fish, complete with scales and gills flaring lightly. Her bottom half, however, was human legs—long, shapely, and undeniably sexy—ending in delicate feet clad in sandals adorned with tiny seashells. She wore a mismatched bikini top, sohow stretched awkwardly across her fishy upper body, as if soone thought it might make her more "presentable."

But what truly made it worse was her face.

Her lips were obscenely plump, like they'd been overdosed with lip plumper, and they glistened unnaturally in the bioluminescent light. Her eyelashes were ridiculously long—so long they could've doubled as snorkels. She looked like soone who had undergone a series of failed plastic surgeries and decided to own it in the most unsettling way possible.

rmaid

Allen and the girls stared, their expressions a mix of horror, disbelief, and poorly contained laughter.

Shea broke the silence, her voice flat. "Yeah, it's definitely a trap."

Zoe shook her head, her tentacles twitching slightly as she tried to process the sight. "Why… Why does she look so ugly for sothing that sings so beautifully? Who did this? Who hurt this dungeon?"

"Pollution? Maybe?" Bella chirped.

Alice crossed her arms, frowning as she scanned the rmaid with her sharp eyes. "What's wrong with this place? Seriously, every creature here is just… wrong."

Larissa scoffed, raising an eyebrow. "You should ask whoever designed this dungeon. They clearly had… so unique artistic visions."

Allen cringed, rubbing his temple. "A rmaid is supposed to be beautiful—graceful, alluring. But this one? This one is a huge, massive no."

The rmaid stopped her lody and turned to face them fully, her overly plump lips stretching into what might have been a smile—or at least, a horrific attempt at one. She made no move to attack, simply staring at them with her unblinking fish eyes.

Jane, who had been uncharacteristically quiet, suddenly gestured toward the rmaid with a nonchalant wave. "Well… she's still okay, I guess. Like the famous quote among cultured readers says, 'As long as there's a hole, there's a way.'"

The group collectively groaned, a few faces turning red from suppressed laughter.

Vivian pointed at the rmaid, her lips curling into a smirk. "Seriously, though, do you think anyone would want to bang her?"

Jane, undeterred, nodded confidently. "Don't underestimate their twisted minds."

Vivian turned her attention to Allen, her gaze narrowing as if expecting him to provide so expert insight. "Allen, back up here. Do you think anyone would find this… thing appealing?"

Allen sighed, his face adopting the kind of dry smile he often wore when sothing absurd was happening around him. "Yeah. I once got a request to write a harem smut story where the alien MC had insects and monstrous creatures as wives. It was… uh, an experience."

The group, except Jane, turned to him in stunned silence.

Shea's eyes widened as she stared at him. "You're serious?"

Allen nodded solemnly. "Dead serious."

Jane, looking smug as ever, crossed her arms and grinned. "See? Never doubt the depths of their imagination."

Larissa pinched the bridge of her nose. "There's a difference between imagination and outright insanity."

Vivian leaned back slightly, her expression hovering between disbelief and amusent. "Okay, but like… why?"

Allen shrugged, his tone matter-of-fact. "So people are into things we'll never understand. I've learned not to question it too much. Just… let it exist."

Zoe waved a tentacle dismissively. "Fine, fine. People are weird. But what do we do about her?" She gestured to the rmaid, who was now doing so kind of slow, unsettling dance, swaying her human legs while her fish torso remained unnervingly still.

Shea tilted her head, watching the rmaid's bizarre movents. "Does she… want sothing? Or is this just part of the trap?"

Allen sighed, shaking his head. "Whatever it is, I'm not sticking around to find out. Let's just finish her off and move on before this gets weirder."

Before they could strike, the rmaid suddenly spoke, her voice echoing in a strange, garbled tone. "Welco… intruders… to my domain. Are you here… to challenge the lody… or beco part of it?"

Larissa raised an eyebrow. "Okay, that's officially creepy."

Vivian smirked, twirling her whip idly. "Let's see how well she sings after I silence her."

Jane cracked her knuckles, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Agreed. Let's take her down and see if she's hiding anything worthwhile."

Allen stepped forward, glancing at the group. "Alright, so whose turn is it this ti?"

Vivian raised her hand imdiately, her trademark smirk in full force. ". I've been itching for so action."

Alice gave her a quick side-eye, adjusting her witch's hat. "Fine, but I'll back you up. Just in case you get too distracted playing around."

Vivian laughed, twirling her whip casually. "Oh, co on. You don't trust to handle one overly lip-plumped rmaid? I'm hurt, Alice. Really, I am."

"She's singing a lody that literally makes the walls glow," Alice shot back, deadpan. "I'm just saying, don't underestimate her."

Vivian's grin widened, and she flicked her whip once, the sharp crack echoing through the chamber. "Don't worry, I've got this. But hey, if you're so eager, feel free to jump in if I stumble."

Allen stepped aside, gesturing dramatically toward the rmaid. "Alright, ladies, she's all yours. Let's see what you've got."

The rmaid, still swaying in her unsettling dance, suddenly shifted her focus to Vivian. Her haunting lody grew sharper. The bioluminescent light around her pulsed in rhythm with her song, growing brighter and dimr as if alive.

Vivian didn't falter. She stepped forward with confidence, her whip trailing behind her like a serpent. "Alright, fishy, let's see if you can handle this."

Note: Yeah, what Allen said about the Alien harem story is real. I got the sa request once a few years ago.