130 New Nas
Yu Shun left Xu Miao's courtyard in disappointnt as Ju Shoufen stole his profit.
When he regrouped with his bodyguards, he sent his new order.
"I want everyone to spread the news. Wei Yuan, the granddaughter of the rebel leader, is taking shelter under the Myriad Cauldron Sect. I want the royal armies and every orthodox sect to know!"
"The rebel's granddaughter?"
"Ah! I want every motherfucker to know! Give my phone! I'll text my HQ and tell everyone about this!"
Yu Shun had a sinister plan. He wanted to use the royal armies and the orthodox sects to force Myriad Cauldron Sect's hands. Once these alchemists were intimidated, they would chase out the rebel's granddaughter or cooperate with him. If these alchemists wouldn't comply with their demands, the orthodox sects would take this opportunity to ransack these rich alchemists.
No matter what the alchemists would choose, Yu Shun would get his revenge.
'If you want to hide, I'll smoke you out! Once I get my hands on you, Xu Miao, I'll make you my alchemist slave! I'll make you concoct aphrodisiac pills for the rest of your life! Your wives and concubines will be my sex toys. I'll ravish them right in front of you and have them bear my children! You will pay for what you did, Xu Miao!'
Yu Shun guided his bodyguards to wait at the outskirt of Yeet City. For now, he would watch the upcoming chaos from far away.
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Ju Shoufen bid farewell to Xu Miao and the girls. Before she left, she gave Wei Yuan a aningful look.
"Little girl, I think you should change your identity ASAP."
Wei Yuan tilted her head, "Why?"
"Your families got themselves in a complicated situation. You will be eventually involved in their sses sooner or later. You should forsake your old identity and disguise yourself a bit. For a starter, you can dye your hair or cut it."
Wei Yuan's current appearance stood out from the local cultivators. She had natural long blonde hair, a pretty face, and sharp eyes. One of the reasons that Xu Miao liked her body was her unique beauty and her hairstyle, which resembled Reina Kurashiki, a gorgeous and sexy heroine from a certain hentai series[1].
If Wei Yuan continued to maintain her look, she would be easily recognized in public. With her complicated relationship with Wei Huang, she would get dragged to the conflicts, where a bunch of monstrous 6th-stage and 7th-stage cultivators were playing a war ga.
"I'll keep that in mind."
"You, too, Xu Miao. You should stop using that false na if you want to stay out of trouble."
Xu Miao nodded. It was about ti that he had to stop floundering the Xu Clan's surna. However, he didn't like his old "Mao owow" na.
'What should I call myself? Should I resu the old cat na?'
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Xu Miao, Wei Yuan, and 12 yin slaves sat around a square dining table. Tea had been served to everyone. As for Ju Chen, she was still sleeping in Xu Miao's room.
"I'm thinking of changing my na."
", too," Wei Yuan also needed a new identity, "But you can still use your true na. Your slave identity isn't well-known, right?"
"But Xu Xiuying knows my face and my real na. I also don't want to be treated like a cat."
"I see. Well, how about Mao Miao. Just cut one ow, and it sounds better."
Xu Miao shook his head, "That's not good. It's too easy to guess and connect between the old and the new na."
"Then, how about Miao Mao?"
Xu Miao rolled his eyes, "Anything but Miao, please."
"Eh, what do you want to call yourself, then?"
"… I have no idea."
The yin slaves also gave their opinions. However, most of the nas sounded too cute, such as Mao Mumu, Mao Mao, Mao Xiaomiao, or the absurd Miao Miaomiao.
Xu Miao wanted sothing impressive or masculine. Unfortunately, he couldn't co up with the right na either.
During their discussion, Xu Miao recalled the face of CJ. Then, he had enlightennt.
"Triple M."
"Triple what? Em?"
"Yup. MMM."
Xu Miao recalled that there was a professional wrestler by the ring na HHH, which stood for Hunter Hearst Helmsley. By using an abbreviation, it beca more morable.
CJ was also a shortened na. Xu Miao still didn't know what its abbreviation was for, but he knew that it was a nice idea.
Unfortunately, the girls were not familiar with modern nas. They found it weird and awkward.
Wei Yuan also cringed, "I'll just call you as HUBBY."
The slave girls agreed, "Yeah. Em-Em is weird. We'll just call you as MASTER."
Despite the opinions, Xu Miao insisted that his official na would change to MMM. At least, nobody would call him ow-ow anymore.
Seeing how obstinate Xu Miao was, Wei Yuan and everyone gave up.
"I guess I should go by Mao Yuan now."
Hearing Wei Yuan's new na, Xu Miao laughed. It was weirder than his na since it was a pun to the currency of modern China, Mao-Yuan, because the banknotes had Mao Zedong's face on them.
Getting mocked, Wei Yuan changed her mind.
"Hubby, you're a bully!"
"HAHAHAHA!!"
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After the eting, they ca to a conclusion with new nas and surnas.
Wei Yuan adopted her father's na, CAO, as her new surna, so she would appear in public as Cao Yuan. Xu Miao also took the new formal na of Cao Mao.
A new signboard with a character, CAO, was hung in front of the guest courtyard that day.
The new perverted clan of Cao had been born.
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The next day, Ju Shoufen sent a ssenger to visit the newly established clan to congratulate on their new identities. The ssenger also handed a temporary alchemist license to Xu Miao, or from now on, Cao Mao.
Now, Cao Mao could sell his mutated pills to the sect at the price of 20 raw spirit stones each. However, he couldn't sell them to the rchants directly since he was not their disciple.
Cao Mao didn't like the offer since he learned from the previous conversation between the rchant and the garden master. He figured that aphrodisiac pills might be sold at a higher rate, so it was a bad idea to sell everything he had to the sect.
"Thank you very much, ssenger. Please give senior Ju my regards."
The ssenger cupped her fist and bowed back, "Garden Master has said that you should participate in a garden realm expedition event in the next month."
"What's that event?"
The ssenger explained.
The expedition was different from what Jia Shan did in the assessnt tests, where he sent people to another realm to hone their survival skills.
The garden realm under the Myriad Cauldron Sect was a world of dicine farms. Only sentient plants and trees lived in that world, protecting the rare herbs from outsiders.
Cultivators with any strength could join the expedition. Also, combat between fellow cultivators was banned since it was the world's law. Violators would be ejected on the spot by the mysterious arrays in that sub-dinsional world.
The goal of this expedition was to harvest as many herbs as they could during the ti limit of one day. But there was a kick – if a participant couldn't harvest a certain fruit, plant, or herb properly, the collected goodie would automatically return to where it ca from, which would waste their precious ti. Moreover, trap arrays and plants could counterattack against the cultivators.
The rewards of this event were their rare plants, trees, and herbs that participants could harvest from the world. Still, the Myriad Cauldron Sect would charge an entrance fee, depending on the participant's cultivation base.
For Cao Mao, he only needed to pay one refined stone. As for 3rd-stage girls, each of them had to pay 10 refined stones.
"So, the higher the cultivation base, the higher the chance?"
The ssenger laughed, "No. It depends on the knowledge about the plants. If you use the wrong thod to harvest them, you won't get anything in return. But if you study in plantations and herbs, even if your cultivation base is weaker than the guardians, you can still earn a lot, including heaven-grade plants."
"Oh? Interesting. But I never learned anything about dical plants. Heck, I have never planted a tree before!"
"Ahaha! You don't have to worry about that. Most low-grade and dium-grade herbs are easy to harvest. As long as you don't harm the roots, you'll be fine. The garden master said this herself."
"Ah, okay. If she said so."
The ssenger bid farewell after she successfully completed her missions.
Cao Mao returned to his wives and told them about the event.
"Do you girls want in?"
Everyone shook their heads, including Wei Yuan, aka Cao Yuan. They were too lazy to do sothing risky such as plucking random dical herbs. Sleeping, cultivating, or having sex with Cao Mao was more productive.
"h, you guys are lazy bums! Fine, I'll prepare for the event on my own!"
Cao Mao went out to Ju Garden again. This ti, he wanted to buy so guidebooks or textbooks, relating to dical herbs and the Garden World.
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Two hours later after Cao Mao went out, Jiang Lan received a text ssage from Ma Xingjuan, the receptionist that introduced her to him.
"Hey, Jiang Lan. Are you okay with that slave boy?"
Jiang Lan looked at her phone in shock. She texted back, "Who?"
"It's , E19. Well, you probably don't rember anymore since we haven't t for a long ti."
"Ah, senior E19! How have you been? I heard you escaped from the brothel. Where are you now?"
"I'm at Sky Duck City. Actually, I heard so bad news relating to your husband."
"My husband?"
"That Xu Miao. Or should I call him Mao Miaomiao?"
"Ah!"
Jiang Lan's pretended to be clueless in the chatroom, but she was as calm as a mountain. Jiang Lan secretly called other yin slaves and Wei Yuan to read the chat while she was texting E19.
E19 continued, "Have you heard of Yu Shun?"
"Yu Shun?"
All yin slaves looked at each other. They recalled the fat rchant on the other day.
"Yu Shun's n have posted announcent posters everywhere. He said that Wei Yuan, the granddaughter of the rebel leader is living with Xu Miao in the Yeet City!"
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