"Wow. You really ripped my ear off," I said, looking down at my ear laying on the floor of the bathroom.
"You deserved it. Imagine having the gall to fuck in front of your own mother!" She said.
"I guess that's fair, but I really had no choice," I said.
"You could've chosen not to fuck to summon your mother in a ritual!" She said. "There has to be other rituals that could've summoned ."
"First, I didn't fully know if Shikasa was going to be my mother or not. Second, my Master Bader said all the other rituals in the book didn't work," I said.
"You suspected I was your mother and you still did it? The nerve. You are sothing else. Your father did a terrible job of raising you after I died," she said.
"Dad died," I said somberly. "He wasn't the only one who raised ."
"Oh, I'm sorry honey. That must have been hard. I'm sorry I couldn't be there to help you through it. But who raised you after Frank died?" Shikasa said.
"Johnny did," I said.
"Johnny? The mob boss? No wonder you turned out like shit! He better not have roped you into doing cris for him," she said.
"He did," I said. I felt the side of my head. My ear had fully grown back. Well that was one good thing. At least I didn't have to walk around with a missing ear because my mother decided to rip it the fuck off.
"That son of a bitch! You tell where he is, Dylan! You tell where he is, and I will end him!" She said.
"It's fine, mom! He didn't do all the raising. I ran away after I was done doing cris for him and raised myself for a bit. I turned out alright," I said.
"He let you run away? And what, live on the streets? Oh, I'm doubly going to end him now. I'll kill the son of a bitch, then raise him as a vampire and drive a stake through his fucking heart!" She said.
"Holy shit, mom! Calm down! He did his best raising with what he knew, and unfortunately cri was most of what he knew. Dad wasn't much better. You know you married a mafia enforcer right?" I said.
"I know, but your father was different. He didn't want you growing up in the life and he swore to he would keep you away from it," she said as she massaged her forehead.
"I an, he did. He never told what he did and he made sure to keep Johnny and the boys away from . He just died and Johnny was my godfather, so he adopted . It sucks, but it happened," I said.
"I know. I'm just having a hard ti processing everything that's happened to you since I died. I wish I could have been there to guide you. To be the mother I wanted to be. Not just so bitch who died and left you all alone. I just feel so powerless," she said.
My mother sat down on the floor of the bathroom as tears stread down her face. I sat down next to her and put my arm around her shoulder and hugged her. She hugged back.
"I appreciate you're trying to comfort , and it's partially working, but could you please go put so clothes on? It's hard to have a conversation with you with your dong out. While I'm glad to find out you inherited your father's cock, would you please go put it away?" She said.
"Yes, mother," I said. "Wait, Dad had a big dick?"
"Boy, did he ever. That thing was a monster," she said. "I called it the one-eyed sea serpent. It really swam my seas, if you know what I an."
"I'm not sure I wanted to know that, but now I do," I said from the other room as I put clothes on.
"Hey, I may not be ok with watching my son have sex in front of , but I'll talk sex with you. You're more than an adult. You can drink! You should be able to be at least this comfortable with your mother," she said, still in the bathroom.
Alice, had left the bathroom a while ago and was fully dressed and was also sleeping on the last available bed. I really knocked all my girls out.
"Ok, that's a fair point. Maybe I am pretending to feel more awkward than I actually do. I know it's not a dick asuring contest, but was he bigger than ?" I said, trying to one up my old man. It was stupid and childish, but I never said I wasn't either of those things.
"About the sa actually," she said.
"Oh god damn it!" I said.
"What's wrong?" She said.
"That ans he was half an inch longer than before I made my dick bigger!" I said.
"Oh, for Christ's sake, Dylan! Get over yourself! Half an inch doesn't an anything!" She said. "And why aren't back in here? You should be dressed by now."
"I am. I just thought you were going to co out here," I said.
"I'm not ready to get back on my feet just yet. Can you throw an outfit of your girlfriend's that you think will fit ? I hate this stupid outfit, but I'm kind of required to wear it in the realm that I co from," she said.
"Ok, uh, let look," I said. I was pretty sure none of my girls brought a spare change of clothes to the suite, but I looked desperately hoping I was wrong.
As I looked around, I noticed Lara was wearing a different outfit than she had on originally. I wondered where she got it from. Then I saw it. Next to her bed was a small travel luggage bag.
Of course, the business minded one would bring a change of clothes. I rifled through her bag and just grabbed the first things I could find. I ca out with a t-shirt with a random logo on it and a pair of jeans.
"Here," I said as I threw the clothes into the bathroom.
"Thanks. I hope they fit." Half a minute later, "These actually fit surprisingly well. I don't know how I feel about the fact that you date won with the sa body size and shape as ."
"Actually, if you'll co out here, you'll see that I date won with a variety of different body types," I said.
"What does that an?" She said as she walked out of the bathroom and saw the 5 won sleeping on the 5 beds in the room. "Oh no. Tell you didn't do it."
"Do what, mom? You'll have to be more specific, because I've done a lot of things," I said.
"Tell you didn't get a slave harem," she said.
"Oh my god, no! Why would you even think that?" I said.
"Well, you said you're dating all these won. They can't all be dating you voluntarily. I an, who would exclusively date one man, while four other won are also exclusively dating him too?" She said.
"They would, apparently," I said. "Maybe I'm just special."
"Or maybe they're just crazy," she said.
"Oh my god, stop this. We're going to dinner and you're going to et them all and only then can you decide if they're crazy," I said.
I walked around the room waking up my girls by slapping each of them on the ass. "Get up!" I said. Once all of them were sitting up and rubbing the sleep from their eyes, I said, "Lovely ladies of mine, this is my mother," I gestured at Shikasa. "We're all going to have dinner together and get to know each other, because she thinks you're all crazy for dating ."
All 5 won looked at each other, then at , then at my mother, and said, "Whaaat?" Then Mira added from the back, "That's bullshit!"
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