"Damn it, you should've said that important piece of information earlier. The computer elective course is on Wednesday nights, I almost chose it," He Guizhong punched Li Chenyu in the chest, cursing.
"Please, if you want to hit soone, go for Dongxu. I can't take it with these skinny arms and legs," Li Chenyu quickly stepped back, glaring.
"Hehe, speaking of hitting people, are you three interested in joining our Martial Arts Association?" He Guizhong struck one of Huang Feihong's signature poses from the movies.
He Guizhong had practiced martial arts for a few years back ho and was imdiately recruited by the university's Martial Arts Association, even snagging a committee position right away.
"Pfft, what's so fun about the Martial Arts Association? There are no beauties!" Li Chenyu sneered.
Lu Lei and Ge Dongxu didn't respond.
The forr was all about looking cool, sparing with words, while the latter—did he even need to join the Martial Arts Association to practice martial arts?
"No beauties, no problem. Master martial arts and you can play the hero to save the beauty, and then you'll have your beauties, right?" He Guizhong said.
"With these skinny arms and legs, starting to practice martial arts at this point, do you think I can play the hero saving the beauty?" Li Chenyu pushed up his glasses, asking.
"Well..." He Guizhong looked up and down at Li Chenyu, who was slender and bookish, and shook his head.
No way, the innate conditions were just too poor.
"Do I need to play the hero saving a beauty?" Lu Lei touched his flowing "locks".
He Guizhong cast an envious, jealous, and hateful glance at Lu Lei's handso face, then turned his gaze to Ge Dongxu.
"I don't need to join the Martial Arts Association to play the hero saving the beauty," Ge Dongxu said indifferently.
Rembering Ge Dongxu's impressive performance during military training, He Guizhong finally shifted his attention back to Li Chenyu, saying, "So you an, those flower arrangent and music appreciation classes are taught by beautiful teachers, and there are lots of beautiful girls?"
"Duh!" Li Chenyu rolled his eyes.
"So, do you think soone like would be suitable for a flower arrangent class?" He Guizhong hemd and hawed.
The three roommates shuddered at the thought, a guy who looked like a gangster with a stubbled face, wanting to learn flower arrangent!
In the end, all three of them, even Ge Dongxu couldn't help but blurt out a single word.
"Scram!"
"Damn it, what kind of attitude is this? Don't you know anything about combining strength and gentleness? For a man brimming with masculinity like , learning sothing like flower arrangent would be just right, wouldn't it?"
"If you go to learn flower arrangent, we're no longer friends!" Lu Lei rarely spoke such a long sentence.
"Damn it!" He Guizhong cursed frustratedly, but ultimately, he gave up the idea of the skin-crawling thought of signing up for the flower arrangent class.
"Talk about the other information you've gathered," He Guizhong said, having given up on the idea.
"I heard the Music Association is not bad, and the Dance and Drama Associations are also good. The beauties there have high standards, and rumor has it even the campus belle makes appearances. Dongxu, if you're thinking of joining an association, I recomnd those three. As for the Martial Arts Association—forget about it," Li Chenyu said.
"Did you co to university just to chase girls?" Ge Dongxu said, half laughing and half crying.
"No, we excel at both chasing girls and studying!" Li Chenyu said solemnly.
"Don't tell you're not interested in beauties?" Lu Lei's handso face shifted slightly.
"Scram!" Ge Dongxu replied without any politeness.
"That's a relief," Lu Lei visibly relaxed.
"Next up, I've got a bombshell to drop!" Li Chenyu announced with a mysterious air.
"What bombshell?" He Guizhong imdiately perked up with shining eyes and urged.
Lu Lei's eyes were filled with a look of longing, clearly already privy to the bombshell Li Chenyu was about to drop.
Ge Dongxu just smiled faintly. With one look at Li Chenyu's expression, he knew it must be news about so beauty.
"This sester's inorganic chemistry course is said to be personally taught by our school's Professor Wu Yili," Li Chenyu said.
"Cut the crap, that's a bombshell?" He Guizhong said disappointingly, having thought it would be news about a campus beauty.
"Cut it out, there's no reasoning with a muscle-brain like you! Do you even know what Professor Wu Yili is known as?" Li Chenyu said with contempt.
Lu Lei silently looked on with contempt as well.
As for Ge Dongxu, he remained indifferent.
Anyway, he had several confidantes now. Although he wouldn't claim to be entirely dispassionate, he at least didn't want to get involved with any beauties.
"Known as what?" He Guizhong finally sensed the exceptionality of the news and his eyes lit up intensely.
"Jiangnan University's number one beauty!" Li Chenyu declared.
"No way? A professor has taken the title of number one beauty? Shouldn't that be the campus belle? Besides, aren't professors usually pretty old?" He Guizhong was stupefied and then asked in a puzzled and confused manner.
"That's where you're clueless. Professor Wu Yili from our school isn't like the others. She's returned from studying in Germany, appointed as a professor through special promotion. She's older than us, but definitely not as old as you think, probably just in her early thirties. A female of that age, who is still unmarried, and well-maintained, would possess a mature charm and the intellectual beauty of a high-level scholar. Even the campus belle would pale in comparison to her," Li Chenyu analyzed with shining eyes.
"Exactly!" Lu Lei nodded.
"Wow, inorganic chemistry, huh? Let's see, when is that class?" He Guizhong hurriedly picked up the schedule to check.
"Tuesday afternoon, darn, why isn't it on Monday?" He Guizhong said with disappointnt after checking.
"Ever heard of respecting teachers and valuing education? Shouldn't we refrain from discussing Professor Wu in such a manner in private?" Ge Dongxu couldn't bear listening any longer.
"Co on, Ge Dongxu, don't go overboard, will you? Everyone has a love for beauty, and we don't have any improper thoughts about Professor Wu. Just thinking about having such a beautiful and sexy teacher for our classes, even just to look at her, is a pleasure," Li Chenyu retorted with a roll of his eyes.
"Exactly!" He Guizhong and Lu Lei also rolled their eyes at Ge Dongxu, the self-appointed "moral guardian."
Ge Dongxu could only smile wryly and shake his head, unable to argue with their logic.
"Keep going, Chenyu, keep going. Got any more bombshells? Like sothing about the campus belle?" He Guizhong, clearly brimming with male hormones, pressed on.
"Heh, campus belle, you can forget about that, kiddo. I think Lu Lei has so chance if he makes a move with that pretty boy face of his," Li Chenyu teased.
Upon hearing this, Lu Lei casually ran his hand through his "silky hair."
"That's not necessarily true. Many girls also like a man like who has muscles and a rugged charm," He Guizhong flexed his muscles and rubbed his stubbled chin.
"You guys are ridiculous; I'm going out for a walk," Ge Dongxu said, finding it unbearable to listen any longer. He then left the dormitory.
"Man, could that guy really not be interested in girls?" He Guizhong wondered, scratching his buzz cut as he watched Ge Dongxu leave the room.
After that, He Guizhong turned to look at Lu Lei.
"What?" Lu Lei glared back.
"Heh, if that's the case, I think you really should join the Martial Arts Association and learn a few moves for self-defense," He Guizhong suggested.
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