"You..."
Bai Doni was sowhat intimidated by the presence of Liu Wentian and was at a loss for words for a mont. Regaining his composure, he scoffed and said,
"What's wrong with relying on instrunts? Instrunts can display all kinds of problems in the human body, and through various paraters and data, we can clearly understand the patient's condition. As far as I know, so-called traditional Chinese dicine diagnoses patients by taking their pulse, right? Judging whether a person is ill based on their heart rate is simply unreliable! So people say traditional Chinese dicine is nothing but a scam, and in my view, they're not wrong at all!"
"Ignoramus," Liu Wentian said coldly, glancing at him.
"What did you say? You dare to insult ?" Bai Doni erupted in anger.
"What's wrong with insulting you? You are an ignoramus, pretending to know things you don't. Who says traditional Chinese dicine only diagnoses by taking the pulse? Who says taking the pulse is about observing the heart rate? Taking the pulse, also known as checking the vein, is a thod in traditional Chinese dicine where the practitioner uses their fingers to feel the pulse of the patient to detect changes in the vein-beat and to discern the functions of the viscera and whether there's a deficiency or stagnation of qi, blood and body fluid-essence.
Moreover, traditional Chinese dicine diagnoses through observation, questioning, and pulse-taking, it's not just about taking the pulse. You're a layman pretending to be an expert, so what's wrong with calling you an ignoramus?" Liu Wentian replied coldly.
Bai Doni was left speechless, as he had always looked down on traditional Chinese dicine and knew little about it. At that mont, he had nothing to say but still retorted,
"Humph, save those trivial matters. No matter what you say, it doesn't change the fact that Western dicine is much stronger than traditional Chinese dicine. Precise instrunts can directly reveal problems inside the human body, whereas traditional Chinese dicine can only detect them once symptoms have manifested!"
"Oh, really? Since that's the case, can your so-called precise instrunts detect your illness?" Liu Wentian asked with a smile, though it was a cold one.
"What illness could I possibly have? I'm not sick at all; there's nothing to detect," Bai Doni said dismissively. "I think you just can't win the argunt with and are trying to muddle through by slapping a random disease label on , aren't you? Haha, that trick might scare patients but save it; you won't scare !"
Liu Wentian's smile beca strange, "You really are sick, ntally sick, there's sothing wrong with your brain."
"Scoundrel! You dare to insult ? You're the one who's ntally sick, not . Not only am I not sick, but I am also much smarter than you. You're just jealous of ! You're definitely jealous because I graduated from Yale University dical School, jealous that I'm better than you!" Bai Doni bellowed furiously.
The crowd was also puzzled as they looked at Liu Wentian. Bai Doni was a bright graduate of Yale University dical School; how could he possibly be ntally ill? His brain was surely far smarter than most people's!
Liu Wentian chuckled and then held up a single finger, asking, "How many is this?"
The crowd was speechless, looking at Liu Wentian with an expression reserved for fools, thinking that he must be the one with a ntal problem, for even a kindergarten child understands it's one!
Could it be that he was deliberately insulting Bai Doni?
Bai Doni, feeling insulted, bellowed, "Idiot! That's obviously two!!"
Suddenly, there was a deafening silence.
"Holy shit! What's happening?"
Soone couldn't help but exclaim, "That's two, are you blind?!"
"This guy, could there be sothing wrong with his eyes?"
"Could it be there's sothing wrong with his brain, and he really is ntally ill? Can a ntally ill person graduate from Yale University dical School? Could his diploma be fake?"
"Claiming one finger is two, I think he is the fool! And he even performs surgery on patients; that's no less than plotting for money and murder!"
"..."
The crowd burst into discussion, pointing fingers and casting doubts at Bai Doni.
Upon hearing the people's words, Bai Doni's face changed, and he said with confusion, "What do you an? It's clearly two fingers, how did it beco one? Could it be that you can't tell the difference between one finger and two? Are you all blind?"
You and your whole family are the ones who are blind!
The crowd internally raged, concluding that this guy must really be crazy!!
Bai Doni once again looked at Liu Wentian's fingers, clearly seeing two, two index fingers!!
Wait, two index fingers?? Why does he have two index fingers on one hand!!
Bai Doni jumped in fright, then looked at Liu Wentian with a mixture of shock and anger, and bellowed, "Bastard, is this your doing?? What exactly is going on??"
Liu Wentian laughed, "I'm not a god, just a practitioner of Chinese dicine that you look down upon, how could I possibly pull any tricks? It's simple, your brain has problems, you're insane!!"
"You're the insane one!! It must be your doing, I'm going to fight you!!" Bai Doni roared in anger, ready to attack Liu Wentian.
Bang!!
Just when everyone thought the two were about to co to blows, suddenly Bai Doni's entire body collapsed to the ground, bottom up.
As the crowd was puzzled, thinking he had fallen over, Bai Doni's body twitched a few tis, then started moving forward undulating like a snake.
This ti, it scared the crowd out of their wits; their eyes nearly popped out!!
"Ah, what's happening to Bai Doni, he... he's moving forward like a snake!!" a nurse exclaid.
"He... does he have so sort of strange disease??" a male doctor wondered.
"I knew it, I always suspected sothing was off with this guy, always acting so superior to Huaxia doctors, turns out he's a lunatic!!" another male doctor added insult to injury.
"..."
Bai Doni himself was nearly scared to death. He began to wonder, could it be that he was really sick??
He suspected Liu Wentian was behind it, but then thought it impossible; how could this man have such power!!
"I, why can't I control my body?? Could it be... could it really be that I'm sick??" Bai Doni said in terror.
Liu Wentian nodded, "Yes, you really are insane. Deep down in your subconscious, you fantasize that you are a huge snake, so now you have actually beco one."
"So, what do I do now??" asked Bai Doni, filled with fear.
Liu Wentian said in surprise, "Eh, you're asking ?? I'm just a practitioner of Chinese dicine, how could I possibly understand??"
Bai Doni was almost in tears, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. What am I supposed to do now?? ow, ow, ow..."
At the end, he did cry out of fear, could it be that he would have to crawl on the ground for the rest of his life?? That would be worse than death itself!!
Liu Wentian curled his lips, thinking if you can't handle the ga, don't play with .
"It's simple, get the hell back to your hotown, have soone imdiately put you on a plane back to Arica, and you'll be cured. Scram, and don't co back to Huaxia!!"
Although Bai Doni was sowhat incredulous, he had no choice but to desperately try any possible redy and imdiately had soone book a plane ticket.
By this ti, things like picking up girls were long forgotten; he couldn't even stand up, let alone pick up anyone!!
After Liu Wentian finished speaking, he walked away with Sheng Qiani.
Upon reaching the hospital's exit, Sheng Qiani couldn't help snickering, and said playfully, "Liu Wentian, you were the one who did it just now, weren't you?? You really know so incredible tricks, and you're particularly naughty!"
Liu Wentian claid innocence, "It's not my fault, he's the one with a disease. With that self-righteous air of his, acting like he wants to walk with his nose in the air, if he's not a lunatic, what is he??"
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