Urban Dominating Imm Chapter 34: Is it that funny?

"Get him! This pathetic guy is playing dirty, beat him up!"

After a brief pause, Glasses Tian was the first to react. He yelled loudly, and with a swift move, swung the stick in his hand towards Qin Yang.

However, he ended up the sa way as Li Dapeng, letting out a miserable scream and clutching his crotch as he fell onto the stone floor of the bathroom.

"I already told you, my leg is longer than your stick. You guys just never learn."

Qin Yang looked at Glasses Tian, who was in tears from the pain, and said with a hint of regret in his voice.

"Kid, you think you're the only one who can play dirty? My legs are definitely longer than yours."

Zhang Mao shouted defiantly. They were all over 1.85 ters tall, being mbers of the school basketball team, so his claim wasn't entirely false. Launching a kick intended for Qin Yang's crotch, his intent was clear.

"Oow!"

Another miserable cry resounded. Just as Zhang Mao raised his foot, Qin Yang's own foot had already struck his crotch.

"Your legs may indeed be long, but you talk too much, and I already saw through your intentions."

Qin Yang remarked casually, a serene expression on his face.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Mao was furious to the point of wanting to vomit blood. However, the pain prevented him from saying a word. Tears welled up at the corners of his eyes, yet it wasn't from crying, just an involuntary reaction to the extre pain.

In the blink of an eye, Li Dapeng, Glasses Tian, and Zhang Mao were all taken down by Qin Yang with a single crotch kick each.

Seeing Qin Yang standing there so nonchalantly, Gao Fei began to feel a wetness in his own crotch area. If he was hit with a kick like that, his balls would surely be crushed.

They had set upon many people before, but how co they had never thought of such a move?

"Ahem, your turn now." Qin Yang looked at Gao Fei with a slight smile.

"Gulp."

Gao Fei's throat went dry, and he swallowed hard, instinctively covering his crotch with one hand and involuntarily taking a step back.

Right now, he really wanted to puml Qin Yang with a round of punches, but after hesitating for a mont, he still didn't dare.

"Qin Yang, if you have the guts, don't play dirty. Let's have a good, clean fight."

Gao Fei backed out of Qin Yang's attack range and shouted. When it ca to playing dirty, he now feared Qin Yang a bit; three had already fallen for it. However, in a fight, given his large build and height, he wasn't actually afraid of Qin Yang.

"Alright then, as you wish, we'll have a fair match."

Qin Yang nodded, speaking earnestly.

"Hmph, take this punch then."

Gao Fei clenched his right fist tightly, preparing to land a heavy punch on Qin Yang's face.

"Oow!"

With a miserable scream, Qin Yang's foot once again preemptively struck Gao Fei's crotch, flooring him instantly.

"You, you... didn't you say you wouldn't play dirty?"

Tears flowed from Gao Fei's eyes due to the pain as he clutched his crotch and voiced a suprely frustrated cry.

"Ah, calling yourselves the Four Great Vajra, yet your minds are so simple."

Qin Yang sighed lightly. Such naivety, to believe the enemy's words so easily; on the Immortal Yuan Continent, they wouldn't even have their bones left.

"You...!"

Li Dapeng, montarily forgetting the pain in his balls, roared with anger.

Before he could finish his sentence, Qin Yang delivered a swift chop to the back of his neck, causing Li Dapeng's eyes to roll back as he fainted.

"Qin Yang, Brother Qiang won't let you get away with this."

Glasses Tian let out a howl, only to be chopped unconscious by Qin Yang as well. Of course, Zhang Mao and Gao Fei weren't spared either. Soon, what were once the aggressive Four Great Vajra now lay crumpled on the bathroom floor.

At this mont, a considerable crowd had gathered outside the boys' bathroom. So were there to use the facilities, but most were there to watch the spectacle, knowing that every ti the Four Great Vajra dealt with soone, they'd put on quite a show, becoming the talk of the school for a while.

"Tiantian, since when did you beco so nosy? Let's head back."

Su Qingqing's face was slightly flushed as she and Sun Tiantian stood at the outer edge of the crowd, near the girls' bathroom. Even so, she felt a little embarrassed, especially as her best friend kept trying to stand on tiptoes, her large pretty eyes glued to the direction of the boys' bathroom.

"Qingqing, why aren't they out yet?"

Sun Tiantian looked at the still-closed bathroom door and comnted.

"How should I know? I'm not in there."

Su Qingqing rolled her eyes at her friend in mild exasperation.

"Right..." Sun Tiantian nodded, though her eyes never left the boys' bathroom door.

"Let's go, stop staring. That guy's probably getting beaten up really badly."

Su Qingqing pulled Sun Tiantian by the hand, wanting to drag her away. How embarrassing, her friend was staring at the boys' bathroom.

"Wait, wait, the door's opening."

Sun Tiantian exclaid.

Just then, the boys' bathroom door was pulled open from inside, and Qin Yang walked out with a calm expression, with no one else in sight behind him.

"Only Qin Yang ca out; where are the Four Great Vajra?"

The crowd collectively harbored a sense of bewildernt.

Seeing Qin Yang exit unhard, yet without any sign of the Four Great Vajra, Zheng Wei, who was standing at the bathroom entrance, was the first to react, imdiately peering inside.

Nonetheless, the next mont, he was stunned.

After rubbing his eyes, Zheng Wei still could hardly believe what he was seeing.

By now, quite a few boys had gathered, each craning their necks to look inside.

Inside the bathroom, Li Dapeng and the others lay sprawled all over the floor.

"Hahaha..."

"This posture, it's too funny..."

"..."

The crowd fell silent for a mont before breaking into uncontrollable laughter.

"What's so funny about it?"

Sun Tiantian blinked her large pretty eyes, growing increasingly curious.

By this point, so bold girls had squeezed through the crowd to peek inside and, upon seeing the scene, covered their mouths and giggled.