"Satisfied, Beast Lin?"
On the way ho, Ouyang Xiaoya asked.
"Don't be like that, my dear wife. I'm mainly worried about you being deceived. Look at that guy's hairstyle, hanging just like that, and his na is also ridiculously unique. That kind of person is definitely a scumbag and bad news," Lin Hai chuckled.
"Hmph, that's more like it. Beast Lin, your sweet talk has gotten better lately," Ouyang Xiaoya said with a smile.
"CEO, not only has my sweet talk improved, but we can also try it out when we get ho, right? How about a French kiss?" Lin Hai said, rubbing his hands together with an expectant expression.
"Hmph, wishful thinking; it depends on your performance. Do you think the CEO's lips are yours to kiss whenever you want?" Ouyang Xiaoya replied, then deliberately pouted her enticing red lips, making Lin Hai gulp down his saliva.
"Wife, I'm so handso; can't you reward a little? According to scientific research, if a man holds it in for too long without release, he will get sick," Lin Hai said pitifully.
"Do you also count as handso? Look at those young and fashionable guys on the street, isn't each one of them handsor than an old loser like you?"
Lin Hai was speechless. How did he suddenly beco an old loser? How was he old?
Glancing at the street where indeed so young handso n were strolling with flirty and pretty girls, Lin Hai retorted unconvinced:
"So what if they're handso? Their girlfriends aren't as beautiful as mine."
Once Xiaoya heard that, a giggle began to form inside her. Beast Lin's mouth was as sweet as honey today.
She had never realized this guy was so sweet-talking before they beca a couple.
"Now that I'm really your girlfriend, you have to treat nicely from now on," Ouyang Xiaoya coquettishly said.
"Damn!"
Lin Hai felt a surge of blood rush to his nose, almost spurting out. CEO's coquettish charm was too powerful.
"CEO, I've found that I'm deeply in love with you," Lin Hai said affectionately.
"Really? For you, a man who gave his first kiss to a cigarette and his virginity to his left hand, the CEO needs to consider it carefully," Ouyang Xiaoya joked.
"Co on, CEO, how do you know these secrets about ?"
"Didn't you know? Too much of jerking off is also a pain, even though it can build a Kirin Arm."
"..." Ouyang Xiaoya was speechless. This man's sense of impropriety was acting up again.
He's actually discussing jerking off right in front of her!
Doesn't he consider a girl's feelings at all?
Ouyang Xiaoya's mind suddenly imagined the evil scenario of jerking off, thinking about the ti when Beast Lin sat in front of the TV watching Man and Nature, hunched over, his left hand frantically twitching back and forth, her pretty face instantly turning crimson, although that ti Lin Hai was actually shining shoes.
...
Back at the villa, Ouyang Xiaoya decided to reward Beast Lin for good behavior today and went to the kitchen to cook.
"CEO, you're going to the kitchen?"
"Yes, to reward you," Ouyang Xiaoya nodded.
"Oh? Are you going to cook noodles for ?" Lin Hai blinked.
Iceberg CEO's pretty face instantly blushed like she was drunk, revealing a hint of red. That dead Beast is always thinking about indecent things.
"Uh, I misspoke, CEO," Lin Hai said awkwardly, scratching the back of his head.
"Hmph, what the CEO is going to make for you is a fruit salad."
Lin Hai sat aimlessly on the sofa, smoking, when suddenly a bright idea popped into his head. Didn't the CEO say he should be good to her?
In that case, Lin Hai decided to put on a show and also be a good warm man.
But what should he do?
His gaze wandered and saw the door to Ouyang Xiaoya's boudoir open.
"Cleaning and tidying up the CEO's room should be a must for a caring gentleman, right?"
Entering the CEO's room, Lin Hai quickly started tidying up.
Soon, the room was spotlessly clean. However, his gaze landed on the undergarnts on the bed, which seed to have been changed out of and not yet washed.
Lin Hai imdiately felt very proactive and saw an opportunity to make a further impression.
A few minutes later, Ouyang Xiaoya, carrying a fruit salad, ca out and found Lin Hai walking in from the courtyard.
"What have you been doing?"
"I did your laundry, honey."
Ouyang Xiaoya was incredibly surprised. Beast Lin actually did laundry for her?
She looked out the window and indeed saw a row of clothes hanging on the clothesline.
However, the kind of clothes were a bit... problematic...
Black, pink, purple lace undergarnts, a pink bra, and even two sets of her own bikini swimwear...
He washed all of these?
A man washing a woman's private undergarnts, just imagining it made Xiaoya's little face redden inexplicably with embarrassnt.
"How could you wash those!"
"Ah? I was just being nice to you." Lin Hai was puzzled as he saw the CEO's face turn red-hot. Could it be a fever?
"As a man, how can you wash those for ? Can I even wear them again?" Ouyang Xiaoya was at a loss for words.
Lin Hai was dumbfounded, not understanding. Was doing laundry a mistake?
Ouyang Xiaoya suddenly noticed that in the middle of the black lace undergarnts hanging on the clothesline, there was sothing white.
She wished she could find a hole in the ground and burrow into it out of embarrassnt.
Lin Hai noticed as well, and his mouth hung open in shock.
The white patch was glaringly conspicuous against the backdrop of the black undergarnts.
"Ah! Die, Beast, just die!"
Ouyang Xiaoya let out a scream, covered her face, and ran out quickly, yanking down the undergarnts from the clothesline.
"CEO, why are there white stains on your undergarnts?" Lin Hai blinked in confusion.
The Iceberg CEO's face turned as red as a monkey's butt, hot and flushed, too ashad to look at him.
Why would there be sothing white on her undergarnts? She thought she paid attention to cleanliness, but accidents happen; it's mortifying to have a man see such a private thing.
While Ouyang Xiaoya's thoughts were in turmoil, Lin Hai focused on figuring out what the mysterious white substance was.
He dipped his finger onto the undergarnt, lifted it to his nose and sniffed.
Ouyang Xiaoya, seeing Lin Hai's actions, wished she could die from hitting her head against sothing.
Then, Lin Hai frowned: "Low-phosphorus compound."
"Don't say another word!" Xiaoya's pretty face seed like it was about to drip water.
Lin Hai unconsciously put his finger to his mouth, licking it with his tongue.
"!!!!!!"
Ouyang Xiaoya, seeing this, was dumbstruck, her face flushed redder than blood, wishing she could just die.
"It's laundry detergent residue left on there. My bad, CEO, don't cover your face. Why make a fuss over it not being totally clean? I'll wash it again."
Ouyang Xiaoya was instantaneously in disarray.
So, the white stuff was just laundry detergent...
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