Lin Hai's mind raced, recalling his conversation with Bai Gu last ti. He knew there was already a huge rift between Bai Gu and her sister, so much so that she even changed her na to live independently.
"Ruoshuang, let ask you sothing. How has your music teacher Wang Jingjing been doing recently?"
Ruoshuang was halfway through her Jelly when she stopped, blinked her adorable eyes in confusion, and asked, "Brother-in-law, why are you interested in our music teacher all of a sudden? Could it be…"
Lin Hai coughed dryly. The young girl seed innocent, but her mind was wicked to the core. She had been the notorious "School Beauty Egg Terminator," renowned for her groin-kicking prowess, which sent several boys to the hospital seeking a close encounter.
Moreover, the most unfortunate one supposedly went abroad for so kind of reconstructive surgery and was left traumatized by the experience, unconsciously clenching his legs and guarding his vital parts at the sight of high heels, trembling with cold sweat.
"Don't misunderstand, I just want to discuss sothing with your music teacher, Wang Jingjing," Lin Hai hurriedly explained, fearing the girl might drift into nefarious thoughts. After all, he considered himself pure Lin.
"Oh? Is it the kind of in-depth exchange?" Ruoshuang asked innocently, her bright eyes sparkling.
"Cough, yes, oh, no, I an, I just want to learn sothing from her."
"Do you an understanding deeply?" Ruoshuang blinked again.
Lin Hai felt defeated and said bitterly, "Sister-in-law, can you not always think in such a sleazy way?"
"Really? Brother-in-law, don't tell you've fallen for our music teacher? I'll have you know, lots of wealthy playboys have been chasing after her."
Ruoshuang giggled, enjoying seeing her brother-in-law flustered, his flustered look was so cute.
"I was wrong, I won't ask you anymore," Lin Hai conceded defeat.
"Brother-in-law, don't be mad, I'm just joking."
"Here, brother-in-law, have a Jelly. It's white," Ruoshuang winked mischievously.
Lin Hai broke out in a cold sweat again. Even though he knew it was just an innocent Jelly, he couldn't help but associate it with unhealthy thoughts.
"Brother-in-law, ever since I had the Jelly you gave last ti, I find myself especially in love with this white Jelly," Ruoshuang blinked her eyes a few tis, pouting her tender red lips and slurping the edge of the Jelly cup.
With a "slurp," Ruoshuang swallowed the Jelly, puffing her cute little cheeks and munching away.
"Sh*t, this is purely my sister-in-law trying to seduce ."
"Brother-in-law, can you handle it?" Ruoshuang blinked again.
"Cough, I really just want to talk about sothing important with your music teacher," Lin Hai emphasized earnestly, not distracted by the allure of won.
"Eh? Brother-in-law, are you turning over a new leaf?" Ruoshuang's expression was exaggeratedly shocked.
Lin Hai felt like spitting blood, 'damn turning over a new leaf,' making it sound like he was a bad guy before.
"Ah, brother-in-law is now called Pure Lin, you know."
"Pfft, who believes that," Ruoshuang comnted.
"Cough, don't think nonsense."
"Brother-in-law, you have quite substantial assets. If you were to sell them, you might even have a shot at becoming the Duck King title of Huadu."
Lin Hai really wanted to bash his head on the sofa; how could such a delicate school beauty talk like this, where are your morals?
"Brother-in-law really just wants to discuss a very, very important matter with your music teacher," Lin Hai earnestly reiterated.
Ruoshuang finished her jelly, wiped her little mouth, smacked her lips, and cleaned her hands of the milky jelly traces before nodding: "Alright, seeing how sincere you are, I reluctantly agree."
"Sh*t, you're calling yourself 'the palace' now?"
"Yeah, I plan to make a lot of money like my cousin in the future, and then beco the Queen myself. Brother-in-law, are you interested in marrying into my palace as a favored concubine? I promise to love you to death, hehe."
"Forget it, I'm afraid you'd really love to death."
"I'm serious. When the ti cos to flip the naplates, I'll flip yours every day, making you serve well. Aren't you good at literature?" Ruoshuang said with a fantasizing expression.
Lin Hai was totally done, now talking about flipping naplates...
"By the way, has your cousin been angry these days?" Lin Hai asked tentatively, trying to get so insider information from his sister-in-law to be fully prepared.
"Brother-in-law, you're really lucky, just like they say 'Good people don't live long, a scourge lasts for a thousand years.' The past three days she's been working overti at the company, hasn't had ti to co ho or pay attention to you."
Ruoshuang replied.
Lin Hai heaved a sigh of relief, damn, such good luck, haha.
"Brother-in-law, you didn't really go for an erotic massage these past three days, did you?" Ruoshuang asked with a weird look in her eyes.
"Sh*t, don't have such wild thoughts, kid. Am I that kind of man?"
Ruoshuang nodded firmly, "Yes, brother-in-law. You are exactly like soone born for erotic massages, fitting for the saying 'youth dedicated to erotic massages, finding the peak at the end of the bed."
"..."
Lin Hai felt like it had beco completely impossible to communicate normally with people!
"When are you taking to et Jingjing, the music teacher?"
Might as well just ask directly, or else who knows what more explosive topics Ruoshuang could bring up.
"This afternoon. I have an elective course then, I'll take you to sit in, and let you get a deeper understanding of our music teacher. She's really sweet, with a great figure. I reckon her butt alone could keep you happy all night."
"Uh, see you this afternoon, goodbye!"
Lin Hai quickly fled as if escaping, unable to continue the conversation.
"Hmph, stupid brother-in-law, got deflated, huh? That's for causing to lose seventy thousand last ti."
"This thod is good, to deal with brother-in-law, I have to be more lewd and more hardcore than him. Should I tell my cousin about this thod? Hmm, definitely must tell her, and let this damn brother-in-law taste how formidable the Ouyang sisters can be!"
Ruoshuang flashed a devilish wisdom in her eyes that was inappropriate for her age, although the wisdom was clearly used in the wrong place.
...
In the afternoon, Lin Hai followed Ruoshuang to school.
"Huh? Seems like the school's security has been strengthened?" Lin Hai wondered. It wasn't this strict last ti, it's just a school after all.
"Tsk tsk, was there a terrorist attack last ti? I even fainted; you didn't know about it, did you?" Ruoshuang pouted her lips as if hurt by her brother-in-law's lack of concern.
Lin Hai, needing favors, dared not offend the demonish little sister-in-law and quickly tried to appease: "Brother-in-law didn't want to bring back your painful mories, I'd be heartbroken if you were sad."
"Hmph, that's more like it."
"When we go in later, just say you are a new music teacher our school recently hired but haven't obtained your teacher's ID yet, I'll vouch for you, got it?"
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