"Real-life love combat?"
Hua peered around curiously and spat out these words, shocked by the scene before her.
Lin Hai covered his face in defeat.
Xiao Yixuan's eyes widened as she looked at Hua, her pretty face turning beet red, and she scread in panic.
Chen Linda also couldn't believe it. Just at the critical mont, soone had to show up. What would happen if word got out?
Seeing it was Hua, Ren Bingfei was scared to death. If President Ouyang got wind of this, she'd surely be fired, and all the hard work she put into getting this job would be wasted. And the sisters from her unit were counting on her for their own cobacks; if she got fired, it would be like letting down so many of them.
"Wow, this looks like so much fun. Uncle, I want to join too!"
With that, Hua waved her little hands and cheered as she walked over.
"For crying out loud, my dear miss, Little Star, please spare ."
Lin Hai quickly tried to stop her, being extrely careful this ti, afraid of touching where he shouldn't.
"Wuu, uncle is so an, not letting play. I'm going to tell Sister Ouyang on you!" Hua said petulantly.
Lin Hai's forehead was streaming with cold sweat as he quickly covered Hua's mouth and pulled her into the cubicle, appearing like a thief with a guilty conscience. To onlookers, his actions were creepily suggestive, as if a nerdy uncle was planning sothing indecent against a cute little girl.
"Hua, you must not tell Ouyang Xiaoya about what you just saw," Lin Hai pleaded miserably.
"Hmph, Uncle, if you don't play with , I'll tell Sister Ouyang," Hua smartly retorted, sensing an opportunity as Lin Hai's montum weakened.
Ren Bingfei's pretty face turned deathly pale, terrified that Hua might genuinely tell Ouyang Xiaoya.
The two ladies were also wary of the mysterious President Ouyang, their hearts beating faster now.
"Cough cough, Hua, how about we go ho and play? Uncle will play just with you for as long as you want," Lin Hai had no choice but to cajole her.
The three won imdiately looked at Lin Hai differently.
Realizing he had said sothing wrong again, what with the ntion of playing alone, Lin Hai quickly turned to explain awkwardly to the three won: "I was just joking."
"Uncle, you're so bad, trying to deceive again, huh! This ti I definitely won't let you off easy," Hua brandished her cute little fists.
The three won obviously didn't believe Lin Hai was an honest man.
"I'm just a bloody tragedy," Lin Hai lanted to the extre, looking at the triumphant Hua, speechless.
"Hehe, Uncle, you scared?" Hua smiled triumphantly.
"Little ancestor, what exactly do you want?" Lin Hai asked with difficulty.
"Hee hee, Uncle, today I'm going out shopping, and you're my personal bodyguard. Of course, you have to protect , and I an closely," Hua threw out her prepared idea.
Shit, this little girl was indeed plotting against him. Such a small body but such a big scher, and despite her cute face, she surely had a heart as dark and twisted as they co.
"Fine, I have no money, I admit defeat," Lin Hai nodded miserably, agreeing to her terms.
"Yay, hee hee, aweso! With Uncle around, I won't ever have to worry about feeling unsafe," Hua cheered jubilantly.
Lin Hai smacked his lips, muttering, "Why do I always feel like your statent sounds like the slogan of a little brother's uniform ad?"
Lin Hai rembered that Durex's slogan seed to be sothing like, with that thing, your girlfriend never has to worry about safety anymore.
Especially when those words ca from Hua's adorable little mouth, they always seed to lead one's thoughts astray.
The three ladies' cheeks flushed with embarrassnt as Lin Hai's image in their hearts was completely overturned and shattered, leaving it in ruins.
...
A dozen minutes later, Lin Hai looked at the three sisters wearing won's security uniforms, their chests prominently displayed and their figures sultry, as he tried his best to explain, "What just happened really was a misunderstanding, I hope you won't take it to heart, my actual nickna is Little Purity, really."
Ren Bingfei bit her lip, her face peachy-pink, seemingly lost in thought.
Xiao Yixuan's mind was filled with Brother Lin's earlier remark "nice to touch," and couldn't help but lower her gaze to her chest, speechless.
Chen Linda kept rubbing her tender thighs; Lin Hai's "Hooking Girl's Leg" move had left her feeling a bit sore now.
"Uncle, if you don't co out, I'm going to tattle," called Hua's voice.
Lin Hai stumbled, almost falling over. He must not have checked the almanac before leaving the house today.
"Well, three sisters, I should get going. I'll give you massages later to make it up to you, I'm really good at massages," Lin Hai said apologetically, then backed out.
Sitting in Hua's car, Lin Hai played the role of driver.
"La la, uncle's driving, taking shopping," Hua said happily.
Lin Hai frowned miserably; at this mont, Hua no longer seed cute to him, she was simply a little devil star.
"Big star Hua, where to?"
"Wuu, I've never been to a casino, never been to an Erotic massage, never been to a bar. Uncle, I'm not scared of anything with you here; take to have a blast. Let's go wild!"
"Cough cough, do you even know what an Erotic massage is?" Lin Hai nearly ran out of breath.
"No idea, but what does it matter? As long as you're with , no bad guys would dare bully , right?" Hua batted her eyelashes.
"Erm, Erotic massage is a place only for n."
"I don't care, I want to go to an Erotic massage," Hua stubbornly said.
"sh*t..." Lin Hai was speechless.
"If you don't take to an Erotic massage, I'll tell President Ouyang about you doing the very loving things with the three young ladies just now..."
"Damn it!"
"I just want an Erotic massage," Hua insisted, her adorable big eyes filled with curiosity when she ntioned Erotic massage.
She had often inadvertently heard people talk about Erotic massages, and those n always had a smug look on their faces as if it was really fun, but when discussing this topic, they always seed to deliberately avoid it, giving Hua the impression that Erotic massage was sothing very mysterious.
"Are you sure you want an Erotic massage?" Lin Hai's eyes widened; sh*t, the little stars of today were too unrestrained!
Hua nodded, "Uh-huh, I want an Erotic massage."
"Alright, but don't regret it later!" Lin Hai thought since he was being threatened by Hua, there was nothing he could do about it. If she wanted to go, then they'd go. Who was he to be afraid of?
"That's great, uncle, drive fast, show off your 'Initial Lin' driving skills!" As Hua spoke, she quickly buckled her seatbelt. This girl wasn't foolish.
"Hmph, Erotic massage, don't you regret it. Uncle will take you to see the world!"
Lin Hai let out a 'mischievous' sinister smile.
Hua suddenly felt a chill down her spine, looking at Lin Hai's sinister smile with a touch of unease in her heart.
But Lin Hai didn't give her a chance to think twice, he floored the gas pedal, flicked the steering wheel, and the Porsche sped away in a cloud of dust.
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