Ruoshuang looked at Lin Hai with her innocent, watery big eyes.
"Wuwu, brother-in-law, save ."
Seeing that Ruoshuang was still strapped with the latest model of a human sensor tid bomb, Lin Hai was speechless. What kind of grudges did this involve? This thing was even more powerful than the bomb worn by the character played by Huang "Bo" in "Black & White".
Equipped with remote-controlled blasting and sensory triggering.
Once it explodes, at such a close distance, it would probably only take minutes for them to report to the local committee.
Lin Hai instantly assessed the situation; his Gang Qi dissipated like air escaping a deflated balloon.
"Ah, the opposing side has three first-class experts." Lin Hai sighed internally. He wasn't confident about instantly taking down a first-class expert from over ten ters away. A slight mistake could result in Ruoshuang's head being blown off, not to ntion the bomb.
"Brother-in-law, hurry and save , wuwu, they are so fierce." Ruoshuang's tears plopped down, her lips pouting, looking utterly pitiful with two gun muzzles pointed at her head.
"Cough, cough, your brother-in-law is now like a clay bodhisattva crossing the river." Lin Hai sighed dryly.
"Wuwu..." Another beautiful figure was pushed out of the boudoir.
"Nani?" Lin Hai's eyes widened in surprise.
"Teacher Nangong? You too..."
"I ca to tutor Ruoshuang, wuwu." Nangong Wuyue was on the verge of tears, wondering if being a good teacher really had to be this difficult. Just tutoring a lesson and getting kidnapped, with the barrel of a gun ominously dark, this was the first ti in her life soone pointed a gun at her head, feeling like a bullet could pop out at any mont.
Then, another girl with her hands tied walked out of the boudoir.
Lin Hai's eyes widened again: "Little mistress..."
Upon hearing this, several kidnappers looked at Lin Hai with odd expressions.
"Cough cough, Sanba girl, why are you here too?" Lin Hai asked awkwardly.
Nangong Sanba sighed, "I ca to get the house key from my cousin, and as soon as I entered, three guns were simultaneously aid at my head."
Lin Hai was speechless, imagining what Nangong Sanba's expression would be without any ntal preparation.
"There's one more, hurry her up," the kidnapper shouted.
"Nani? There's another one?" Lin Hai's eyes widened again. Could Queen Qi have also been ensnared? It would be difficult for a first-class expert to capture Queen Qi.
Then, a petite, cute, and adorably dressed girl timidly walked out.
"Who are you?" Lin Hai and the girl stared at each other.
"Wuwu, I live in the villa next door, Hua Buci..." The cute girl was about to cry.
"Ah? Hua Buci? The one from that super sothing or other star show, who sang 'Huadu Kills Eggs Yo'?"
"It's 'Huadu Stally'." Hua Buci corrected.
Lin Hai awkwardly smiled, he didn't really watch those kinds of entertainnt shows. If it were a show from Japan, he could even rember the little nas of the female leads.
"So, little star girl, why did you run to my house? And then get kidnapped too?" Lin Hai was utterly puzzled. Neighbors around the villa typically didn't visit each other.
"Wuwu, I ca to borrow so hair gel." Hua Buci felt this was the most grievous injustice, borrowing so hair gel and ending up kidnapped; with this luck, she would definitely win the lottery.
"Hair gel? Next ti just ask to borrow it from , I mass produce hair gel," Lin Hai joked.
"Okay, next ti I'll definitely ask you," Hua Buci said naively without much thought.
"Ah, you guys, I can't even begin to describe it, being on a team with you is like being a player who's literally handing over kills like a dog." Lin Hai was helpless.
Ruoshuang pouted, her eyes full of hope: "Brother-in-law, you always say you're super aweso one-on-one against the bad guys, don't you?"
"Brother-in-law, didn't you say you could take on 20 people by yourself?"
"That was about being able to take on 20 in LOL and Age of Gunslingers." Lin Hai felt that even with his thick skin, it was a bit embarrassing now.
"Brother-in-law, I want to kill you!" Ruoshuang said angrily, gritting her teeth.
"Don't, control yourself, control your emotions. There's no possible outco for us; we can't break the law and moral boundaries." Lin Hai exaggeratedly said.
"You!" Ruoshuang's forehead was covered in black lines; even at such a ti, brother-in-law was still spouting nonsense.
"I didn't an that… I an, I want to beat you to… ah!" That word also wasn't right.
"Brother-in-law, co here, I promise I won't beat you to death."
"I'm scared of dying…" Lin Hai shyly blinked.
Ruoshuang closed her mouth with embarrassnt, the more she spoke, the more ambiguous it beca.
Suddenly, a figure with a voluptuous and extrely beautiful silhouette appeared in front of Lin Hai. Dressed in a black tight leather outfit that outlined her enticing figure, wearing black leather boots and carrying a whip and Nepalese Army Knife at her waist, even wearing black sunglasses couldn't hide her beautiful face, unconsciously making one's eyes flash with amazent.
The woman was incredibly cold, exuding a murderous aura and domineering arrogance. Clearly, she was the leader of this group of kidnappers, as her appearance made several burly n respectfully lower their heads.
"Dilly-dallying! A bunch of trash, shove these guys into the car." The woman's voice was clear and cold.
Lin Hai curiously stared at the woman in black, his expression one of infatuation, almost drooling.
Lin Hai hurriedly said: "Girl, my na is Lin Hai, genuine, eeesh, little whip, little boots... Girl, I swing both ways, top or bottom, teach a lesson."
"Humph, I'll make you cry later." The woman snorted coldly, looking down on Lin Hai.
"Take them away!" The woman waved her hand, and the burly n started shoving the pretty won and Lin Hai towards the outside.
Lin Hai suddenly noticed, behind the group of beauties, there was also a fat man who was tied up, bruised and swollen as if he had taken a hundred heavy punches.
"Who is this guy? Why didn't I notice him before?" Lin Hai asked, pointing at the bruised and swollen fatty.
"Wuu wuu, he's the super bodyguard I hired for a million, turned out to be a scam, got punched into a pig head by soone else," Huadu said with a heavy sigh.
The fatty seed to be in pain, humming a few tis, and really, the humming sounded a bit like a pig.
Lin Hai shrugged, this could be called the most bizarre hostage team in history.
Soon, the group was shoved onto a van that had already been prepared outside.
Squished in the van, Lin Hai shouted in delight, his head feeling soft - definitely Teacher Nangong's buns.
The wafts of fragrance by his ear were from Ruoshuang.
Woo, soone seed to have bumped the wrong place.
Looking down, Huadu was about to burst into tears, looking at Lin Hai with tearful eyes, "Uncle, could you please put your stick away."
Lin Hai shivered all over, shyly saying, "I'm a bit sensitive, reacted too strongly."
The woman in black sat in the driver's seat and started the car.
Through the rearview mirror, Lin Hai saw a fiery rose tattoo under the woman's deep V-neck top, and a black spider nestled on it.
"Black Widow rcenary Group..." Lin Hai silently muttered in his heart.
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