"Beast Lin, what are you two sneaking around doing?"
Lin Hai and the Blood Earl had just finished handling so matters and were stealthily returning over the wall, only to be caught by Ouyang Xiaoya strolling in the garden.
The two of them exchanged awkward glances, and their faces were flushed with embarrassnt.
"Tell , where exactly did you go? I was about to mobilize people from all walks of life to find you." Ouyang Xiaoya placed her hands on her hips, her pretty face almost forming a layer of ice.
The dead beast didn't co ho last night, and now he's bringing a foreign friend along. She was very afraid that his mind would get hot and do sothing impulsive like really going for an erotic massage.
"Tell , did you two go out to fool around?" Ouyang Xiaoya gave Lin Hai no ti to think and coldly questioned him.
"Uh, does having a drink count as fooling around?" Lin Hai blinked and went along with it.
"Hmph, so you really were drinking. Tell , did you go to so seedy bar?" The CEO's gaze was practically on fire.
Lin Hai spread his hands, looking helpless: "Honey, if n don't drink, what's the point of living? Besides, there's a strict crackdown on all sorts of illegal activities in Yanjing these days. Even if we wanted to go sowhere seedy, there's nowhere to find."
"You! You really dare to go to such places?" Ouyang Xiaoya instantly beca furious.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes: "Honey, you might think I'm not a decent person, but at least Blood here is genuinely a noble, right? How could he tolerate going to an unhealthy place?"
Ouyang Xiaoya suspiciously looked at Blood Earl.
The latter quickly nodded, even straightening his bow tie and amplifying his gentlemanly deanor several tis, fearing that the CEO wouldn't believe him.
"Esteed Miss Ouyang, I am actually over seventy years old. If it weren't for practicing martial arts from a young age and having a robust body, I'd probably need a cane by now. According to your Huaxia traditional dicine, people of my age have slackened tendons, no matter how much one wants to indulge in lively places, it's impossible."
Blood Earl looked regretful.
"What does 'slackened tendons' an?" Ouyang Xiaoya was at a loss, though she was surprised by Blood Earl's age. He seed only in his thirties, but he was actually over seventy years old.
However, the CEO knew Blood Earl was a remarkable person and wasn't overly surprised.
"Ahem, CEO, in traditional Chinese dicine, slackened tendons, colloquially speaking, ans impotence. As n age, they go soft, or if they're under too much pressure and anxiety, they might beco impotent early. So for your own happiness, don't put too much pressure on ."
Lin Hai conveniently inserted.
Ouyang Xiaoya's face turned beet red. Discussing such a topic in front of two n was quite a shock to her tender heart as a CEO.
However, the CEO was still unwilling to back down and countered the dead beast: "Hmph, who gave you pressure? If you didn't flirt around all day, would I question you? Besides those, what other pressure is there?"
"And what's the advantage for if you're impotent?"
"Hehe, whether there's an advantage or not, you know it yourself. A man's 'gun' also needs maintenance." Lin Hai chuckled mischievously.
"Maintenance, my foot!" Ouyang Xiaoya gritted her teeth in anger.
The dead beast was definitely deliberately teasing her.
"CEO, you don't understand n." Lin Hai shook his head.
"Hmph, I think you don't understand won." Ouyang Xiaoya countered.
Lin Hai wore a proud expression: "I'm at least the 'Little Tornado' in bed, the 'Little Prince of Erotic Massage,' experienced with countless won."
After spending so much ti with the CEO, he naturally knew that the more directly he admitted, the less the CEO would believe him. This was called playing hard to get, hehe.
"Hmph, you n are indeed the sa, creatures who think with their lower halves, all egotists." Ouyang Xiaoya looked like she could see through Lin Hai's clothes inside out.
"Tsk tsk, honey, don't think you truly understand n, let alone understand , the Beast."
Lin Hai's smug look made the CEO quite dissatisfied, so she asked, "Oh? Since you say you understand won, let ask you a question about won. Answer it if you can."
Lin Hai patted his chest: "No problem, there's no woman's question I don't know."
"What's the condition caused by the abnormal secretion of the luteinizing hormone from basophil cells in the anterior pituitary?"
This was sothing the CEO learned from a movie she watched out of boredom recently and she was now using it on him.
Blood Earl furrowed his brows, starting to carefully search his mory, trying to figure out what this condition was.
Lin Hai almost imdiately replied: "Ovulation disorder."
"How did you know?" Ouyang Xiaoya's eyes widened.
"I'm an old Chinese doctor, specializing in bragging—oh no, I an various gynecological diseases. For gynecological problems, find , Lin." Lin Hai was extrely pleased with himself.
After all, having inherited from the Ghost Doctor, Lin Hai was familiar with all kinds of diseases.
Ouyang Xiaoya looked at Lin Hai in surprise, suddenly recalling that this guy really seed to understand dicine, and was highly regarded by several bigwigs in the Yanjing dical Industry.
She used to think Beast Lin was just lucky, but now it seed he did have so real skills.
"Honey, you're a woman yourself, but you don't understand won, and you still want to stump with questions, hehe." Lin Hai said offhandedly.
Ouyang Xiaoya raised her eyebrows, unconvinced: "Hmph, I am a woman myself, what's there not to understand?"
"Then I'll ask you a question. If you can answer it, go ahead." Lin Hai said.
"Hmph, go ahead. Don't say I didn't remind you, if you get frustrated, don't cry later."
"n are strong and never cry, at worst, they'll just stand up and...play." Lin Hai put on a brave face.
"Fine, if I can answer it, you go out in broad daylight and...play!" The CEO was provoked by Lin Hai's smug expression into a competitive spirit of unwillingness to back down.
"It's a deal, listen to the question!"
Lin Hai deliberately stretched out his voice, playing coy: "Honey, do you know what it's for?"
"I know! It's disgusting!" Ouyang Xiaoya wore a disgusted look. The thought of the dead beast going to, well... made her a bit nauseous.
"That's a man's problem, don't mix up the concept!" The CEO reminded, suspecting the dead beast was trying to deliberately confuse with distasteful topics.
Lin Hai nodded: "I know, playing is just a backdrop for the problem, so now here cos the problem, what is it called when won...play?"
"..."
Ouyang Xiaoya glared angrily, the dead beast's question was indeed filthy.
"Quick, answer it, don't get angry, it's genuinely a question about won." Lin Hai had a gleeful expression, chuckling.
"Hand...play?" Ouyang Xiaoya gritted her teeth, her face turning red like an apple, tentatively speaking in a mosquito-like voice.
Lin Hai decisively shook his head: "Nope, I'll give you another chance."
"Poke...poke?" Ouyang Xiaoya felt her face was about to explode with redness when she said this answer, her whole body heating up.
Lin Hai chuckled, teasingly: "Honey, seems like you know it well, have you tried it yourself before? Hehe."
"You know it well, my foot, is it right or not? Prepare to streak outside and...play!" The CEO's face alternated between red and black.
Lin Hai denied again: "Not right."
"Doing it to oneself?"
"Wrong!"
Ouyang Xiaoya was on the verge of collapsing.
The question was so dirty, and her competitive spirit made her not hesitate to give more scandalous answers, only to find out they were wrong.
"I give up, have the courage to announce the answer. If you can't convince , I won't let you off." The CEO stared hard at Beast Lin, saying.
"Ahem, the standard answer is..." Lin Hai deliberately elongated his voice.
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