"Co ho quickly!"
Ouyang Xiaoya's voice on the phone shattered Lin Hai's reverie, surprise, and train of thought.
"Sh*t, honey, you don't have to be so impatient, do you?" Lin Hai blinked his eyes.
"Of course I do, hurry up and get ho!"
Ouyang Xiaoya urged once again.
Lin Hai took a deep breath. Sh*t, what the heck is happening here?
The traditionally conservative wife he had known suddenly transford in an instant? And the tone is quite sothing.
If it weren't for recognizing Ouyang Xiaoya's voice, Lin Hai almost wouldn't have believed it was really his CEO wife calling.
"Today must be the day the sun rises in the west." Lin Hai muttered to himself.
…
Ten minutes later, he rushed ho, feeling both a little excited and very nervous inside.
After all, a woman making such a request…
"Could it be that my wife finally decided to have so intimacy with ?"
Lin Hai swallowed hard, feeling his breathing get a bit rapid.
Happiness cos too quickly, doesn't it?
"Huh? Why isn't the CEO ho?"
Lin Hai noticed the house was empty.
"Maybe she went out to buy sothing?"
Lin Hai couldn't help but think that the CEO most likely went to buy so work attire for him.
With that thought, blood rushed through him, and he felt more "solid" than ever.
"No, I better take a shower first."
The first ti doing anything with a girl, you must leave a good impression, just laying the groundwork for long-term relations.
For the sake of future "happiness," taking a shower is a top priority.
Lin Hai quickly darted into the bathroom, using his Heavenly Creation Finger kung fu to swiftly undress.
In just a few breaths, he proudly turned on the shower.
Five minutes later, freshly dressed, Lin Hai stepped out of the bathroom feeling refreshed.
Just as he sat on the couch, he heard the sound of a key turning from outside.
Ouyang Xiaoya walked in with a big smile, seemingly delighted about sothing.
"Honey, you're back?" Lin Hai asked, smiling earnestly.
Ouyang Xiaoya nodded slightly, "Do you know why I called you back?"
Lin Hai nodded like a pecking chicken, "I know, but honey, I should ntion it's not good during a physiological period, though I had a shower."
"But if you insist... I can still accept it."
Ouyang Xiaoya's adorable forehead was full of question marks.
Her beautiful eyes were filled with confusion and wonder as she looked at Lin Hai.
What on earth is this beast trying to say incoherently?
Lin Hai was about to have an in-depth discussion with the CEO on what interests her, oh not, "positions."
Suddenly, behind Ouyang Xiaoya, a middle-aged woman in her late forties to early fifties entered, carrying a load of stuff.
Lin Hai's voice abruptly stopped as he stared wide-eyed at the woman, just about to ask if she had walked into the wrong place.
"Lin Hai, let introduce you, this is my dear Big Aunt." Ouyang Xiaoya pointed to the middle-aged woman.
Lin Hai's eyes almost popped out.
Looking at the kind-faced middle-aged woman, was this really "Big Aunt?"
Moreover, Big Aunt was indeed wearing a bright red outfit today, so striking.
"Sh*t, the Big Aunt you ntioned turned out like this? What a deception!" Lin Hai complained internally, instantly changing from a "solid" to a "calm" state.
"H-hello Big Aunt."
Lin Hai spoke with a mix of emotions.
He felt like his worldview had taken a severe hit.
In his past understanding, the term "Big Aunt" had been a euphemism for sothing else.
But addressing a living woman as "Big Aunt," that kind of déjà vu and impact, couldn't be expressed with words.
"You must be Lin?"
Big Aunt gave Lin Hai a ticulous once-over, almost like an X-ray.
Lin Hai instantly felt as if he had been laid bare in front of Big Aunt, subconsciously almost shielding his groin and closing his legs tightly.
"Lin, what do you do for a living?" Big Aunt asked curiously.
"Uh... I'm a security guard," Lin Hai replied.
Big Aunt frowned, "Security guards don't earn much, do they?"
"..." Lin Hai looked at Ouyang Xiaoya, speechless.
The CEO shrugged, "Big Aunt, Lin Hai is being modest, he's actually a bodyguard."
This was to make Lin Hai's job sound a bit more sophisticated.
"A bodyguard? Isn't that dangerous? I've seen in The Bodyguard from Beijing, they have to take bullets anyti, wouldn't Xiaoya be a widow if sothing happened one day?"
This ti, Lin Hai and Ouyang Xiaoya exchanged looks, utterly helpless.
"Honey, who is this Big Aunt to you?" Lin Hai whispered.
Ouyang Xiaoya whispered back, "Not really a relative, just a neighbor Aunt Wang who looked after growing up, so you get it."
"Uh... I kinda feel she's like a 'female Neighbor Wang'," Lin Hai weakly quipped.
Ouyang Xiaoya rolled her eyes.
"I'll go cook, Lin Hai, you chat with Big Aunt," Ouyang Xiaoya quickly escaped.
Big Aunt and Lin Hai exchanged pleasantries on the couch.
The questions ca thick and fast, almost like "Ten Thousand Whys."
She asked Lin Hai why he chose the bodyguard profession, how he t Xiaoya, what his parents did, whether they were state employees or even more impressive governnt officials.
Then ca questions about how many girlfriends Lin Hai had, whether he was a virgin, if he had ever gotten a girl pregnant, etc.
Within a re ten minutes, Lin Hai was drenched in sweat, feeling dreadfully uncomfortable while forcing a smile to answer Big Aunt's myriad questions.
"The food's ready, Lin Hai, co help serve it," Ouyang Xiaoya's voice called from the kitchen.
Lin Hai nodded, quickly making an excuse to serve dishes, hoping to use "dish escape" to get away.
He felt that Big Aunt's relentless questioning skills could certainly compete with the interrogation experts of Yanhuang Soul.
During the al, Lin Hai once again experienced the barrage of Big Aunt's questions.
Ouyang Xiaoya also found the al challenging.
Not until they saw Big Aunt off, did the pair breathe a sigh of relief.
"Honey, your Big Aunt is exhausting," Lin Hai complained.
Ouyang Xiaoya sighed, "Old folks just like to ramble. She ans well, she's just concerned about the younger generation."
"I know, but why did Big Aunt suddenly decide to co to Yanjing to see you?" Lin Hai curiously asked.
"Her daughter is about to graduate and is applying for a job at Linya Pharmaceutical, so Big Aunt ca along," the CEO explained.
"Whoa, what a coincidence," Lin Hai's eyes widened in disbelief. Big Aunt's daughter was applying at his company?
"So, I called you back to prepare. If Big Aunt's daughter doesn't make it through the interview, well, it'll be on you," the CEO said, playfully clenching her small pink fists with a hint of nace.
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