While the whole of Huaxia's Yanhuang Soul was frantically searching for the whereabouts of King Yan, Lin Hai, the King Yan himself, was holding the phone with a deeply troubled expression.
"You beast, you have one minute to get back here!"
Ouyang Xiaoya's angry voice ca through the phone.
At this mont, inside the villa, two female Kings of Soldiers were standing before her with their heads hanging low, not daring to look into the icy cold beautiful eyes of the Iceberg CEO.
"Wife, I'm on my way to visit the Ghost Master," Lin Hai answered, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
There was no need to think; the two simple-minded Super Female Soldier Kings wouldn't tell a lie, and his wife had seen right through him.
"I want to know how you managed to sneak off under the noses of two Super Female Soldier Kings while supposedly going to the bathroom. What are you really up to?"
Ouyang Xiaoya angrily asked.
Lin Hai wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Ahem, I... well, it's just that..."
"Alright then, you beast, you're getting better and better, so the CEO is going to carefully select a few more bodyguards for you. Let's see how you escape next ti!"
Hearing Ouyang Xiaoya's words, Lin Hai almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
Sh*t, two Super Female Soldier Kings are already watching him closely enough, how is he supposed to live a healthy life if there are more?
"Wife, these elite bodyguards are really expensive. Wouldn't it be better to spend that money on so more costics for you?" Lin Hai quickly tried to brush it off with a flattering smile.
"Stop talking nonsense. The people from East Sea who wanted to cause you trouble have been quiet recently. I think they might be planning sothing big, so there's no room for discussion on adding more bodyguards." Ouyang Xiaoya's tone was beyond doubt.
Lin Hai almost spat blood upon hearing that.
"Wife, are you saying the people over in East Sea are planning a big move?"
"Yes, the CEO has a feeling that a storm's coming, and my eyelids have been twitching like crazy lately." Ouyang Xiaoya replied.
"Twitching of the left eyelid is a good sign. When your left eye twitches, it ans sothing good is about to happen. You're either going to get a promotion or lose your wife..."
"Looks like I need to add ten bodyguards, ten!"
Lin Hai wished he could slap himself twice. This mouth of his is a real Divine Artifact for courting trouble at critical monts.
"No more discussion, you beast. I'm giving you one last day. After you deal with your nonsense, get back here imdiately!"
Ouyang Xiaoya said and hung up directly, clearly at her boiling point.
"It's over. If I don't die, I'll at least shed a layer of skin when I go back."
Lin Hai sighed, checked the ti, and decided to stick with his original plan to chat with the Ghost Master.
Tick-tock—
Tick-tock—,
He'd just taken a few steps when his phone's notification sound went off.
"Huh? Who's sending a WeChat ssage?"
Curious, Lin Hai opened the ssage and found he had been added to a group chat.
The group's na was "A Loving Family."
"Haha, hello brother-in-law."
A cute pink cat avatar popped up in the chat, nad "Cold as Frost Proud Sister."
No doubt, it was Ruoshuang.
"What's this group?" Lin Hai asked curiously.
"It's our family group. Brother-in-law, you really have so nerve; your WeChat avatar is Daniel Wu." Ruoshuang sent a ssage teasing him.
"C'mon, is it wrong if I use my real picture as my avatar?" Lin Hai replied quickly and skillfully.
"Hehe, brother-in-law, what have you done to my cousin? She's furious now, so be careful." Ruoshuang added a tongue-out cheeky emoji.
"Hmph, just so small stuff between husband and wife. Besides, a man going out for business, why should a woman poke her nose into it?"
Lin Hai replied, acting arrogantly.
"Brother-in-law, you're so mighty. But aren't you afraid of what will happen when you get ho?" Ruoshuang added a mischievous smile emoji.
"Afraid of what? In my house, I'm the tiger."
"Tsk tsk, tiger-in-law, can you send so QQ coins? I've run out of money to buy skins in LOL." Ruoshuang finally revealed her main purpose.
"No money!"
Lin Hai replied in an annoyed tone. His financial power had long been firmly held by the CEO.
"Where's the money? You're a big boss now, and you don't even take care of your sister-in-law. Sha on for having a crush on you, brother-in-law. Just send so QQ coins, will you?"
"Hmph, if you remove the words 'so,' maybe I would consider it."
In the group chat, Ruoshuang seed to think for a while before sending a few words, "Brother-in-law, give QQ coins?"
"What's the difference?"
After sending that, Ruoshuang even @ntion the WeChat user nad "~Ya."
Lin Hai was suddenly stunned.
"~Ya"—who was that?
He suddenly realized this was a group chat.
Looking again at "~Ya's" profile picture, it was a Maybach in front of a sakura background.
That Maybach looked extrely familiar; it was clearly... the CEO's car!
"Beast Lin, so domineering, when did you beco the tiger?"
The WeChat user "~Ya" sent this ssage.
"Damn it!"
Recognizing the familiar tone imdiately, Lin Hai got it right away who it was.
"You're Wu Song!" Lin Hai quickly and sharply replied.
He added a "pitiful" emoji afterward.
"Hmph, then go explain Ruoshuang's QQ coins situation!"
After seeing the ssage pop up, Lin Hai's forehead was drenched with sweat.
Sh*t, I was just joking around with my sister-in-law.
Why on earth did you @ my wife into it?
And this QQ coin issue is completely unexplainable; the only outco of explaining seems to be getting beaten to death.
"Ah! I get what brother-in-law ant!"
Ruoshuang suddenly sent a ssage.
Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat. Not good.
"Cousin, brother-in-law bullied ; look at the literal aning and pronunciation of his last words!"
"Brother-in-law, give QQ coins!"
Ruoshuang once again @ntioned "~Ya."
"Very well, Lin Hai, don't forget to co ho quickly once you're done with your business, we're all waiting for you!!!" The ssage had over twenty exclamation marks.
Lin Hai had the urge to bang his head against the wall and swallow his phone. He felt utmost frustration, not even having the space to find so peace, wondering why everything in life was always stirring up trouble!
Tick-tock—
Ruoshuang sent a private WeChat ssage.
"Brother-in-law, was your hint earlier true? I've secretly had a crush on you for a long ti." Ruoshuang sent it with a shy emoji.
Lin Hai opened his mouth, unsure whether this was another ploy by his sister-in-law.
anwhile, a friend request also popped up.
"~Ya wants to add you as a friend."
Lin Hai imdiately agreed.
"You are now friends and can chat with each other."
This was the notification ssage.
Soon after, ~Ya sent a long voice ssage: "You beast, co back right after eting the Ghost Master, or else you don't need to co back in this lifeti, you awful scoundrel, scum Lin, beast..."
Through the phone, Lin Hai gulped hard, his face full of utmost gloom. This was a sure sign he was dood upon going ho.
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