Chapter 1009: Chapter 1006: Why Am I Always the One Getting Hurt?
In front of the golden stele.
Everyone inexplicably beca nervous. What kind of taste does the Creator God have? We’ll find out soon enough!
A mont later, that seemingly supre voice rang out again, “Though there is no overt infatuation in these words, upon closer inspection, they still express a man’s infatuation with a woman. You barely et the standard!”
What the heck!
This kind of poem actually ets the standard!
All the scholars were dumbfounded, feeling that they truly couldn’t understand this world anymore.
If even the Creator God is so shaless, does it an that being disgraceful should be a point of pride in this world!?
And they, who have studied diligently for years, cannot be counted as real scholars at all.
Because they can’t write erotic poems, they haven’t truly grasped the essence of scholarship.
“Great!”
Ruan Xiaoqi jumped up excitedly. This was the first ti he was recognized for his scholarship, and it was by the Creator God. This feeling is just… aweso!
Behind Wang Hao, the Undying Young Master Xuan looked regretful. If he could turn back ti, he would definitely choose to study hard.
Because he knew he had enough disgraceful spirit but lacked the quality, falling short of Wang Hao and Ruan Xiaoqi in literary cultivation.
At this mont, that supre voice rang out again, “Does anyone want to add anything? If not, the halo belongs to this person…”
The eyes of everyone imdiately fell on Wang Hao. It seed that only Wang Hao had the ability to overshadow Ruan Xiaoqi in this regard; others were simply not qualified.
Wang Hao smiled and said, “From the side it’s a ridge, from the end it’s a peak, simply because I am in the midst of this mountain.”
“Holy cow!”
Everyone couldn’t help but curse, and they couldn’t help but ntally give a thumbs-up to Wang Hao’s poem.
This line is truly naughty yet profound, vulgar yet full of aning.
It doesn’t present anything explicitly, yet it portrays infatuation so vividly.
From the literal sense, one cannot even tell it’s a vulgar poem.
Of course, the brilliance of “simply because I am in the midst of this mountain” lies in that it applies perfectly whether the Creator God is infatuated with female bathhouses or with mountains!
All the scholars looked at Wang Hao with admiration. It was only today they realized a true poem not only needs to hoodwink people with its literal aning but also conceals the author’s vulgar thoughts.
Zhao Yiling’s eyes flashed with golden light as she discovered Wang Hao is most charming when he’s scholarly, just like when they first t when Wang Hao confidently beca the center of attention.
Ling Xiao couldn’t help but sigh, “Junior Brother is indeed a Junior Brother, not only is his na as the Demon King renowned in the Multi-Universe, but even his reputation as a lewd talent will soon spread everywhere. Truly admirable, admirable!”
“Boss, you’re the strongest, the best, the brightest, the proudest…”
Qian Wanyang and Chen Yao, the two underlings, jumped up excitedly, fanatically cheering for Wang Hao.
Wang Tianyi sighed and said, “It’s my fault for not being there for this child, which led him down this path.”
Lin Shiqi, with tears, said, “Brother Tianyi, it’s not your fault. If I hadn’t returned to the Ice Palace back then, Haoer would have been even more outstanding.”
Wang Tianyi embraced Lin Shiqi, softly asking, “Shiqi, should we really not consider having another? This eldest seems beyond rescue!”
Lin Shiqi pushed Wang Tianyi away and said coldly, “You’re the one beyond rescue. Haoer is just a bit thick-skinned, but his character is solid. Besides, now that even the Creator God is shaless like that, it proves Haoer didn’t take the wrong path!”
Sumr Weiwei, Xue Qianqin, Mai ngng, and Le Xuan couldn’t help but grumble in their hearts, wondering if their master’s eyes were deceiving them. Could Wang Hao’s shaless nature really be without issues with character?!
At this mont, that seemingly supre voice rang out once again, “Perfect answer, gain the second halo!”
“Whoosh…”
The next second, the sound of a rapid wind-breaking filled the air.
Everyone looked enviously at Wang Hao as specks of starlight flew from all directions, forming a second golden ring around Wang Hao’s waist like fireflies.
Wang Hao turned to look at the Killing God, raising an eyebrow as he said, “You ugly freak, did you see that? This is how to write poetry!”
“You…”
The Killing God trembled with anger, feeling the impulse to eliminate Wang Hao at any cost.
Because he discovered Wang Hao was truly terrifying. If Wang Hao successfully ascended the Path to Heaven and acquired a Divine Status, then Paradise on Earth would plunge into chaos, and his true form would inevitably et its end.
Zhe Mu spoke up, “Lord Killing God, I know what you’re worried about. Although Wang Hao’s power is terrifying, he’s not without weaknesses.”
Killing God frowned, “You’re not planning to use the Ancient Sky Demon’s power, are you?”
Zhe Mu responded with a confident smile, “Rest assured, Lord Killing God, after generations of the chosen sons of God’s research, we can now harness the power of the Ancient Sky Demon, absolutely without fail.”
Killing God reminded, “Be very careful when using it. If the Ancient Sky Demon escapes, the consequences would be unthinkable.”
Zhe Mu thumped his chest in assurance, “Rest assured, Lord Killing God, I know the limits.”
At this point, the text on the golden stele changed again, reading, “Hoeing at noon, please use your imagination to write the following lines. A friendly reminder, the more the better.”
Suddenly, Killing God babbled excitedly, “Hoeing at noon, it’s actually hoeing at noon! The Creator God ntioned this poem before, I’ve heard it for sure, no mistake, I rember it clearly…”
Zhe Mu raised his hand and shouted loudly, “Killing God almighty, blessings vast as the sea!”
“Killing God almighty, blessings vast as the sea!” The followers behind Killing God also raised their hands and shouted loudly.
Wang Hao was slightly taken aback, having a nagging feeling sothing was amiss. Could a rogue really so easily let others know the answer?!
Killing God gave Wang Hao a provocative glance and then shouted loudly, “Hoeing at noon, won are unreliable; if idle, better to play card gas.”
“Pfft…”
Wang Hao instantly burst out laughing, realizing this Creator God really was his countryman, even bringing in card gas.
The supre voice rang out, “Wrong answer, punishnt mode activated!”
“Boom…”
As soon as the words fell, a thunderous sound resounded through the void.
“Ah…”
The next second, a wretched scream from the Killing God followed, echoing through the void.
“Lord Killing God, are you alright!?”
Zhe Mu was shocked, quickly rushing forward to support the Killing God, who had already been struck beyond recognition.
Everyone gave Killing God a sympathetic look, as just a mont ago, they felt the Creator God and the Killing God had a good relationship, but in the next, a slap from the Creator God’s face ca. It looked painful!
“Why is it always getting hurt!? Back then, the Creator God clearly ntioned this poem!”
Killing God was so aggrieved he almost cried out, finding the Creator God’s thoughts incredibly hard to fathom…
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