Chapter 508: Chapter 554: I Won’t Kneel
Chapter Five Hundred Fifty-Four
Aooow!~
Wu Wei let out a heaven-shattering scream, clutching his groin as he rolled on the ground in agony.
The gang of ruffians around him were so frightened that their hair stood on end; in an instant, they felt that having a knife stuck in their legs was nothing compared to the pain of shattered testicles.
“You, you treacherous woman, you actually dared to kick my balls off! Ah~~ it hurts so much~”
Wu Wei wailed on the ground, wishing he could get up and kill Lan Wan’er.
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But the pain of broken testicles was not sothing an ordinary person could endure—it was said to be a thousand tis more painful than childbirth. He wished he could pass out, yet consciousness cruelly clung to him.
Lan Wan’er didn’t pay Wu Wei any mind and gave Long Xiaoshan a grievously resentful look, saying, “You damn master, you actually wanted to give to this ugly freak. I’m never speaking to you again, and I won’t let you touch ever.”
After saying that, she stomped off towards the exit.
Long Xiaoshan pulled her back, saying, “Who asked you to always cause trouble?”
“Exactly, I want to cause trouble, I’m going to cause trouble. Just give away to soone else. I’ll make sure to cuckold you with ten or eight green hats, find a man who’s stronger and more handso than you, and infuriate you to death,” Lan Wan’er said willfully.
“Would you really dare… Besides, I believe you might find soone more handso than but stronger… heh.” Long Xiaoshan was not the least bit angry and said with a smile.
“Shaless… There’s no shortage of stinky n in the world, I don’t believe for a second I couldn’t find one.”
Lan Wan’er forcefully drew circles on Long Xiaoshan’s chest.
“Don’t you know exactly how it is in your heart?”
Her eyes rimd with red, Lan Wan’er said, “I really, really like you, Master. Even if I cause trouble in the future, please don’t give away to soone else, okay? Otherwise, I’ll surely die just to show you.”
Long Xiaoshan’s heart nearly lted. This little demon usually caused so much trouble; it was the first ti he saw her look so pitiful and weak, which filled him with guilt. He said, “I was just joking with you. You little demon, so good at winning a man’s affection, I can’t get enough of it, how could I bear to give you away to soone else?”
“Hehe!”
The softness and sadness on Lan Wan’er’s face vanished in an instant, replaced by a triumphant expression. She put a finger under Long Xiaoshan’s chin and looked down upon him, “You got fooled by again, didn’t you, stinky master? You said you were willing to give away, such a hypocrite. I knew you couldn’t bear to let go, I knew you’d definitely be heartbroken if I cried…”
Long Xiaoshan could only laugh and cry at this little demon’s antics.
But what he had just said was all true.
He had all kinds of won by his side, but none was quite like this little demon. Although she often made his heart race with fear of what trouble she might stir up next, if this demon truly beca a docile little sheep, it would strip away too much fun. He would rather have her occasionally cause so mischief to stimulate his heart, much preferable to an unending blandness.
It has to be said, sotis n are quite despicable too.
“Let’s go sowhere else to talk!”
Long Xiaoshan dragged Lan Wan’er away. The place was now a bloody ss, and soone was still wailing incessantly, completely ruining the atmosphere.
Before the two could leave,
a middle-aged woman exuding yin energy burst in. Seeing Wu Wei lying on the ground, her face changed, and she hurried over to support him, asking, “Young Master Wu, who did this to you?”
Her face couldn’t have looked worse.
Just a brief check was all it took to know that Wu Wei’s life would be confined to that of a eunuch.
Even though she was just a Worship Master contracted by the Wu Family, and took their money to eliminate disasters for them, Wu Wei turning into a eunuch was sothing she had to take so responsibility for.
Wu Wei, seeing the middle-aged woman co over, was overjoyed. Struggling, he pointed at Long Xiaoshan and Lan Wan’er, who were about to leave, and said, “Ma Lei Grandmaster, it was them, these two bastards who did this to . You must take revenge for , catch them, and cast the most vicious sorcery on them. I want them to wish they were dead.”
The middle-aged woman’s face turned cold as she quickly shouted at Long Xiaoshan and Lan Wan’er, “Stop right there, you think you can just hit soone and run?”
Long Xiaoshan had no clue where this woman had sprung from.
However, with a distinctive yin qi emanating from her, it was clear she was a Sorcerer. But so what if she was a Sorcerer? This woman was even less impressive than Wu Qin he had encountered before, let alone the venerables he had slain.
He unapologetically said, “I advise you not to ddle in others’ affairs, or you’ll bring misfortune upon yourself. You’re no spring chicken, isn’t it shaful to serve such trash?”
Ma Lei was so enraged her Three Corpse Spirits nearly exploded. A Sorcerer like her had never been reprimanded like this. This youngster could be her son, yet he dared to lecture her on how to conduct herself. She shouted furiously, “You little rascal, it’s not your place to lecture . If you know what’s good for you, kneel right now, or I’ll make you taste the agony of the Five Poisons General.”
Having said that, five kinds of venomous creatures crawled out from Ma Lei’s body, including a snake, a centipede, a scorpion, a spider, and a toad.
These poisonous creatures were obviously specially bred, twice as large as typical ones and vividly colored, indicating their extre toxicity.
She had expected the two to be scared into imdiately kneeling and begging for rcy.
But they didn’t show the slightest change in expression. The delicate beauty beside Long Xiaoshan giggled and said, “Master, why do they always like telling you to kneel? You aren’t a woman, and even if you did kneel, what could she possibly do to you? Don’t tell you swing that way.”
“You’re asking for it, Filthy Demon King, just wait till I make you kneel all night long…” Long Xiaoshan retorted, annoyed.
“No way! I don’t wanna kneel; I wanna be on top!”
Ma Lei’s cheeks twitched uncontrollably.
These two were treating her like air, flirting right in front of her.
Ma Lei’s face turned icy as she pinched a witchcraft spell, and the five venomous creatures, as if on a spring tonic, pounced toward the two.
In the blink of an eye, the Five Poisons reached in front of them, and Lan Wan’er swiftly extended her white, jade-like palm, revealing a strand of eerie light in her pale blue eyes. The creatures, once furiously agitated, suddenly cald down, obediently crawling onto Lan Wan’er’s palm like well-behaved babies.
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