Chapter 955: Where Is My Bucket?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que stood there with a shiny smile on his face. He waved his hand and said, “Buttface, co here!”
“What?” Buttface widened his eyes vigilantly.
According to his experience of being bullied by Xu Que for all these years, he figured sothing bad was hiding behind Xu Que’s smile.
Xu Que said, “Nothing! Just co over, I will give you sothing delicious!”
Buttface said, “No!”
“What the hell? Why don’t you want it? You are so skinny now! I guess you didn’t have anything good to eat on Earth, right? You should increase your nutrition intake!” Xu Que said lovingly, as he looked at Buttface’s stout body.
Puff! “Don’t try to fool ! If you really want to give sothing delicious, just throw it to !” Buttface sensed sothing was wrong, but he couldn’t resist the temptation of delicious food.
Xu Que said with a smile, “I can’t throw it. It is a new delicacy, and its na is the Nine Heavens Chilly Jade Ultimate Busty Milk Tea! If I throw it, it will spill!”
“Busty...Milk Tea?” Buttface’ eyes lit up, and he asked Xu Feifei, drooling, “Girl, I trust you! Is what he said true? Can’t he throw it?”
“Ah?” Xu Feifei was confused. Then, she said, nodding her head, “He can’t throw it for it will spill!”
Howl! Buttface roared wildly. Then he rushed up to Xu Que and said excitedly, “Co on, show it to ! Here I am!”
“OK!” Xu Que smiled. When Buttface got close to him, he waved his hand and took out a glittering machete.
Swish!
Seeing that, Buttface’s expression changed abruptly. He stopped in his tracks and said in terror, “Crap! What...are you going to do? Where is the Milk Tea? I don’t eat knives!”
“Don’t be afraid! I only need so blood! After the blood drawing, I’ll give you the Milk Tea!” Xu Que laughed loudly as he rushed up with the machete in his hand.
“Damn! I don’t want it anymore! Stay away from ! Holy crap!” Buttface turned around and escaped in terror.
However, he was too close to Xu Que. Bang! He was pinned on the ground by Xu Que after running only a few steps.
“Oh...oh....” The toy poodle was still moving his body on Buttface’s head. When he saw Xu Que, he said with a smile imdiately, “Oh, oh...my lord, do you also want to...do it here? I will share this place with you. We can do it together!”
“Just get lost!” Xu Que picked up the toy poodle and threw him away from Buttface. Then he placed the machete on Buttface’s head.
Buttface was struggling desperately. He yelled, “Little brat, have you lost your mind? I went through fire and water with you! How could you draw my blood? I would rather die than submit!”
“Nonsense! Stop struggling! I need so Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood to make the Space-Breaking Spells. Don’t you want to go back to the World of Cultivators?” Xu Que said seriously.
“What? Are you going to make Space-Breaking Spells? No, I don’t want to go back now!” Buttface shouted.
Bang! Xu Que pounded on Buttface’s head and said, widening his eyes, “I don’t care whether you want to go back or not! The point is I want to go back! Just hand over the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood cooperatively!”
Howl! Buttface started to shriek hysterically, crying like a baby. He yelled, “Wait, little brat, just wait! I have sothing to say!”
Xu Que stopped cutting with the machete and asked, “What?”
“Alas!” Buttface sighed deeply and said seriously, “Now, I have to tell you the truth! Actually, I am not a wolf but a dog!”
“Oh, that’s it, is it?! What I want is Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood!” Xu Que nodded his head and continued to cut Buttface’s head with the machete.
Buttface was dumbfounded. “What? What did you say? You said you wanted the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood!”
“I was wrong just now. Actually, I need the Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood! If you don’t believe , I can show you the formula!” Xu Que said with a smile.
Buttface was annoyed imdiately. He started to struggle desperately and shouted abuse, “Crap! Stop your nonsense! Just let go! What I said was also wrong! I am not a dog but a wolf!”
“What? How arrogant you are! How dare you curse ? Is it because you are overconfident or think I am too weak to punish you? Do you really think I can’t cut your skin?” Xu Que raised his eyebrows imdiately.
Although Xu Que failed to make Buttface bleed a bit after cutting his skin for a ti, he could do it by using so other tricks, no matter how tough Buttface’s physique was!
Hearing that, Buttface gave up directly. He said hurriedly, “No, please, don’t do that! I will be cooperative!”
“Be cooperative?” Xu Que said with a faint smile, “Then, tell , how will you be cooperative?”
“In fact, I have a little bit of Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood with . But the volu is quite low. Just tell how much you want first?” Buttface gave up and said seriously.
Xu Que let him go temporarily and said, “You are quite sensible. One Space- Breaking Spell needs three drops of blood. Just give 30 drops!”
“30 drops? Crap! You can kill now!” Buttface was surprised. He almost jumped up – 30 drops were too much for him.
“I need at least 20 drops! No less!” Xu Que said with a smile.
“No, ten drops! I can only give you ten drops!”
“How much do you have?”
“Not much!”
“OK, just stop your nonsense! Ten drops are OK for now! Anyway, I will co back to you if I need more!” Xu Que shook his head; he didn’t want to waste his ti on Buttface.
From his point of view, Buttface’s possessions also belonged to him!
“Alas! What a heavy loss! I can’t take it anymore!” Buttface stood up and shook his head. Then, he waved his paw at his stomach. The next mont, his stomach started to shine. A gap appeared in his stomach. He took out a big wooden bucket, which was almost two ters high. Bang! He placed the bucket on the ground. Then he opened the lid of the bucket, which was full of dog blood with its unpleasant sll.
Ding! “The Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood is detected! Is the Host going to collect it?” Just at this mont, the System’s warning tone echoed in Xu Que’s mind.
Xu Que’s face darkened and he stared at Buttface.
Ten drops?
You have such a big bucket of dog blood. And you only agree to give ten drops!
Buttface ignored Xu Que’s stare. He took out a thumb-size jade bottle and started to collect the dog blood carefully, leaning on the edge of the bucket. It seed he really wanted to collect only ten drops for Xu Que.
Damn! Xu Que shouted to the System, “Collect this bucket of dog blood for without leaving one drop for him!”
“Through calculation, the Host shall spend 100 Acting Tough Points to collect this bucket of dog blood. Is the Host going to proceed?”
“Yes!”
Whoosh!
Instantly, mysterious strength gushed out from Xu Que’s body, which picked up the wooden bucket in front of Buttface like an invisible hand. Then the wooden bucket disappeared in a blink of an eye!
Buttface, who was in the middle of collecting dog blood, was stunned on the spot. He even waved his paw in the air in front of him and said in puzzlent, “Where...is my bucket?”
Xu Que nodded his head. “What? Where is the bucket? Buttface, do not try to fool ! You didn’t even want to give ten drops of dog blood?”
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