Chapter 649: A Na-calling Contest between Xu Que and Duan Jiude
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
The entire area suddenly fell silent.
What Xu Que shouted dumbfounded every cultivator in this area.
What’s going on?
Is he going to use so trick?
Isn’t Duan Jiude standing beside him?
Why did he ask us?
Is he going to cause trouble?
Duan Jiude, who stood beside Xu Que, was also completely confused.
No matter how wide his imagination was, he couldn’t believe this young man, who could roast the most delicious chicken wings he’d ever tasted, was that Xu Que whom he had long searched for!
More embarrassing, he even promised Xu Que that he would kill Xu Que’s enemy and that he would use Xu Que’s family na if he couldn’t kill that enemy!
Who is Xu Que’s enemy? Damn! It’s —Duan Jiude! Now it seems I only have two options! I kill myself, or, I change my family na to Xu!
“Sh*t! Co on, I’m really in a hurry!” Xu Que, who hadn’t seen Duan Jiude’s dumbfounded expression, urged when he didn’t get a response from the onlookers.
After being stunned for a while, Liu Jingning ca to herself at last.
At this ti, Liu Jingning realized Xu Que wasn’t acting and that he really didn’t know the shabby old man beside him was th legendary Duan Jiude!
Liu Jingning instantly got a bad feeling in her heart.
“Little brat . . . ”
She moved her lips slightly to send ssages to Xu Que in a frightened and helpless way.
After all, this was Duan Jiude, a famous guy in all the four continents whose na could make anyone tremble with fear!
Nobody knew the real strength of Duan Jiude. However, the Patriarchs of the big families and sects admitted they were no match for Duan Jiude. Even creepier, those Patriarchs had heard of Duan Jiude’s scary deeds when they were still young n. Now those young n were Patriarchs at the Form Synthesis Stage, and Duan Jiude was still alive. Therefore, his strength was imasurable!
However, this invincible cultivator was a weirdo.
One ti, a guy had accidentally offended Duan Jiude. Instead of killing him, Duan Jiude said, “It doesn’t matter,” with a smile. He ruined that guy’s ancestral grave the next day. When the guy got the news and arrived at his ancestral grave, he found that it had been turned into a septic tank.
After so ti, the guy who offended Duan Jiude was found dead in that septic tank!
There were a lot of incidences like that. Even guys from the big families and sects who offended Duan Jiude also had to face the sa consequence, which was more miserable than being killed by Duan Jiude directly.
Therefore, nobody had dared to offend Duan Jiude till now. Even the Patriarchs had to respectfully address Duan Jiude as a senior and give him so precious items as gifts whenever they ran into him.
Now, Xu Que had called him an old b*stard to his face. Nobody knew what would happen to Xu Que next!
Liu Jingning thought that Xu Que was really dood this ti. His current situation was even more dangerous than being attacked by the big families and sects, and more dangerous than the Heavenly Tribulation ford by 1,000,000 celestial soldiers!
Liu Jingning hesitated a bit, then, she sent a ssage to Xu Que again in a strange tone. “Little brat, do you know . . . who the old man beside you is?”
Hearing that, Xu Que was instantly stunned.
He was clever enough to deduce the aning of her ssage imdiately. Then, he shouted in surprise, “What? Please don’t tell this wise, majestic, confident old man beside is the legendary Senior Duan Jiude? The man who has shocked the universe and moved the gods?”
Liu Jingning smiled in embarrassnt and didn’t reply to him. She knew Xu Que had figured out the answer.
The onlookers were surprised by Xu Que’s words. After analyzing his change in attitude, they realized what had happened.
The Holy Sons and Holy Virgins from the East Continent started to sneer sarcastically and looked at Xu Que as if they were waiting for a show.
One second ago, you called him an old b*stard, but now you are addressing him as a wise, majestic, and confident old man!
Heh-heh, it’s too late!
Duan Jiude looked at Xu Que with a smile. “Heh-heh, little bast*rd, you’re the notorious Xu Que who pretended to be my apprentice . . . ” His smile was quite grueso!
“Holy sh*t!” Buttface, who realized what was going on, dashed a few dozen ters away before turning around and staring at Duan Jiude in terror.
Xu Que was not at all panicked but calmly said, “This is a misunderstanding and a rumor! I guarantee with my personality and moral integrity that I have never pretended to be your apprentice!”
“A misunderstanding? A rumor? Heh-heh . . . It’s ok. Forget about it, then, since it’s a misunderstanding!” Duan Jiude grinned as if he was a generous old man.
However, the onlookers felt chills run down their backs after hearing that. They knew of this old man’s evil doings.
The actual aning of phrases he spoke like, “It’s ok!” or, “Forget about it,” was, “You are dood”!
“Young man, don’t be nervous, it’s okay! Co here, tell how many people there are in your family? Are your parents still living and in good health? Where is your ancestral grave?” Duan Jiude patted Xu Que’s shoulder generously and started to talk about ordinary daily life with Xu Que!
The onlookers felt their blood freeze.
Damn! This is exactly the way of that old man! He’s too sinister!
Finally, this guy has co to the end of his life and nobody could save him!
“Alas!” Liu Jingning sighed helplessly.
She didn’t expect sothing like this to occur to Xu Que. Even the entire Utopia Faction couldn’t save Xu Que this ti!
However, Xu Que was still calmly staring at Duan Jiude with a smile.
“Old man, you’re not being honest! When we got here, you promised that you would kill yourself or you would use my family na! Are you going to eat your words?” Xu Que asked with a smile, shaking his head.
“Did I?” he asked. “The flood ruined the temple of the dragon king—this is absolutely a misunderstanding! Forget about these details. Also, I promised to kill your enemy, but I didn’t say when would do that. Why are you in such a hurry?” Duan Jiude laughed harder as he tried to approach Xu Que.
Splat!
However, just at this mont, Xu Que stopped smiling and spat at Duan Jiude abruptly. His saliva landed on his face!
All of a sudden, the entire area was in dead silence. All the onlookers were stunned on the spot, completely dumbfounded.
How dare he . . .
He dared to spit at Duan Jiude! And he spat on his face!
Is he really so eager to die?
“Duan Jiude, you’re an old bast*rd!” Xu Que laughed. “Do you really think I’m afraid of you? This is called eting plot with plot! Eat my saliva, dumb*ss!”
Splat!
His saliva landed on Duan Jiude’s face again!
Duan Jiude hadn’t expected Xu Que to spit at him. After being spat at once, Duan Jiude, who had still been in a daze, was spat at again.
After coming to himself, Duan Jiude was furious imdiately.
“F*ck! You are a shaless little bast*rd! How dare you insult this wicked way?” Duan Jiude cursed angrily as he tried to grab Xu Que.
Whoosh!
A light dashed out from Xu Que’s body. The light turned into a figure with snowy hairs who chopped a sword at Duan Jiude’s hand.
Clang!
“What?” Duan Jiude asked in surprise.
His hand was halted at the sound of the crispy clank. He had failed to grab Xu Que.
Almost at the sa ti, Xu Que’s Taoist Body stepped back into his body. It had a Divine Escape Spell in its hand and prepared to escape at any ti.
“Little brat, what magic art are you using? How could you hide a person in your body?” Duan Jiude asked as he looked at Xu Que in terror.
“It’s none of your business! Now surrender the elixir, or I will ruin your ancestral grave and sleep with your daughter and granddaughter!” Xu Que shouted. The threat was extrely overbearing and rampant!
He knew he had to use hard tactics to deal with Duan Jiude until he was finally scared off.
“F*ck!” Duan Jiude cursed angrily. “How could you threaten an old man like that? You are really shaless!”
“Damn! You’re not qualified to be threatened by ! Shaless old bast*rd, you robbed my chicken wings and stole my elixirs! Do you feel any guilt?” Xu Que shouted forcefully.
The onlookers’ lips twitched their lips in astonishnt at the words of both n.
A guy who always ruins others’ ancestral graves has the nerve to scold the shalessness of soone else!
A guy who has scamd Spirit Stones from nearly all the families and sects has the nerve to ask soone who robbed his property whether he can feel guilt!
Nobody could be more shaless than the two of them!
Xu Que and Duan Jiude could form a combination of wicked weirdoes!
“Hmph! Despicable young man, I will die fighting with you today! Prepare to die!” Duan Jiude, who was trembling with rage, continued his curse.
“Rubbish!” Xu Que retorted angrily. “You are really shaless to say you will die fighting an ordinary person!”
“I just enjoy bullying ordinary people! What could you do to stop ?”
“You are too arrogant! Even though I’m an ordinary person, you still can’t hurt !”
“Heh-heh, what an arrogant man! I’ve never seen a man as good at bragging as you!”
“I can’t help but shake my head. I’ve never seen a man as shaless as you! If you’re not a coward, co here and fight !”
“Damn! If you’re not a coward, co here and I’ll smash you with my fist!”
“F*ck! If you’re not a coward, co here and I’ll crush you with my palm!”
“If you’re not a coward, co here and I’ll stab you to death with one finger!”
“If you’re not a coward, co here and I’ll wipe you off with one fingernail!”
“If you’re not a coward, co here and I . . . I . . . ”
“Hah-hah! Have nothing to say, right? Buttface, attack! Kill this old bast*rd! I will treat you with the New Orleans Grilled Drumstick Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish!”
“Wait! According to the rule of cultivators, you should tell whether the New Orleans Grilled Drumstick Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish are delicious before the fight!”
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