Chapter 329: This Guy Must Be Crazy!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que summoned a huge pot from thin air and with a large clanging noise, placed it on the barbecue rack. He began by pouring peanut oil into it.
He didn’t forget to add, "this oil is the oil used exclusively by the Exploding Heavens Faction. It doesn’t have any added preservatives and has been created naturally. It is non-GMO and one bottle is as good as five."
Swish!
Under everyone’s shocked eyes, he brought his fingers together and squeezed out a magic code. The Fire Elent steam beca flas and rapidly rose up under the pot.
Boom!
The flas quickly brought the temperature of the oil pot up as the oil started to sizzle, and gradually boiled!
Buttface was a little amazed as he said in shock, "lad, can you really create a slly yet delicious dish? Young people can’t brag, this is a bad habit!"
"What do you know about slly and delicious food? I can make a hundred different types of them in minutes!" Xu Que glared at Buttface, laughing without any care.
Buttface glared, about to say sothing.
However, by the side, Second Prince laughed out loud. He shook his head and said, "Xu Que, if you admit defeat now, you won’t have to kowtow to , you will just have to barbecue chicken wings for the commoners for free for the next three years!"
At this ti, he still hadn’t forgotten about winning the people’s hearts and imprinting an image of himself as a hero within their minds.
Moreover, to have Xu Que voluntarily admit that he was wrong would give him the greatest satisfaction!
Xu Que was calm instead as he shrugged and said, "Second Fatty, you better worry about the conditions I will lay out later. They will make you want to die!"
Second... Second Fatty?
Everyone started sweating upon hearing the na that Xu Que had called the Second Prince.
Indeed he must have balls of steel. Wasn’t he afraid that the Second Prince would take revenge?
No one believed that Xu Que would win.
After all, from how they saw it, slly and delicious didn’t go together.
"Lad, just admit defeat!" An old man couldn’t resist telling Xu Que.
Even though admitting defeat was losing face, at least he could still retain a shred of dignity. If he just lost, it would be utterly embarrassing to kneel and kowtow to the Second Prince!
"Master, I have dragged you down!"
The woman beside the stall was incredibly sorry—if Xu Que hadn’t taught her barbecue chicken wings, he wouldn’t be in this state!
Buttface on the other hand was overjoyed. Leaning against the stall, he was chewing on a chicken wing, incredibly free!
"Lad, you can’t win this, slly and delicious really cannot co-exist... however with this oil that you are cooking now, I can guess what your intentions are! Everyone stand back, he must be intending to splash the hot oil on you all to chase everyone away!"
Buttface wore an incredibly cocky expression as if he had seen through Xu Que.
After spending the past span of ti together, Buttface thought he knew exactly who Xu Que was as a person.
Trickery!
He relies solely on trickery!
Buttface felt that the longest road that he had ever taken in his life was the trickery that Xu Que had subjected him to.
Hence, he imdiately put his guard up upon seeing Xu Que cooking the pot of boiling oil. He thought that he had seen Xu Que’s trick clearly with his titanium eyes.
Upon hearing Buttface’s words, everyone’s faces turned pale and they stepped back involuntarily.
Xu Que’s face was filled with contempt. "Buttface, do not assu everyone is as shaless as you to use such tricks! Plus, who said slly and delicious cannot co-exist? Look at , I am the best example of intelligence and handsoness co-existing, how can slly and delicious not?"
"Bullsh*t, intelligence and handsoness, no one can beat in those!" Buttface said confidently.
Everyone ignored him.
Second Prince laughed but didn’t say a word. His eyes were filled with mirth as he looked at Xu Que and said, "Xu Que, your oil has boiled, are you not putting in the ingredients?"
"No rush, the heat isn’t there yet!" Xu Que smiled.
Everyone couldn’t help but shudder, retreating back another few steps!
Third Prince, seventh princess and the rest knitted their brows too.
Could this fellow really intend to splash Second Prince with the hot oil?
If this is the case, he is too stupid!
How can hot oil hurt soone like ?
Currying favor!
The Third Prince shook his head in disappointnt as he looked towards the Seventh Princess and said, "Seventh Princess, I think you are wrong this ti, this guy is a lunatic!"
"We cannot say until the last mont, brother. Just wait and see!" Seventh Princess said softly as she looked at Xu Que calmly.
It didn’t matter to her if she had been wrong or not. She only wanted an outco. If the youth in front of her did indeed have real powers, it wouldn’t be too late to rope him in.
If he was useless, then Second Prince would deal with him.
...
"Lad, stop wasting your ti, use this ti to barbecue a few more chicken wings for ."
Buttface had eaten all the chicken wings and still wasn’t satisfied.
Xu Que glanced over at Buttface and said with a smile, "Buttface, you have eaten over 30 sets of chicken wings altogether, rounding them off, that is around 100 sets, you owe 12,000 taels. If you cannot procure the money later, wait and see how I deal with you!"
"Damn!" Buttface was furious as he retorted angrily, "Lad, did you learn your math in a dojo? Since when have I eaten your chicken wings? Do not malign a good person!"
Gulu gulu...
At this mont, the oil in the pot started boiling and making noises.
Xu Que stopped arguing with Buttface as he took out a bag of slly tofu from the system, throwing them into the oil without hesitation!
Sizzle, sizzle!
A ball of white foam appeared within the pot of oil and what followed was a waft of slliness.
Everyone’s faces changed color imdiately. They covered their noses and retreated back together like the tide!
At the sa ti, horrifying sounds could be heard!
The most intense and scariest mont of the sll of the stinky tofu was when it was first placed into the pot. That unbeatable sll exploded in an instant and the sll was just...
"This lad is crazy!"
"Damn it, he is a lunatic!"
"Cooking sh*t in front of everyone!"
"Everyone, run! Damn it, I have underestimated his shalessness, it’s too scary! Too scary! Too scary..." Buttface shouted ’too scary’ three tis before blending into the crowd, retreating quickly!
Second Prince retreated under the escort of his guards, covering his nose. His face was ashen.
Third Prince, Seventh Princess and the rest retreated too, shock written on their faces!
"This is ridiculous, he is using such dirty tricks!"
"Shaless, despicable!"
"I do not understand, how would he have sh*t with him, and an entire bag!"
"This fellow is a lunatic!"
"That’s right, he must be a lunatic! What normal person would carry a bag of sh*t around everywhere?"
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