"Then we’ll head over right now!" Li Bo Kai said.
Luofeng shook his head. "Don’t co over. I’ve wrapped things up here already, I’m heading back to the city!"
"I’ll send you an address. You guys go there and settle in first, I’ll co over right away!" Luofeng continued.
"Alright then!" Li Bo Kai nodded.
After ending the call, Luofeng sent the address of the Zhen Zheng Fish Restaurant he’d gone to with the Little Fairy last ti to the brothers.
He felt this restaurant was really pretty good.
After sending the address, Luofeng thought for a bit, and still decided to ssage Lin Wanting.
After all, since Lin Xiaoyun had co over to hang out, not telling Lin Wanting felt a bit too much?
Fine, to be honest, Luofeng just missed this super Beautiful big sister in black stockings and high heels.
Which man doesn’t want to admire a pretty woman a bit more?
Luofeng: Sister Wanting, Lin Xiaoyun is coming to Shanghai. We’re eting up for lunch, you want to co eat with us at noon?
Lin Wanting: What’s Lin Xiaoyun doing coming to Shanghai?
Luofeng: To hang out with !
Lin Wanting: Noon doesn’t work, evening is okay!
Lin Wanting: Recently Tuan Tuan’s been saying it’s been a long ti since we asked you out to play. I’ll treat you all to dinner tonight! I’ll send you the restaurant address later!
Luofeng: Alright!
After the chat ended, Luofeng took a screenshot and casually sent it to the brothers’ group.
Luofeng: Looks like we get to scrounge a free al tonight again, thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!
Chen Dali: Thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!
Li Bo Kai: Thanks to little brother Lin Xiaoyun!
Lin Xiaoyun: I feel like sothing’s off with you guys!
Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng, we were planning to hit a bar tonight. Now you’ve called my cousin over, aren’t we basically done for tonight?
Luofeng: We’ll just eat, then after dinner she leaves on her own, you guys can hit the bar afterward, what’s the problem.
Chen Dali: Oh, right right right, it’s not like Lin Wanting has that kind of relationship with any of the three of us, so nothing to worry about.
Chen Dali’s words carried a double aning.
He was clearly talking about Luofeng.
Luofeng: .......
Lin Xiaoyun: I really don’t mind calling you brother‑in‑law, @Luofeng!
Luofeng: *cough cough cough!*
Luofeng: Oh right, I can go to the bar with you guys tonight.
Li Bo Kai: Damn it!?
Li Bo Kai: Is Brother Feng about to issue a Kill Decree?
Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng’s already been killing like crazy, okay?
Chen Dali: Tomorrow’s 520. If you go crazy killing tonight, can you hold up tomorrow?
Luofeng: I’m bringing my girlfriend along.
Li Bo Kai: Which girlfriend?
Li Bo Kai: Main thing is Brother Feng’s got too many girlfriends. If you don’t spell it out, we have no idea what’s going on.
Luofeng: Of course it’s Liu Hanyan.
Li Bo Kai: Oh oh, that little strear?
Lin Xiaoyun: Brother Feng is still the incredible one. When I get back this ti I’ll go check out so of the little strears in the Capital City too, I’ll go be a god-tier rich patron in the Live Streaming Room!
Chen Dali: ?????
Li Bo Kai: ?????
Li Bo Kai: Lin Xiaoyun, you’ve changed!
Li Bo Kai: I’m already no longer the Capital City’s No.1 cheapskate, thanks!
Luofeng: Friendly reminder: Beauty filter is fierce, filters are ruthless. Even if you see them in real life, makeup techniques will still catch you off guard!
Luofeng had once watched a short video.
A girl who was clearly only a 5 out of 10 in looks could, by relying on makeup, reach a 9.
Not only was her nose padded.
She was also wearing colored contacts.
Her blush was straight up tech-flow level.
She hadn’t even had plastic surgery, but this was basically face-changing.
Her damn dry yellow hair could even be "fixed" with a wig.
What can you even do?
If n dressed themselves up like this, there wouldn’t be such a thing as an ugly guy anymore, right?
Honestly, n are naturally better-looking than won, but how co it feels like all the guys around you are ugly and all the girls are pretty?
The reason is just that what they’re chasing is different.
Guys chase careers, girls chase beauty.
If all n were dieting, using skincare, and spending all day studying outfits just to look good, you think n wouldn’t end up handso?
That’s why there’s that saying, "There are no ugly won, only lazy won." This applies to n too.
Luofeng: Liu Hanyan and I t in real life, and she only wears light makeup.
Lin Xiaoyun: I’m gonna puke, so what you’re saying is, truly pretty little strear girls are actually really rare?
Luofeng: That depends on timing, location, and people. Maybe I just got lucky?
Lucky?
Who’d buy that?
If it weren’t for the system, even for Luofeng it’d be hard to et so many beauties, right?
After all, modern makeup is basically like giving all the "beauties" an extra mask.
But Luofeng could completely ignore the mask and see their real faces.
Li Bo Kai: I was stupid as hell back then too. Those girls under filters, their faces really made your heart skip a beat! The mont I saw them in person, I was instantly as calm as still water!
Li Bo Kai even deliberately posted a comparison picture.
Chen Dali: These are literally two different people!
Luofeng: Didn’t expect Brother Kai had been hurt too?
Luofeng: So yeah, be a little cautious with the internet, guys!
Chen Dali: Exactly, not everyone is Brother Feng, and not every girl is a Liu Hanyan!
Around one in the afternoon, Luofeng arrived at the Zhen Zheng Fish Restaurant. The three of them, including Chen Dali, had already co early and picked a Booth.
Li Bo Kai and Lin Xiaoyun sat together, and Chen Dali took the seat across the Booth.
The remaining spot was on the outside, convenient for Luofeng to sit.
After Luofeng sat down, he said, "Have you ordered yet?"
"Not yet, we only got here ten minutes ago. Brother Feng, you give us so recomndations?" Li Bo Kai said.
"Let’s start with a stead Kinki Fish! That’s their signature dish, it’s really good!" As Luofeng spoke, he opened the nu and tapped on the knife fish. "Waiter, what’s the deal with your knife fish?"
Although knife fish is called the No.1 of the Yangtze River’s three delicacies and is supposed to be incredibly tasty, the problem is, if Luofeng rembered right, this thing was supposed to be off-limits to catch, right?
And banned all year round.
The waiter said, "Sir, our knife fish are all artificially fard!"
Look at what era it is now.
Which restaurant would still dare to blatantly put banned items on their nu like it’s nothing?
Are they asking to die?
If soone exposed them, they’d be absolutely done for.
"In that case, we’ll give it a try. Give us four knife fish, three liang each!" Luofeng said. "And one Kinki Fish, plus a stead Leopard coral trout!"
"We’ll start with that for now!" Luofeng said.
The waiter quickly left. Li Bo Kai asked, "Brother Feng, did you bring that?"
Luofeng Make complaints: "Li Bo Kai, could you maybe ask in a more aboveboard way? You’re making it sound like we’re doing so shady deal!"
Is "Wintergreen Fruit" really that sensitive a phrase?
Just say it directly, will you?
"Did you bring that?"
And he’s still putting on this mysterious act.
You’re really not afraid people will get the wrong idea?
"Hahaha, I was talking about Wintergreen Fruit!" Li Bo Kai burst out laughing.
"Brother Feng, I feel like being a good man is way too hard!" Li Bo Kai started to Make complaints. "Li Shiyu’s over here saying ’I want it, I want it, I want it,’ and her bestie Huang Lei is summoning too! Li Shiyu turns around again and goes ’I want it, I want it, I want it,’ my scalp is literally going numb. This one wants, that one wants, how am I supposed to deliver? I’m not so war-god male lead from a novel!"
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