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The stuff from Bright Moon Tower was already almost ruined by Hua Hua, and the shopkeeper, clutching his heart that was bleeding, instructed the young assistant to quickly chase these two lovebirds out.
The young assistant went, but he didn’t chase them out. For the sake of Bright Moon Tower’s reputation, he didn’t dare to do such a thing.
"Miss, you’ve tried a few things in our store. What do you think?"
Hua Hua nodded rapidly like pounding garlic, still saring the lipstick on her lips like it cost nothing: "Good, good, it’s both beautiful and fragrant, and sweet, quite tasty!"
Poof!
Brother Daniu quickly covered his mouth with his hand, or else he might laugh out loud and spoil it.
The young assistant looked at the half-eaten lipstick with so heartache, his whole face twitching, squeezed out a sentence almost through his teeth: "This is lipstick, not food. If you’re hungry, please go eat at the shop next door!"
Hua Hua pouted, throwing the lipstick onto the counter with great disdain: "What do you an it’s not food? I bought it to eat, how’s it your business! Brother Daniu, you look at him, he’s even interfering with whether I bought this to eat or not! If I don’t try if this is edible, and one day you kiss and get poisoned, I’d beco a widow!"
In her anxiety, Hua Hua even started speaking in her hotown’s dialect.
However, Lin Shuang ca to the capital city at the age of six and couldn’t rember how to speak the Lin family’s dialect. She learned these few lines from a little girl from out of town at Frost Pavilion.
Don’t look down on her half-baked dialect; it was quite entertaining, and people actually understood it.
Especially her last sentence, made quite a few of the young ladies and maids present blush with embarrassnt.
The young assistant was also at a loss, this girl not only looked ugly but also spoke in such a shaless manner? Saying sothing about kissing her lips; it was really hilarious!
The won were all shy, the n were all amused, and only Zhao Hongyan’s heart was racing, wishing he could imdiately kiss the red-lipped Lin Shuang right on the spot!
"How could you talk like this, Miss..."
Before the young assistant could finish, Brother Daniu already interrupted him: "My wife says she’s buying this lipstick to eat and will take it. Why don’t you let her? Is your lipstick poisoned?"
No poison, no poison! Absolutely no poison!
Hearing this, not only the young assistant but even the shopkeeper quickly ca out to clarify. Nowadays, fake products are rampant, and their Bright Moon Tower’s business had already suffered quite a blow. If it were exposed now that their Bright Moon Tower’s lipstick was poisonous, they might as well shut down early!
Since they were peers, Lin Shuang didn’t want to stir up more trouble and imdiately changed the topic.
"I’ve eaten so much of your lipstick, and I didn’t find anything wrong, so it seems your stuff is definitely not poisonous."
The shopkeeper and young assistant were tearfully grateful, unexpectedly this ugly girl was so considerate, truly rare.
If not for her close watch by Brother Daniu, they would have to give this ugly girl a couple of grateful spins.
Hua Hua pointed at the lipstick and said, "Since this stuff isn’t poisonous, I’ll begrudgingly take it. Also want that charcoal pencil, and this rouge too!"
"Alright, alright! We’ll pack it up right away, pack it up right away!"
The shopkeeper quickly gave the young assistant a look to pack up the things the ugly girl liked.
However, what was originally a good thing turned into a surprise at the checkout.
"What?! Such a little stuff actually costs one hundred taels of silver? Is this place a black shop?!"
Brother Daniu, who had been grinning all along, suddenly changed his expression after hearing the shopkeeper’s quote, his originally handso and fair face twisted like cow dung on the ground!
Seeing this, the shopkeeper knew that although Da Niu was a local rich man, he still couldn’t accept spending one hundred taels to buy a few costic items, imdiately changing his opinion of the young couple in front of him.
Such a considerate young girl, although a bit ugly, was going to marry such a stingy man, what a pity!
The few young ladies on the side also shook their heads regretfully, originally thinking he was a good man who cared for his wife, but didn’t expect him to be a miser!
Tsk tsk, so stingy, no wonder he couldn’t get a better wife!
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