Chapter 49: Chapter 49: Mysticism Girl Jiang Li
“My phone!!!”
Jiang Yan’s roar echoed continuously through the mountains in the evening.
Watching helplessly as his latest-model phone was taken away by a bodyguard, Jiang Yan could only vent his anger at several staff mbers.
The four who were already upset about having their essentials confiscated suddenly recovered.
Jiang Yan couldn’t even keep his phone; what did it matter that they only had so food and costics taken away?
However, following Jiang Yan’s string of complaints, the only result was three burly n, each 190 cm tall, standing before him dispatched by the production team.
Jiang Yan gritted his teeth and took a few steps back, making a final compromise.
“Fine, keep the luggage, but you have to at least give back my phone, right? What if I lose contact while I’m in these mountains?”
“That’s simple,” Director Sun said. “The production team has already thought of that.”
Then, the next second, a glaringly outdated phone was handed to Jiang Yan.
Jiang Yan looked at the phone in his hand, the sa color as his shirt: “…..”
Why does everyone else have smartphones, and he’s stuck with an old person’s phone?!
[Hahahahahaha]
[I’m dying of laughter, an old person’s phone, the show’s team really nailed it, did they go buy this after seeing Jiang Yan?]
[Only Jiang Yan could pull off that phone, it’s nearly blinding .]
[I’m not going to criticize Jiang Yan anymore; the production team has ssed with him enough.]
[So is this show just a transformation story about Jiang Yan alone?]
As Jiang Yan, with a furious expression, was about to throw the phone on the ground, Director Sun suddenly spoke up.
“You can throw the phone, but if you do, you’ll completely lose any ans of communication, and your own phone will also be permanently mortgaged to us as compensation.”
Jiang Yan’s arm slowly retracted.
With so many secrets in his phone, mortgaging it to the production team was out of the question!
So there he stood, crazily frustrated yet helpless, cursing under his breath.
The phone issue was resolved, but what about his daily necessities?
He couldn’t possibly spend these few days in the sa clothes, without washing his face or brushing his teeth, could he?
After thinking it over, he gritted his teeth and approached Jiang Li, who was leisurely enjoying the mountain breeze.
“Hey, give half of your luggage.”
Jiang Li slowly turned around, sizing him up before her red lips slightly moved—
“Why should I?”
Jiang Yan clenched his fists, “I’m your damn brother, are you really going to watch go three days without changing clothes, washing my face, or brushing my teeth? This is live broadcast, and it’s our entire Jiang family’s reputation on the line here!”
Jiang Li rarely nodded in agreent, “Jiang Yan, you’re finally thinking about the family.”
“Quit the nonsense, just give half of your luggage.”
“But,” Jiang Li lowered her head, “there’s nothing in my luggage you can use, and I only brought my part.”
Jiang Yan: ?
“What do you an, there’s nothing I can use in that huge suitcase of yours?” he pointed at the luggage almost half her height sitting beneath Jiang Li’s buttocks, “What did you even bring?”
Jiang Li’s expression remained indifferent, “I brought what I needed to bring.”
Jiang Yan didn’t believe her at all.
He was certain this was a sche Jiang Li had deliberately co up with by ignoring him.
She had forced him into this show, so why should she ignore him at the end?
Thinking this, Jiang Yan marched forward, pulled Jiang Li down from her suitcase, and then forcefully tipped it over.
If gentleness wouldn’t work, he’d have to play tough!
However, when the suitcase opened and he saw its contents for a mont, Jiang Yan was dumbfounded.
“Jiang Li, what on earth did you bring?!”
Hearing the commotion, the other four people also curiously gathered around, and the cara zood in, revealing everything inside Jiang Li’s suitcase to the live broadcast.
The left half of the suitcase held so clean clothes and daily necessities, which were oddly few for a girl going on a long trip, but it was still marginally acceptable.
What puzzled everyone the most was the contents on the right half of the suitcase.
There, stacks of books were piled up along with a box of talisman paper and so other bizarre items that no one recognized.
And Qi Tianyu’s eyes widened the mont he saw those books.
“The Art of War by Sun Tzu, Civil Code, Complete Agricultural Planting, English Treasure….Jiang Li, is your reading taste always this diverse?”
Shu Yan picked up sothing that looked like a sword and examined it, “Little sister, is this sword for self-defense?”
Wen Jiaojiao scornfully curled her lip, “So people seem to have lousy brains, bringing all these useless things.”
[Did Jiang Li bring everything needed for dining, including talisman paper, vermillion pen, Five Emperors’ Coins, Eight Diagram… Is she possibly moonlighting as a fortune teller?!]
[Wait, do you guys rember Jiang Li’s Weibo profile picture and signature? They are all related to mysticism. Could she actually tell fortunes?]
[It’s common to establish a persona on cara, but setting up a fortune-telling persona is freaking my first ti seeing this.]
[This shouldn’t be just a persona; look at Jiang Yan’s face—it’s so open you could fit a light bulb inside, even he doesn’t know what Jiang Li had brought, and he was actually going to steal her stuff.]
[I’m dying of laughter, is Jiang Yan planning to wear books as clothes or talisman paper as clothes?]
Instantly, photos of the contents of Jiang Li’s suitcase were captured by netizens and posted on Weibo, even making it to the trending topics.
So mysticism enthusiasts even comnted that the talisman papers and Eight Diagram she brought were very professional and clearly well-researched.
Especially the sword made from the Five Emperors’ Coins, which was of very high quality, making several no-na callers ask Jiang Li to na her price.
Thus, Jiang Li was imdiately labeled as the “Mystic Girl,” and this intriguing persona helped her to gain a lot of fans.
But Jiang Yan was utterly devastated.
“Jiang Li, is there not a single normal item in your suitcase?”
Jiang Li closed the suitcase emotionlessly, “I told you, there’s nothing in there you can use.”
“And Jiang Yan, it’s very impolite to randomly go through a girl’s suitcase in public. As an apology, you will carry my luggage for the second half of the trip, especially since yours was confiscated, right?”
Jiang Yan: ?
[HAHAHAHAHA, I’m dying, I can’t even, help up, I’m still laughing.]
[Is this Jiang Yan lifting a rock only to drop it on his own foot?]
[Wow, suddenly I feel like Miss Jiang Li has really solid principles, not letting her brother have his way just because he’s her brother, suddenly I’m really impressed.]
[Jiang Yan deserved it, he was asking for it with his nosiness, thankfully Jiang Li’s suitcase didn’t contain any private items, otherwise everything would have been exposed on cara.]
At that mont, Director Sun also spoke up.
“The luggage is all sorted, right? Then we can head to the village.”
“Before we go, let add a rule of this variety show: you need to live in this village for five days and four nights, and through tasks, earn a good score. The guest with the highest score will receive a series of resources from Xingi Entertainnt, whereas the guest with the lowest score will stay in Chixia Village for three additional days.”
“And the impression scores you competed for in the lounge earlier will be your initial scores.”
“Oh, and the production team hasn’t arranged any accommodations for you, so tonight you’ll need to find a place to stay in the village on your own and solve your own als.”
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