"So... you're a human? Pity. That might be the worst race you could've chosen. In your next life, choose better parents." The man's snide voice echoed through the darkness.
'It's not even like I wanted to be a human!' Nick complained in his mind, still unable to speak or see. Sothing was blocking his senses...
Or, more accurately, he didn't have a physical form yet. How else would this ga allow him to go from a human to a fricken Satyr? Well, Vakir, but semantics don't matter.
"Well, not much we can do about your race now. Tell , traveler, what's your na?"
Nick was about to say the na he used for every gacha account: NoobSlayer69. Then he noticed the popup ssage, similar to the one that showed up when deciding his race.
--(Na)--
--[NOTE: Explicit language, offensive terminology, and other such offensive nas will lead to the player's imdiate death. You will turn to ash, and a new King of the Cosmos will be selected. Do not overstep your boundaries.]--
'Explicit language? This fricken ga won't even let act like a 12-year-old? What is this, a kid's ga?!' The system remained silent as Nick lanted this travesty. One of the greatest attractions of a ga was the naming feature. There was sothing perfect, sacred about giving yourself the worst na you could think of.
What kind of gar would na their character 'Nick'?
'This is bullcrap,' Nick thought as he supplied his governnt na: boring old Nick Gela.
"Your parents really hated you, huh? Anyway, what gender are you?"
'I'm obviously a man—'
Nick gasped as his entire world returned to light. The man was gone, leaving him alone in so kind of cave.
Looking down at his body, he saw that he was much leaner now. He wouldn't call himself a bodybuilder, but his current physique was certainly an upgrade over Dorito aficionado.
He was dressed in a simple leather tunic and so kind of leather undergarnts. For so reason, his arms were chained.
Frantically yanking his arms out of instinct, Nick instantly regretted it. His arms burned from the pain of being bound. Gritting his teeth, he tried to ignore the pain, but it was really hard.
Being an avid gacha gar did not prepare him for situations like this.
That didn't matter, though. Soone had deliberately held him captive, and they likely weren't friendly. Like, he had better odds of winning the Powerball.
Looking around again, Nick silently cursed the stupid man and the stupid gods. Not only did he die just to be resurrected or transmigrated or whatever, but he didn't even get to be surrounded by beautiful won in his second life.
So far, he felt more like one of those characters the author loved to torture. Whoever created this ga... if they made him suffer, Nick promised to beat the crap out of them.
The distant echo of pounding boots hastened Nick's search for a way out. It didn't matter if he had no idea what was happening or if he preferred the safety of his ho and gacha gas. Right now, he needed to find a way to break free from these chains.
-- Quest Received --
--(Clear Goblin nest 0/1)--
--(Save Juliana 0/1)--
'Juliana?' Nick thought, finding even more motivation to escape. Apparently, his first quest involved saving her, which didn't make much sense, but there was no ti to dwell on that.
>--< New Objective >--<
--(Find key)--
A marker appeared in front of Nick, like what he'd see in an open-world RPG.
The only issue was that this system seed like a cruel joke. To his right was a small desk, and on it was the key. He tried to reach for it, but the key was just out of his grasp.
And those footsteps were getting closer and closer. Sohow, he could hear eight distinct footsteps—enhanced hearing, courtesy of becoming a super person, he supposed.
Knowing he wouldn't be able to reach it, Nick thought of another way to obtain it. This quest resembled a ga's tutorial, ant to be completed by any idiot.
It was likely the tutorial wanted to teach him so chanic. Nick tried to move forward and backward, but the chains yanked him back into place. Then he tried to jump, and the sa thing happened.
His arms sore, Nick decided that this probably wasn't a tutorial—at least not one found in any ga besides Dark Souls.
Gas were supposed to hold his hand, not break his hands.
Sighing, Nick wished he at least had a potion to heal himself. If he could just escape these chains, he knew he'd find so wheel of cheese or sothing.
Due to video ga logic, he'd be healed sohow.
As it stood, he was stuck here. He never even got the chance to add items to his inventory—
Wait.
Most gas run on so kind of hamrspace logic, where items disappear until needed. If he could access this hamrspace...
'Open Sesa!' Nick yelled in his mind, not expecting much to happen.
A bright light flashed across his face: his inventory.
--(Inventory)--
>--< Apparel >--<
>--< Weapons >--<
>--< Insignia >--<
>--< Fragnts >--<
>--< Food >--<
--(Peach)--
>--< Books >--<
>--< Potions >--<
>--< Misc. >--<
--(Prison Key)--
>--< Quest Items>--<
Nick did his best to keep himself from worrying about all those sections. Later, he could explore this mysterious inventory and why he had a peach of all things.
For now, he knew his assumption was correct. The tutorial wanted him to learn how to access his inventory and use its hamrspace.
Grabbing the key from the cosmos, Nick freed himself, and while rubbing his arms, the quest marker flashed in front of him again.
>--< Objective Complete >--<
>--< New Objective >--<
--(Choose Weapon)--
'Weapon?'
Looking to his left, Nick saw a rack containing an assortnt of weapons. Either the goblins were very stupid, or this tutorial decided to finally be convenient.
'Good. If I'm trapped inside so ga, I'd prefer that it be as close to a power fantasy as possible.'
Looking at the weapons, Nick realized that wouldn't be possible. Even though he didn't know the exact ga this plane represented, he knew RPGs well enough to know that you grind and grind and grind. Death was a common part of these kinds of gas—in fact, most of them had to add lore to the respawn button.
Aether Babes, although fun from the couch, wasn't the best world for the MC to find himself in. He faced many struggles and almost died in pretty much every chapter. Even if he was surrounded by hot waifus, it didn't make his day job any less dangerous.
Looking at the weapons, Nick knew he had no experience with any of them. Maybe he should just take a sword, as he was most familiar with them—
"Food! Food! We coming, just wait!"
The goblins' footsteps turned into a grandiose march and scattered chatter. Their laughs reverberated along the cave walls as they slapped each other in jest.
'Those idiots think they will just eat ?' Nick thought as he yanked a longsword off the rack.
A shield materialized in his left hand as a ssage flashed in front of him.
--(Warrior)--
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