Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 63: Little Peach

Chapter 63: Little Peach

Chapter 63 – Little Peach

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Congratulations, Mr. Chen! Your subscriber count has broken through the 50,000-mark!”]

Upon seeing this WeChat ssage, Chen Yu’s sleepiness vanished utterly.

[Chen Yu: “When will you send my reward?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Can you receive the package in your present condition? If yes, then I’ll have it delivered to you right away.”]

[Chen Yu: “Yes, yes! I definitely can!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Are you certain?”]

[Chen Yu: “Send it! What is there to be uncertain of?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Very well. I will have it delivered to you now. Please get ready to receive it.”]

As soon as Chen Yu received this ssage, a space-ti wormhole, which was significantly larger than any of the ones that had appeared before, suddenly appeared inside his room.

Boom!

A gigantic, white box fell heavily onto the floor, the impact causing the entire room to shake as well as send dust and debris flying all over the place.

At the sa ti, a huge hole had also ford on the floor.

Chen Yu: “...”

[Chen Yu: “You destroyed my floor!!!””]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “I’ve already repeatedly reminded you and asked whether you can receive the package or not.”]

[Chen Yu: “But you never said anything about destroying my floor!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “I’ve already repeatedly reminded you and asked whether you can receive the package or not.”]

[Chen Yu: “Did you do this on purpose?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “:)”]

Exiting the chat window in a huff, Chen Yu took in a deep breath as both joy and anger filled his heart.

“I’ll have to hide this from mom and dad while I find soone to fix the floor...”

Walking up to the white box, Chen Yu quickly tore away the seal and opened the box. Upon seeing the blue tal box, which gave off a technological feeling, sitting inside the box, the frustration he felt from having his floor destroyed imdiately got replaced by feelings of joy and excitent.

“My girlfriend...”

Rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu’s cheeks reddened as he started thinking of unknown thoughts.

“This should be a button, right?”

After impatiently sweeping his gaze across the tal box, Chen Yu located a translucent button at the top of the box. Imdiately, he pushed down on the button with force.

Beep—

Accompanied by a clear, electronically synthesized sound, the tal box’s front cover slowly slid to the left.

Pshh!!!

White mist escaped out of the box as the lid moved aside. And as the gap between the lid and the tal box grew increasingly larger, the figure of a person also started entering Chen Yu’s view.

“Co out, my ba-?!”

As the appearance of the figure inside the box grew more apparent, however, Chen Yu’s expression started changing from excitent, to shyness, to dazed, to consternation, and finally to fear...

This “Romantic Partner Simulation Robot” was actually a two-ter-tall macho man!

Flip!

Suddenly, the muscular man’s eyes opened and a pair of black irises stared straight at Chen Yu. His muscles squirming, the muscular man opened his mouth and said, “Hello! Mr. Chen Yu, I am your Romantic Partner Simulation Robot! Let us start a wonderful story of love!”

Chen Yu: “...Where’s my knife?”

“What are you searching for? Do you need my help?” the robot asked in standard Mandarin as he stood up from the box.

“Wait here for a mont.”

Turning around, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and quickly typed out a ssage.

[Chen Yu: “Get out here right this instant.”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with the model you received?”]

[Chen Yu: “Satisfied my foot! Why is it a man?!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “But you never stated your gender preference?”]

[Chen Yu: “It’s a bloody romance robot! Do I even need to state my gender preference?! Are you stupid?!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “It’s a romance robot, not a reproduction robot. Why must you be hung up over gender?”]

[Chen Yu: “I am truly, truly, truly curious about the culture of you people from the future.”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, don’t mind too much about genders. If you prefer females, there are replaceable parts available inside the package. You can freely reconstruct your robot to your liking.”]

[Chen Yu: “...I... You’re about to lose . “]

At this ti, the robot in question agilely walked up to Chen Yu’s back and spoke in a “gentle” tone, “Hello, Mr. Chen. Let introduce myself. My na is Little Peach. May I know if you want to help you with housework?”

“Scram!” Turning his head around, Chen Yu pointed at the blue tal box and said, “Lay back in there! Pretend as if I never opened the box!”

“Affirmative.”

[Chen Yu: “Replace it! I want a replacent!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Normally, once a product is delivered, it cannot be replaced with another.”]

[Chen Yu: “I don’t care! This is your mistake! You must change it for !”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, are you really dissatisfied with this product?”]

[Chen Yu: “Dissatisfied! I want it replaced!!!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “A large space-ti wormhole cannot be opened frequently. If you wish for a replacent, we can only send you a new one three days later.”]

[Chen Yu: “It’s fine, even if it’s three months later! Just take this titan away right this instant!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Are you certain you wish to replace it? Why don’t you consider it for a while longer? Little Peach will be heartbroken.”]

[Chen Yu: “To hell with your Little Peach! If you don’t bring it away, I’m going to beco Little Chrysanthemum! Change it!”][1]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Very well. I will open the wormhole for you now. Please insert the Romantic Partner Simulation Robot and its slumber pod into the wormhole.”]

Placing down his phone, Chen Yu walked up to the blue tal box and looked at Little Peach.

At the sa ti, Little Peach was also looking at Chen Yu, his chest muscles squirming around...

“Mr. Chen, are you abandoning ?”

“I’m not abandoning you, I’m begging you to spare .”

“Is it because I am male? ???” Little Peach asked with an aggrieved expression.

“No, no, no.” Hurriedly shaking his hands, Chen Yu said, “Bla for not being a female. Go on, you won’t gain any happiness with .”

“Hah...” Breathing out a heavy sigh, Little Peach shut his eyes and said, “Hopefully, we will have the chance to et again. Goodbye.”

Stretching out his hand and pushing against the tal box, Chen Yu found that it didn’t budge even at the slightest. “Bro, don’t go sleeping yet. Help push this box into the wormhole first before you get back into it...”

...

Gently, Little Peach left, his departure utterly different from his powerful arrival.

Taking a seat before his study table, Chen Yu took out his phone and quickly typed out a ssage.

[Chen Yu: “You there?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “(Automatic Reply) Hello, I am currently unavailable. Please contact later.”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Later.”]

[Chen Yu: “...”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Do you have any problems?”]

[Chen Yu: “I sent it away. Did you receive it?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “I received it.”]

[Chen Yu: “This reward is very important to , so I want to intervene in its replacent personally. Before you send the new one to , I want to look at the robot’s external appearance.”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Very well.”]

Imdiately afterward, Chen Yu received 10 pictures from the other party.

Upon looking at the pictures, Chen Yu instinctively shuddered.

[Chen Yu: “I knew it! I knew you would screw over again! Aren’t all of these Qiao Biluos?!”][2]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Qiao Biluo? Who’s that?”]

[Chen Yu: “I want a beauty! A great beauty! Not a tank!”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Are all of these simulation robots not beautiful?”]

[Chen Yu: “...Are you perhaps misunderstanding the aning of the word ‘beauty’?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “n should be strong and beautiful, while won should be plump and fair-skinned.”]

Instead of arguing with the other party, Chen Yu simply sent her a picture of his school’s top beauty that he had secretly taken.

[Chen Yu: “I want soone like that.”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “I dare not agree with such aesthetics. Ancient people truly are terrifying.”]

[Chen Yu: “Not only are you people from the future frightening, but you are also pitiful.”]