Transdimensional Marketing Chapter 138: Most Terrifying Weapon in History

Chapter 138: Most Terrifying Weapon in History

Chapter 138 – Most Terrifying Weapon in History

[Transdinsional Store Recomnded Products (Refreshes at midnight every day.)]

[1. Dark Matter Synthetic Drinking Water: Produced by the Red Bull Company in the year 2211. This product satisfies the curiosity and pursuit of humans toward dark matter in the 23rd century. The drink is composed of a small amount of axions, sterile neutrinos, and pure drinking water. If one connects the cans of the beverage sold solely in the year 2212, it is possible to encircle the Earth 12 tis. The product’s popularity exceeded even the radioactive beverage boom in 1918. The selling price is 10 points.]

Chen Yu: “...”

[2. Coach Payback Shot Put: The honorary product of the Vengeance Sports Company produced in the year 2147. One-ti use product. The shot’s shape and weight are consistent with the standard shot put specifications and will absolutely pass the tests of standard scanning equipnt. The shot’s built-in ultrasonic microsensor can guide the athlete to adjust their posture and strength, ensuring that they will hit their coach at a 100% accuracy within 15 ters. Upon impact, the microsensor will imdiately shatter, making it difficult for any traces to be found. The selling price is 22 points.]

Chen Yu sighed and massaged his temples before looking at the next product.

[3. Life Sphere: Produced by the Globe Trekker Outdoor Toys Company in the year 2232. The suggested playing thod is for the user to enter the sphere and roll down from the top of a mountain. The sphere has a 2.5-ter diater. The outer surface is made of a special ENET soft plastic material capable of cushioning a falling force of 95 ters per second (under standard Earth gravity), preventing any harm from coming to the user. When in use, the inside of the ball will automatically secrete a lubricating fluid that lowers the user’s rolling frequency and reduces frictional heat. The selling price is 20 points.]

Huh?

Upon reading the third product’s description, Chen Yu’s eyes finally glowed in excitent.

This toy was definitely suitable to be livestread! If he invited so fans to play with this thing on stream, his stream would definitely achieve great results!

And I was just worrying about lacking products to interact with the audience.

Without even looking at the next two products, Chen Yu tapped on the screen and purchased one Life Sphere.

[23 points expended (product tax). Remaining points: 98]

After the line of text flashed by, a space-ti wormhole imdiately opened up in the room. A large, transparent ball then fell out of the wormhole.

Thud... Thud, thud.

The transparent ball was very elastic, and it bounced on the floor several tis before it rolled off to a side.

“Huh? What’s this?” Little Peach ca over, picked up the large ball, and carefully observed it. “It’s very light.”

“It’s called the Life Sphere. A toy.” After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu took the Life Sphere from Little Peach. Weighing it with his hands, he said, “It is indeed very light.”

“A toy? Can robots play with it?”

“Sure. If you’re obedient, I’ll let you be the first to play with it during the livestream.”

Little Peach imdiately jumped and cheered, “Yay!”

“We can also test whether there is any danger,” Chen Yu added.

“...” Little Peach’s movents promptly stiffened.

“Let’s set it aside for now. I still have two products to look at.”

After saying so, Chen Yu set down the Life Sphere and sat back onto his bed. He then started swiping his finger across his watch’s screen again and read the next page.

[4. (Retro) Gay Bomb: Produced by the Wright Laboratory in Ohio, Arica, in 1994. The Halitosis Bomb is a chemical secretion spray. Human male soldiers within the bomb’s explosion radius will have their bodies stimulated to secrete pheromones and their gender orientation altered. These soldiers will then beco fascinated with each other and thoroughly lose their will to fight. The selling price is 32 points.]

“Wadafak?!”

His face filled with question marks, Chen Yu cursed, “What the heck is this thing?!”

After so ti passed, Chen Yu got over his shock, picked up his phone, and quickly typed a ssage to Transdinsional Marketing’s staff mber.

[Chen Yu: “You there?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “...I’m here.”]

[Chen Yu: “I have a question. I saw a product labeled ‘Retro’ in the Transdinsional Store. What does it an?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “The Transdinsional Store naturally isn’t limited to only products from future space-tis. There are also many excellent and morable products available during ancient tis that are replicated by future companies.”]

[Chen Yu: “I understand. Can I trouble you with another matter?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Please speak, Mr. Chen.”]

[Chen Yu: “Can you stop recomnding things that aren’t suited for in the future? With my personality, do you think I will need this kind of bomb?”]

[Transdinsional Marketing: “Why did it even appear in the first place, then?”]

Chen Yu: “...”

Placing his hand on his chest, Chen Yu felt that he had just received a critical hit...

After going silent for a mont, Chen Yu raised his wrist and swiped to the final product.

[5. Amnesia Bat: Produced by the Yezhou dical Autonomous Foundation in the year 2477. After being inflated, the bat will reach a length of 130cm. The bat’s main body is made of silicone foam, and it has a built-in miniature brainwave jamming device. Upon colliding with the target’s head, the jamming device will stimulate the target’s thalamus and hippocampus. The struck target will suffer a temporary failure of the transmission and storage of information in the brain, and lose their mories of the past one hour. The bat will also effectively relieve the target’s ntal fatigue. Multiple hits will extend the amnesia’s length. (Note: The Amnesia Bat will only be effective when striking the head.) The selling price is 74 points.]

Amnesia Bat... Chen Yu subconsciously squinted his eyes. This is a good product.

This was a product he must possess. It would help him solve many problems. He could even put it to use in his own ho. Now, even if his three little sisters discovered his secret, he would still have a chance to redy the problem.

If only this product could appear sooner. He might’ve been able to avoid getting misunderstood as a pervert by Chen Yike and Chen Erke...

But the selling price is too steep. Seventy-four points...

After pondering for a mont, Chen Yu stood up and paced around his room. He then gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and tapped his finger on his watch.

[85 points expended (product tax). Remaining points: 13]

After the successful purchase text flashed by, another wormhole appeared in the room. This ti, though, only a box the size of a fist fell out of the wormhole.

After the wormhole disappeared, Chen Yu eagerly stepped forward, picked up the box, and tore open the seal. He had no intention of reviewing this product, so he naturally didn’t have to wait to unbox it.

Opening the lid, he found a purple leather case that resembled a sausage. And stacked below the case was the instruction manual.

The instruction manual was only three pages long. It took Chen Yu only half a minute to finish reading it. From what he read, this product was initially ant to cure amnesia. However, for so reason, after 50 years of continuous modification, it beca a product that caused mass-amnesia instead...

After grasping the thod to utilize this technological product, Chen Yu carefully removed the leather case from the box and carefully observed it under the light. He then tentatively put his lips at the bottom of the leather case, inhaled through his nose, and exhaled through his mouth.

Pop!

The leather case instantly expanded, transforming from a sausage into a giant eggplant!

A huge eggplant that was over one ter long...

So, this is the Amnesia Bat?

Pinching the bottom of the bat to prevent the air from flowing out, Chen Yu subconsciously looked toward Little Peach.

Little Peach: “?”

“Little Peach, co over here?”

“What are you trying to do?” Little Peach obediently walked up to Chen Yu.

“Take this!”

Chen Yu suddenly raised his arms and smacked the inflated bat at Little Peach’s head.

Thud.

Little Peach: “?”

“Sure enough, it’s ineffective against robots?”

Squeezing out the air from the bat, Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal and manipulated its console. “Follow . We’re going to conduct an experint.”

“What experint?” Little Peach asked, tilting her head. “Do I need to change into my livestream clothes?”

“Yes. I’ll get changed as well.”

“There’s nothing left at ho. I moved all our livestream clothes onto the island-building ship.”

“Let’s head to the ship first, then.”

...

Half an hour later, Beijing City:

Chen Yu, who was clad in the special protective suit, suddenly appeared in the sky above Beijing University!

The jet of blue flas coming out of his back looked particularly conspicuous in the evening sky.