"Let's go, little wifey, it's ti to enjoy the loving breakfast I made for you!" Lin Tian cheerfully pulled Bu ngting's hand, heading toward the dining table.
"Little wifey, please sit." Lin Tian respectfully wiped a stool with a cloth before inviting her to sit, looking quite amusing in the process.
Bu ngting was tickled into a slight smile by his actions. Since the mishap yesterday, this was the first ti Lin Tian saw her happy.
It worked, seems like I need to keep up the coquettish charm!
Lin Tian served Bu ngting a bowl of porridge and picked up a stead bun for her, pointing to the two dishes on the table with a grin, "Little wifey, give it a taste, see how your husband's cooking fares. This is my first ti cooking, and if it's not good, please forgive ."
With a snort, Bu ngting actually laughed out loud.
She smiled at Lin Tian and said, "Co on, you're a grown man, don't act like a little eunuch."
"Of course, your majesty, please give it a try!"
"Oh stop it, I told you, quit playing the eunuch, just be normal."
...,....
Bu ngting's mood finally saw so improvent as she picked up a bite of the stir-fried chives and eggs.
Bu ngting ate it happily, but then her face soured slightly, only to cheer up again imdiately.
"How is it, tasty?" Lin Tian asked, full of anticipation.
"It's pretty good for a first attempt."
Bu ngting's words had a double aning, so Lin Tian hastily took a bite of the stir-fried chives and eggs himself, only to spit it out after chewing twice.
"Ptooey, ptooey, the chives are raw."
Lin Tian had a look of grievance on his face, filled with remorse toward Bu ngting. He wanted to make her a nice al, but the first dish was already a flop.
Seeing Lin Tian's dejected face, Bu ngting consoled him, "Hubby, it's okay, everyone's first ti cooking ends up like this. The chives are raw, but the eggs are cooked. Let try your cumin beef slices."
Emma, Bu ngting really knew how to comfort soone. The eggs were cooked, as if they wouldn't cook once dropped in a pan!
She took another bite of the cumin beef slices, but this ti she couldn't hold back and spit it out right away, "Hubby, did you stir-fry the at with the cumin? The at is raw and the cumin hasn't flavored it. To make cumin beef, you need to fry the at first and then add the cumin."
Lin Tian, upon hearing this, felt like he was being enlightened. But he was also full of self-pity—he did everything according to Baidu! Damn Baidu, leading him astray.
He felt sowhat helpless; both main dishes were ruined, leaving only the soup.
"Little wifey, try this, this one must be cooked."
Bu ngting rolled her eyes at him. She had never heard of soup not being cooked!
But the tragedy continued; the seaweed egg drop soup was sweet, not salty.
Sugar and salt got switched.
Lin Tian slapped his forehead in embarrassnt, feeling a bit like Fan Wei.
Fan Wei didn't distinguish between two and three.
Lin Tian couldn't tell sugar from salt.
Both endlessly clueless.
Two dishes and a soup, all botched. Lin Tian now resembled a schoolboy who had made a mistake, saying to Bu ngting, "Little wifey, I've ssed up!"
This was a breakfast made with love, the emphasis was on the love part, so Bu ngting couldn't bring herself to bla him.
"It's okay, the dish might not be great, but the sentint is there. I'll reward you with a kiss!"
Bu ngting's alluring little mouth gave Lin Tian a fragrant peck on the cheek.
If his little wife took the initiative like that and Lin Tian didn't respond in kind, that certainly wouldn't match his character!
The couple casually had breakfast together, and Bu ngting's mood gradually improved. Lin Tian suggested, "How about we go to the zoo? I heard they've got a new baby panda that's super cute, totally adorable."
"Alright, let's go in a bit."
They went to the zoo, then to the amusent park.
The next day they climbed a mountain.
The third day they went to see the sea.
…, ….
Ti is the most heartless thing, but it is also the best at washing away one's worries.
Three days later, Bu ngting had completely recovered and reignited her original fighting spirit.
She said to Lin Tian, "Hubby, I want to go back and take over ngting Jewelry again. ngting Jewelry is nad after , so I must take responsibility for it. I am determined to make ngting Jewelry bigger and stronger!"
Seeing his little wife bounce back made Lin Tian very happy. He clenched his fists and said, "Little wife, I believe in you. You're the best."
The two had grown up together from a young age; Lin Tian knew her too well. Now that she's hugging Lin Tian, it definitely wasn't for nothing—probably she was about to ask Lin Tian for help.
Bu ngting kissed Lin Tian and then, with the remote control, turned on the TV.
CCTV3, the variety channel.
A female artist was belting out on stage with abandon, fans below were going crazy, moving their hips to the rhythm, the whole venue was absolutely lit.
Bu ngting asked, "Hubby, do you know this song?"
Lin Tian didn't watch TV normally or use the computer much, so he didn't know much about these artists. However, he had heard this song before; so shops and squares would play it all day long. It was actually quite catchy.
Lin Tian scratched his head, "Let think, I've heard this song before. Don't clue in; I'll be able to rember."
After about fifteen seconds, he slapped his forehead and exclaid, "Little wife, I rember now! This song is called 'That One Sumr'. It's sung by ng... ng sothing. It's a really popular song."
"It's sung by ng Ke'er. ng Ke'er is so famous this year, and you don't even know about it. You really are oblivious," Bu ngting reminded Lin Tian.
Imdiately after, Bu ngting took out a photo album, which belonged to ng Ke'er.
She set a trap for Lin Tian and, while flipping through the album, asked, "Hubby, do you think ng Ke'er is pretty?"
As Lin Tian stared at each photo, ng Ke'er struck various enchanting poses. With her naturally alluring face, coupled with Huaxia's Photoshop magic, the album made ng Ke'er look as beautiful and captivating as a fairy.
Lin Tian answered honestly, "Pretty."
He made a fatal mistake by saying another woman looked pretty in front of his wife, which was a critical error.
Lin Tian's eyes stayed glued to ng Ke'er's photo album, nearly drooling over it, oblivious to Bu ngting watching him from the side.
She pinched Lin Tian hard with two fingers.
"Ouch, that hurts!" Lin Tian yelled, quickly retreating, but still unwilling to drop the photo album from his hands.
Bu ngting quickly picked up a mop handle and pointed it at Lin Tian, yelling, "Put down the photo album, put it down, hurry up."
Only then did Lin Tian realize that his little wife was jealous.
He hurriedly slamd ng Ke'er's photo album to the ground:
"What a rubbish thing, not nice at all."
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