Chapter 176: Chapter 176: Catching the Goblins (Part 2)
“Hmm.”
I was currently staring down at the two goblins that I had tied up to so chairs. Oh yeah, I had taken them to an underground cellar. Okay, fine. It’s not underground. It’s more like a warehouse. How did I get a warehouse? I asked Nayoung for a favor.
“They’re seriously goblins?” Nayoung asked, staring at the two goblins. At that mont, they looked nothing more than two average-looking n.
“Yeah. That’s what they said.”
“Really? How do you know they’re telling the truth?”
“Because they’re a lot faster than the average human,” I said, giving the goblin on the left a good poke on the forehead. He was still out. Then again, he’s lucky he’s not dead. The mont I realized that they were goblins, I had used so of my powers on them. If they had been average humans, they would’ve died. But considering that they’re still alive, there was no doubt that they’re not.
“Wow. This is so cool. So can they change into flas and stuff?”
“I don’t know. Can they?”
Just in case, I placed a fire extinguisher next to us. If they do change into flas, I would use it on them.
“But how did you catch these goblins?”
“It just...happened.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah. It wasn’t that hard.”
Goblins just happen to be a bit stronger than humans. Other than that, no big deal.
“You really are sothing, Sian. So what planet are you from?” Nayoung finally asked. Then again, I’m sure she’s been curious for a long ti. I should probably tell Nayoung now. She’s proven that she can keep a secret.
“I’m actually not from another planet. Just from another century.”
“Another century?” Nayoung said.
“Yeah. Sa planet, but I’m from the Goryeo Dynasty.”
“Oh? Then you’re from Goryeo?”
“Yeah. I was killed in battle and ended up here. You’ve seen martial arts movies, right?”
“Yeah. When I was little.”
“I’m from that era.”
“Wow!!” Nayoung gasped. She eyed up up and down. “Really?”
“Yeah.” I nodded before smiling. I took a step and began to walk up until I was walking on air. With that, Nayoung gasped once more.
“See?”
“Whoa…”
“It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Anyways, there you go.”
“Wow…it’s so cool…then…was it really like in those movies?”
“There are so parts that aren’t true, but for the most part, it was like that. When I saw my first martial arts movie, I was so shocked because it looked so much like where I used to live. I wondered if soone had taken a trip back to my ti and ca back.”
I really do. How else could they have gotten such an accurate depiction of my world? I’m sure soone had ti-traveled to my world and ca back.
“Wow…this is super cool…”
“But keep this a secret, okay?”
“Okay!” Nayoung promised with a firm nod.
“And the truth is…”
“Yeah?”
“The thing is…”
The truth is I’m a man, but can I tell her that? This is probably a good ti to say that I’ve been to the bathhouse together with Nayoung. Aside from her flat chest, the rest of her body was pretty amazing. Her butt is so round and firm. And…no, let’s leave it at that. I don’t want to make things R-rated.
“What is it?” Nayoung asked, dying of curiosity. Now that I think about it, what if I tell her I’m a man and she slaps ? For now, I’ll keep this to myself. Yeah, I should. I’ve also touched Nayoung on the chest before. It’s not like I wanted to, it’s just that Nayoung grabbed my hands and placed them on her boobs herself. Saying sothing how she was jealous of mine. I’ve also touched her butt…after all this, how can I tell her I’m a man…she’d hit for sure.
“Nothing.”
“Aw, co on.”
“I’ll tell you next ti. Now’s not the right ti.”
Yeah. Now is not the right ti.
“Okay. But you have to tell next ti, okay?”
“Okay.”
“But shouldn’t we buy these goblins sothing to eat?”
“It’s fine. I’ll let them go after a bit.”
“Okay.”
“You should go now, Nayoung. Thanks for the warehouse.”
“Okay. Don’t make a ss. I’ll get going.”
“Bye.”
After that, Nayoung left. Couldn’t she stay? Absolutely not. There’s no knowing what these goblins might do to Nayoung. They’re complete trash, so if it cos to it, I’ll kill them right here.
“Hey. Wake up.”
I untied the gag around the mouth of the goblin on the left. Then I gave him a hard slap on the back of his head. His eyes burst open in response.
“What the-!”
“Shut it,” I ordered, glaring down at him. His face hardened. He did not look happy.
“Where did you co from?” he shouted as he tried to burst out of his chair. How dare he? He should be on his knees right now. So I gave him another whack on the back of his head.
Smack~!
“Ah!”
“Hey, goblin. Are you really a goblin?”
“Yes…you asshole…” he muttered, glaring up at .
“And what do you think you’re looking at?”
At that, he hurriedly lowered his eyes. I continued.
“I asked if you’re really a goblin. How many tis are you going to make repeat myself? Are you deaf?”
“Okay, I am!” he shouted. I gave him another smack on the back of his head. No, wait a second. Let’s be nice. Control. I should control myself.
“What are the goblins doing here?”
“We were always here in the first place!”
“Oh?”
Makes sense. Where I ca from, there were no goblins. I’m pretty sure I’ve ntioned this, but I have supernatural powers. I can actually see ghosts. I don’t like using it but right now, I’ll have to. So, I drew up my powers. My eyes turned blue as ghosts began to appear right around .
“Shit.”
There was one in the left corner over there, another in the right corner. And another one below my feet. Oh, it was a baby.
“What are you doing?”
“Sniff…my mom…threw into the water…sniff sniff…”
“The water? So why are you here?”
This isn’t the water. This is a warehouse.
“This was a river before. Sniff sniff…”
“Before?”
Now that I look at it, his clothes were from the Joseon era.
“Hey, kid. Your mom is probably already gone. So you should move on as well.”
“No!” the baby ghost suddenly shouted and began to cry. His face began to bloat, just like it did when he drowned. Anyways, the goblin watching all this finally spoke up.
“Hey, you. Quit being so loud and fuck off.”
“Waaahaaaa!” Surprisingly, the baby did stop. So he listens to the goblin, huh.
“Oh, so you really are a goblin.”
“That’s what I said!” He snapped. I stopped myself from hitting him. Really, I’m so nice. And now that I’m looking at him, I can sense the supernatural aura coming off of him as well. Alright, he’s a goblin.
“Unbelievable.”
“You are? Who are you?”
“No need for you to know!”
I picked up the fire extinguisher. I planned to hit him with it. If he really was a supernatural creature, it won’t kill him. But just then, it happened. The goblin began to transform into a blue ball of fire!
“Whoa!”
“Mwahaha!”
With that, the goblin was now a blue ball of flas and flew up to the ceiling with a cackle. Then, he ca down towards just as quickly.
“Bet you didn’t expect this, did you? Die, you insolent brat!”
He flew towards with incredible speed. I swung that fire extinguisher with all my might.
Pfffft!
The chemicals hit its mark. And just as I expected, the goblin fire flew away from the gas, out of the hole in the ceiling, and up towards the sky before he disappeared.
“Where did he go?”
I couldn’t see him. He didn’t fly out into space, did he? I stared at the other goblin who was still tied to his chair. He was still out cold.
“Hey.”
“No answer.”
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“Hey!”
Finally, he flinched. Now I knew for sure he was awake. He should’ve been more careful.
“I know you’re not sleeping. Wake up.”
“Er…”
He looked up with a sheepish expression on his face. I could see the fear in his eyes. Considering he’d seen what I did to the one on the left, that’s to be expected. But just then, this one began to change into a ball of blue fire, too! He started to burn everything. In response, I took the pin out of the fire extinguisher and sprayed him as well.
Pffffffft!!!
***
“So there’s already a lot of goblins throughout the entertainnt industry?”
“Yes…” the goblin answered. He was currently back on the chair, looking miserable. As soon as he got hit by the extinguisher, he passed out. Maybe he’s weak towards it. Anyways.
“Why?”
“To take over the entertainnt world…”
“Why?”
“Because it makes a lot of money, and second, it has the most influence over humans.”
“Really?”
“Yes…”
“And what’s your final goal?”
“That…”
“Tell .”
“I…I can’t tell you that…please…” the goblin began to beg, but I kept my face stern and he finally pulled a business card out towards .
“What is this?”
“Our boss.”
“Your boss?”
“You should go to our boss if you want to know anything…”
“Yeah?”
I eyed the business card. It read Goblin Entertainnt Head Manager, Heejin Kim.
“Your boss is a woman?”
“Yeah…you can ask her…and let go…”
“Let you go?”
“Yes, please!” he begged. Maybe he was uncomfortable.
“Fine. Then go tell this Heejin Kim that I’m going to et with her soon. Understand?”
“Yes!” he replied obediently. I then untied him. As soon as he was free, he ran out.
“What’s with him?”
I turned back to the business card. Heejin Kim. Her na was pretty. I began to wonder if her body was just as beautiful.
***
The neighborhood playground. Instead of imdiately returning to the dorm, I sat down on one of the swings and began to think. Then I took out my phone to call Jinwoo…when two young n approached .
“Hey, miss. You alone?”
“Yeah.”
“Do you want to go for a drink? Our treat,” one of them said, miming a drinking gesture. He let out a drunken snicker. I turned away.
“I don’t drink.”
“Aw, co on~ let’s go. You look lonely. Isn’t that why you’re out here by yourself? We’ll give you a good ti.”
“Go away~”
That would be my second attempt to turn him down politely. See how nice I am? Of course, I couldn’t keep it up for long because one of the guys reached out to grab my hand.
“Co on. Co and have fun with us. I said we’ll give you a good ti.”
My hands began to clench. I was tempted to snap his wrist, but I decided to give him one more chance and simply pushed him off. Unfortunately, he grabbed my hand again.
“I said go away,” I growled, with so of my murderous wrath behind it for good asure. The two n began to pee on the spot soon after. I guess I accidentally overdid it.
“Ugh. That’s just disgusting.” I stood up. The two remained frozen. Soon, one of them passed out and then the other one followed. Pathetic.
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