Top Grade Immortal Emperor in the Flower City Chapter 285 284: Baby, Isn't Brother Awesome? (1 more)
When the Thunder God sat down, he began to sob uncontrollably, leaving Ruth and the leader of the psychics completely dumbfounded.
Oh, co on, this has to be a joke. You're the Thunder God, for heaven's sake—one of the most powerful Divine Spirits in Divine Mountain. Are you freaking kidding ?
Ye Ling chuckled, "What's up, great Thunder God? Did you start missing little old ?"
Upon hearing this, the Thunder God's face drooped in utter grievance, "Immortal Emperor, sir, I've been wronged! I was just taking a leisurely stroll with nothing better to do, and who knew I'd run into you!"
"If I'd known it was you, not even a hundred guts would've given the nerve to cross you! It was a mistake, a pure mistake!"
"You wouldn't believe even if I said I was just out for a walk and bumped into you."
The Thunder God quickly added, "Damn it, this is bad. This dude is a notorious grudge-holder known far and wide in both the Immortal and Heavenly realms. If one day he rises to power in the Immortal Realm, he'll co flying to Divine Mountain and strip bare, running around naked."
Ye Ling nodded earnestly, "Mhm, in fact, I do believe you. But I want to ask you a question, and you'd better think it through before giving a proper answer."
"Big bro! Immortal Emperor! Just ask, whatever I know, I'll definitely answer you. After all, we're tight, aren't we?" The Thunder God said, rubbing his shoulder against Ye Ling with a flattering smile.
Ye Ling's expression darkened, and the Thunder God promptly sat up straight, scared to the bone like a kindergarten child who has just seen their teacher—genuinely frightened.
"Keep it together, or I might just skin you alive!" Ye Ling threatened fiercely.
The Thunder God nodded at once, joking aside, Ye Ling's words were as good as the supre decree of the gods, to be followed without question.
"Now, I'm asking you, what's 'Ma sothing i'?" Ye Ling suddenly grinned mischievously.
The Thunder God instantly tensed up, "Bro! Big brother! My real bro! Tell , if I answer wrong, or even if it's right, am I going to get hit?"
"Enough blabbering, just spit it out!" Ye Ling gritted his teeth and said.
The Thunder God promptly replied with a look of alarm, "Ma Dongi! It's absolutely Ma Dongi, I swear, I'm sure of it!"
Ye Ling nodded, "Alright, let's play a ga. You ask , is Ma Dongi ho or not?"
The other two, shivering nearby, were bewildered. What was Ye Ling up to? Was he just ssing with the Thunder God, or treating him like an idiot for fun?
"Is Ma Dongi... ho?" The Thunder God stamred, sensing that Ye Ling wouldn't be proposing sothing so simple without a sche behind it.
Ye Ling chuckled, "Ma what i?"
Smack, a brick hit the Thunder God, and he imdiately felt dizzy, his ears ringing, nearly bursting into tears.
See? Just see! I knew it. There was undoubtedly a plot. What 'Ma sothing i'... You damn well know it's Ma Dongi. A crafty plot for sure.
"Ask already!" Ye Ling said with a sly grin, a twinkle in his eye betraying a hint of mischief.
All of a sudden, the Thunder God coughed, "Well, Immortal Emperor, I really have sothing else, I truly do. I have a eting to get to."
"Freaking h-ll, you better put whatever eting you have on hold for , now play with ! It's been so long since I've had this much fun. Ask!" Ye Ling commanded fiercely.
The Thunder God was close to tears; this damn bully had him feeling utterly aggrieved. He was just out for a simple walk and ended up encountering such a formidable demon.
"So, big brother, is Ma Dongi at ho or not?" asked the Thunder God, his voice trembling.
Ye Ling bead radiantly, "What Dongi?"
Smack, another brick, and the Thunder God stood up enraged, his face ashen with fury.
Ye Ling paused, his dark skin glistening. Was this bastard about to rebel? He shouldn't have the guts, right? Could my reputation have really diminished?
"Big Bro! Co on, beat to death! Don't be like this, asking what 'i' or 'Ma Dongi'—aren't you still thirsty?" Thunder God declared confidently.
Ye Ling nodded. So that's how it was: "Mmm, not bad, not bad. That's a good boy."
"Scram, once I return to the Immortal Realm, I'll co to play with you, ha, just wait for ," Ye Ling patted Thunder God on the head as if petting a child.
Thunder God cried, tears streaming down his face. He nodded. He, the mighty Thunder God, a renowned War God on Divine Mountain, had been reduced to a dog by this guy.
What a sha! He would never forget this day; he was now nailed to the pillar of sha for life.
"Big Bro, then I'm off. I want to ask if it's okay for to take care of that kid for you on my way out?" Thunder God pointed at the leader of the psychics lightly.
Ye Ling nodded: "Mmm, not bad, not bad. You've got good judgent. Go ahead, let's see how you do."
Thunder God was overjoyed and walked towards the leader with his teeth clenched, lightning flashing in his eyes and crackling fiercely.
"Kid! Co over here!" Thunder God walked over to the leader, high and mighty, and barked coldly.
The so-called psychic leader trembled all over and walked shakily toward Thunder God.
"You bastard, you made a Divine Spirit lose face in front of mortals, say, how should you be punished!" Thunder God roared.
Bang, before the psychic leader could react, he was slapped to the ground by Thunder God.
Crackle and pop, suddenly, lightning enveloped the psychic leader's body, making him shake violently and giving off a burnt scent incessantly.
"Damn you, always looking for trouble! Why summon ? Why not call the Ice Snow Goddess, that woman!"
"Damn it, you believe if the Ice Snow Goddess ca, she'd be trapped? Unless the Immortal Emperor stripped her naked and played with her, he wouldn't let it go!"
"Ah! Say it, why do you want to ruin ! Recently, my eyelids have been twitching nonstop, so it was because soone was plotting against !"
Thunder God's slaps were ferocious, each with a force that seed to move mountains, leaving the psychic leader with eyes darkened and body shaking uncontrollably.
"Say it! Ma what i?" Thunder God suddenly roared!
The psychic leader, dazed from the beating, wondered if this was so sort of ga among the gods.
"Ma what i?" the psychic mumbled.
Thunder God with a dark face said, "Let tell you, it's Ma Dongi!"
Swish, Thunder God swung his arm in full circle, slapping the psychic leader madly.
Smack, the psychic leader fell to the ground, spitting out blood, his body enveloped in lightning, breathless.
"Big Bro, I guess I'll take my leave then. I ca quietly, and I'll leave just as quietly, waving my hand without taking a single cloud with ," Thunder God posed as a poet.
Ye Ling laughed brightly and nodded, "Ma what i?"
Woosh, like a dog, Thunder God turned and disappeared into the hall, utterly disheveled.
Ye Ling, with a smug smile, walked over to the stunned Ruth, wrapped his arms around her, and gave her a wild kiss.
"Baby, isn't your brother amazing?"
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