Chapter 93: Alright, fall for (2)
Translator: miraclerifle
‘Good, here’s a masterpiece that will make its mark on history.’
Ju-Heon who was done with most of the writing smiled in satisfaction. He was thinking this was a pretty decent erotic novel(?).
‘Sothing like this should make Rockefeller look like a chump and make people fall for .’
Ju-Heon, who had that thought, quickly printed the text. Once he had the five or so pages of A4 paper, he called his subordinates who were working hard over.
“Hey guys.”
“Yes?”
“Co read this novel I wrote.”
They were shocked.
“What did you say sir?”
“A n, novel?”
The thing he had been writing since earlier was a novel? They gasped after receiving the manuscript in confusion. How could they not?
< The Slutty Secretary - Master, I am Your Slave >
This clearly seed like a title that needed a 19 tag next to it!
They looked toward Ju-Heon with disbelief.
‘Unbelievable. The Captain-nim wrote this?’
It made no sense!
Seo Ju-Heon was an artifactphile who would pick an artifact over a sexy beauty without any hesitation.
But that person wrote what kind of novel?
A 19 novel?
Did this thing even have adult scenes?
Yoo Jaeha asked with an extrely questioning gaze.
“Umm, Captain-nim?”
“What is it?”
“Does this...... Have those scenes......that we are thinking about?”
The Oh Seung Woo group focused on Yoo Jaeha's question as well. Ju-Heon just triumphantly laughed as if there was no need to ask such a question.
“Yes, it does have those scenes you guys are thinking about. Do I need to add so category tags for you to believe ?”
However, his subordinates beca scared of him for a different reason at that reaction.
‘Just what the hell did he write......?!’
‘He didn't write a novel where the MC is an artifact, did he?’
As their minds all beca chaotic...
“Umm......!”
Irene, who was left alone, spoke up.
Ju-Heon didn’t give her a manuscript for so reason, but Irene was very curious about the story.
It was because Ju-Heon had written it. She beca curious about anything Ju-Heon did, whether that was writing a novel, painting a picture, or scamming soone.
That was why Irene slowly approached Yoo Jaeha and Oh Seung Woo.
“Umm, can’t I read it with you? What is the title?”
However, the n’s reactions were quite intense as soon as she got close to them.
“Damn it, please stay over there!”
“M, Miss Irene, this isn’t for you!”
They suddenly felt like they had diarrhea as soon as they ran away from her, but it was fine.
‘The Captain-nim at least knows sothing since he wrote about a secretary.’
The excited n started to read the novel once the pain disappeared. Ju-Heon smiled with satisfaction while looking at these perverted bastards.
Things were going according to plan based on their reactions.
‘I am fully aware of all of your preferences.’
Ju-Heon had been extrely upset that Yoo Jaeha had been brainwashed because he was Rockefeller's fan.
Why the hell did it have to be him and not so other author?
He felt that way even more after reading Rockefeller's book to see how amazing it was.
Rockefeller's novel did not et Ju-Heon's expectations and it kept dragging on.
That was why Ju-Heon was confident in his work.
‘I will show you the difference in class.’
A few minutes later...
His subordinates seed to be done reading as they flipped the papers over. Ju-Heon started to smile.
“You guys are already done?”
“Yes sir, we read it all.”
“And your thoughts?”
Yoo Jaeha smiled brightly at that question.
“It’s really the best. It’s the best erotic novel I’ve ever read!”
Yoo Jaeha who once dreamt about being an author as well wanted to complint Ju-Heon so much that he almost started clapping.
It was an obvious reaction.
‘It takes skills to write a terrible novel like this.’
That was the truth.
Ju-Heon's writing?
Yes, it was good.
He knew about a lot of things and he must have researched on how to write as his writing skills were superb but that was all.
He sold off all suspense to Androda and it wasn't funny at all.
Furthermore, an erotic novel was trying to educate people!
How does that make any sense?!
Imagine turning on an adult video ready to please yourself and instead of the scenes you want to co up, it starts talking about politics or so other random thing!
It felt as if he was listening to a lecture on n and won’s purity for 100 minutes.
‘You'd turn into a Saint after reading the first line.’
What was the intentions of an erotic novel?
Why did people want to read these novels?
Would it have been different if he had not called it an erotic novel?
The problem would be even worse if that was the case.
No suspense or clear progression and the ambiguous conversations.
This made that novel about an invisible reptile seem charming!
[1]
That wasn’t the only reaction.
“Umm......hyung-nim.”
“What is it?”
“Umm, there’s a part I can’t get past because there’s a word I don’t understand......”
“What word don’t you get?”
“Umm, what does ...... neumryeol ?? (凜烈) an?” [2]
“It ans that it’s extrely cold.”
“What about......chisung ??(致誠)?”
“Giving it your best.”
“And gihwi ??(忌諱)?”
“That ans reluctant......but those are all things that co up in the first line of the novel. Are you saying you're still stuck on the first line?”
They started to cry instead of responding.
“Damn it, you damn restorer! How the hell did you finish this?!”
“Co on hyung-nim, that bastard is an Ivy League graduate. Of course he can read it!”
Yoo Jaeha scoffed in response.
He couldn't understand over half of it either.
Anyway, there was a reason this could be considered a candidate for one of the 10 worst books in the world.
‘How could he have such stellar writing skills but write a novel that seems to have co from an alien world?’
This truly was a talent of its own.
Yoo Jaeha couldn't hold back anymore and decided to bite the bullet.
“Captain-nim, you really haven't read an erotic novel before have you! Wait, have you ever watched porn before?”
“I have, but why?”
“Then why the hell is the secretary we are waiting for not there and you just talk about damn artifacts?! Are you fishing?”
Ju-Heon looked confused.
“She’s there. She’s the Tomb Raider's secretary.”
“Shut up! There’s just one line about her! She’s not even human! Damn it, the rope could probably write sothing better if I gave it a pen!”
“!”
Ju-Heon seed completely shocked after hearing that.
He wouldn't usually be affected by sothing soone said, but comparing him to an artifact was like giving him poison.
Ju-Heon turned serious as Yoo Jaeha expected he would.
Most comparisons would be fine but he thought a damn artifact would write better than a human?
It was that bad?
However, the rope who heard its na grabbed a pen and started to move.
[$&#$#&*]
Master! Should I try writing one? Should I try writing one?
Ju-Heon looked at the rope and started to grind his teeth.
“Then what do I need to write to gain fans?”
“I looked into it and apparently sothing like this was popular with high school girls in the past.”
High school girls?
Ju-Heon beca interested but soon ended up receiving multiple shocks.
It was because the novel that was said to be popular was like this.
[“You’re the first to kiss my lips --^ How are you going to take responsibility for it? ==^”]
Soh Eun-Yul, the strongest student, rubbed his lips as he beca angry. ‘Why the hell?! It wasn’t my fault at all -0-;;; but it's best to beg in such a situation!’
[“I'm sorry ?.? ah that damn motherf*cking class rep ??^ Wait no, I an, I'm sorry ^^;;;”]
Ju-Heon received quite the culture shock and just said one thing.
“......I'm done with novels.”
This was not a territory he could replicate.
‘It’s an extrely profound world.’
So, he’ll just forget about novels.
‘Let’s just go explore so tombs.’
Ju-Heon gave up on becoming an author.
Of course, he could always write the famous novels from the future to beco popular. But Ju-Heon was soone who believed the original owners deserved that fa.
His subordinates were relieved at Ju-Heon's decision but Ju-Heon started to think.
‘Hmm, then how would I gain followers?’
Yoo Jaeha smiled bitterly while watching him think.
“I know you’re trying to figure out a way. It’s disappointing, how about just giving up on upgrading the artifacts’ rankings? Politicians and Entertainnt companies would not struggle so much if it was so easy to gain a massive following.”
But at that mont...
[The bizarre incident in Kyoto where only won are disappearing is still continuing.]
[This incident is suspected to be related to the nearby cult.]
[The base of this cult is extrely mysterious as anybody who tries to enter are all murdered by the female believers.]
[Furthermore, there is a large tomb inside this cult’s territory that is currently being investigated to see if there are any relations to the missing won incident.]
Ju-Heon's subordinates and Irene all had so to say about this.
“Wow, the leader of that cult is suspicious. Maybe that damn leader bastard is kidnapping the won.”
“It could be the tomb as well.”
Ju-Heon chuckled.
He had not paid any attention to this missing won incident because he wasn’t interested. But Ju-Heon knew the culprit behind this incident.
‘That’s definitely the harem artifact’s doing.’
It was obvious even if he didn’t know the details.
‘That cult leader used the harem artifact to kidnap won.’
He just ignored it because he wasn’t interested right now.
‘Even if I get it, it’s just an artifact I'd sell at a high price to a pervert.’
Ju-Heon explained and then n were extrely envious.
“Wow, a harem artifact. There’s only a sausage fest here.”
Yoo Jaeha flinched at that comnt and raised his hand as if he wanted to ask a question.
“Captain-nim. I am going to ask a serious question.”
“What is it?”
“Does our Tomb raiding team have a ban on won?”
“No? What’s with the sudden question?”
Yoo Jaeha's face lit up and his eyes started to spar-kle.
“We’re at the age when we’d be longing for won. Please pick so female team mbers......and let us have so chances at so intra-team relationship......”
Ju-Heon started to laugh.
“I guess you have a ton of ti on your hands if you can say such nonsense. Fine. I'll give you so more work.”
“N, no. It’s not like that!”
“Shut up.”
“Damn it!”
‘This wasn’t what I wanted!’
Yoo Jaeha sniffled and Ju-Heon turned toward Irene and smiled.
“What nonsense when you get to study with a beautiful lady every day.”
"Well, Irene, she!”
Yoo Jaeha was about to say sothing before he stopped himself.
Although this artifactphile wasn't interested, anybody could tell that Irene was quite interested in Ju-Heon.
‘I’m so jealous.’
Ju-Heon chuckled at that comnt.
“Well, don't worry. There’s at least two won I'm looking for.”
Ju-Heon’s Tomb raiding team had two female mbers in the past.
But those two would probably not be interested in these guys at all.
But Irene imdiately started to beco curious about the two won Ju-Heon was talking about.
Actually, becoming concerned would be more accurate.
“Aww, then that ans that this sausage fest is going to continue for a while.”
Ju-Heon just started to laugh at Yoo Jaeha’s comnt.
“No. I'll let you see plenty of won.”
“E, excuse ?”
Yoo Jaeha questioned his ears at that mont.
“What did you just say......”
“That.”
“Huh?”
“I will use them to create my fans.”
“Ex, excuse ? I thought you said you weren’t going to write anymore......”
Ju-Heon smiled wickedly while they looked anxious.
“Why should I work hard to create fans myself?”
“W, what?”
“I just need to steal the fans soone else has gathered.”
“W, what did you say?”
Their jaws dropped.
What was he thinking?
“Umm, are you talking about swiping those won who are gathered together in that cult......”
“It's perfect. I'm concerned about the large tomb that appeared in that cult’s territory as well. It might be one of the 7 Great Tombs.”
They beca anxious.
"Are you sure you are interested in the tomb?!”
Ju-Heon then got up regardless of what they had to say.
It seed as if he was planning on adding the title of Monarch of Harem to his list.
1. Comparing it to the novel Invisible Dragon, famous in Korea for being SO BAD. If you want to give it a read... sensjtrans/projects/invisible-dragon but do it at your own peril.
2. Left those words as is because 1. It is explained in the next sentence and he’s not that dumb to ask what extrely cold ans. That’s the case with all words down below as well.
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