Chapter 405: Side Story 19 - Drunken Shit talk (The Devil has descended) (2)
Translator: miraclerifle
“Mr. Ju-Heon, this way!”
A familiar girl grabbed Ju-Heon’s arm. It was not a nun this ti.
"G, Galina!”
Ilya gasped after seeing his childhood friend. Galina was a blonde beauty.
Ju-Heon seed shocked at her appearance.
Well, he was probably not as shocked as Ilya though.
“Galina, what are you doing right now?! Get away!”
However, Galina completely ignored him and pulled Ju-Heon.
“Co on, hurry!”
“Hey! Wait, stop right there! Galina!”
Galina was running off with Ju-Heon. The other priests grabbed the back of their necks as they watched.
“Why?! Why did it have to be that child?!”
“Anyway, this is not the ti for us to be standing around.”
“Hurry up and seal all doors and activate the tracking artifacts!”
While they were doing that, Ju-Heon, who had been dragged away by Galina, was gasping for breath and was about to die.
“How the hell are you so fast?! That is not normal for people!”
Galina, who had run like a deer, started laughing.
“You’re just slow, Mr. Ju-Heon.”
“Bullshit. You used an artifact. I can sll it on you.”
“!”
Galina seed shocked. Ju-Heon was able to feel an artifact’s aura that normal people would not be able to feel.
“Wow, Mr. Ju-Heon, you really have quite the talent.”
“It’s not talent. I just worked my ass off until it worked.”
“But you are not allowed to use artifacts despite such skills? You really couldn’t get permission from Pandora?”
Ju-Heon frowned in response. The comnts from that motherfucking Pandora employee were echoing in his mind.
It was a few months ago.
‘Ah. You want to get the artifact user permit?’
‘Yes sir. Here is my application...’
‘Mr. Seo Ju-Heon, I'm sorry but you cannot be registered as an artifact user. As a result, I cannot give you a permit either.’
‘Excuse ? Why can’t I be registered? I can even use A-Grade artifacts!’
‘I’m not sure, but that is not enough.’
‘Are you joking? You should only need to be able to use B-Grade artifacts to be registered as an artifact user and get permission to excavate tombs!’
‘I already told you no. Umm, we have too many artifact users right now.’
‘Is that so? Then what about those B-Grade bastards over there shalessly getting registered?’
‘Anyway, Mr. Seo Ju-Heon, please co back when you can handle a SS-Grade artifact or sothing.’
‘Those motherfucking Pandora bastards. I really need to go into tombs.’
Ju-Heon was an errand boy for the art thugs at this ti. Well, he had been one until about two months ago.
He put his life on the line and escaped after his big bro, Inspector Kim, got seriously injured. Ju-Heon barely managed to escape while almost ending up as a human trafficking victim.
‘More importantly, I need money for his surgery.’
Inspector Kim had lost a leg while protecting civilians from a Tomb Appearance and also needed an organ transplant because of tomb syndro.
However, the country didn't do much for him. Well, the so-called ‘leaders’ called him a hero and gave him a certificate while taking so photos with him, but that stupid paper was useless.
‘The donations he got were taken from him too.’
Cousins, distant relatives, anybody related to him practically showed up after hearing he got so money and hindered him so much.
Anyway, they had tried everything but failed. In the end, Ju-Heon chose artifact smuggling.
However...
‘Little punk, you dare to go through our area without our permission?’
‘!’
The artifacts he worked so hard to get were stolen by large excavation teams. If he got lucky and managed to escape from them, he got caught by that shitty Pandora.
‘Fuck, this won't do. I need to sohow get a high-grade artifact so that I can personally excavate tombs.’
That was why Ju-Heon tried to join an excavation team, but...
‘Fuck, this son of a bitch stole my artifact!’
‘I didn't! I’m innocent. I didn't steal anything!’
‘Then what is this in your bag?!’
‘Whaaat?! It happened again?!’
He didn’t know whether these artifact bastards were doing it on purpose, but they would often co into his bag to nap.
‘Damn it, these shitty bastards! What kind of grudges do they have against ?!’
The artifacts would jump up and down and say sothing every ti.
[#$#&!]
Your bag is perfect for naps!
[#$$#&!]
Man, this bastard seems quite useful! Hurry up and serve us! Serve us!
Of course, he had no idea what they were saying, since he did not have Mammon at this ti.
But things like that kept happening until he got blacklisted as a thieving bastard and couldn't join any excavation teams.
"Well, whatever. I will excavate a high-grade tomb on my own then.”
Galina laughed at him.
“Is that why you ca to the Vatican? You wanted to get your hands on a SS-Grade artifact?”
Ju-Heon pouted.
That was right.
He ca to the Vatican to get the SS-Grade artifact that was said to be here.
Most artifacts at that level had masters already, but this artifact was being displayed to the public without having a master.
‘I can be at the level of the Monarchs if I get that.’
He would have power. He would be able to openly register as an artifact user as well.
Those Pandora bastards would no longer be able to say that they won't let him register or any other bullshit.
“Anyway, I don’t plan on leaving the Vatican until I get my hands on it.”
As Ju-Heon was about to move...
“Hmph, you think soone like you will be able to handle that?”
“!”
Ju-Heon was kicked by soone.
“Ugh!”
The person pushing down on Ju-Heon as if to stomp him was Ilya.
“I got you now, you thieving bastard.”
“!”
Ilya took out so rope and started tying Ju-Heon up.
“You damn thieving bastard, you're going straight to the police station...”
“Kyaaaa! Ilya! You dare to step on our Mr. Ju-Heon?! Move your dirty foot off right now!”
“?!”
Ilya couldn't believe it after Galina beca angry and kicked him off.
"Galina! Whose side are you on?!”
“Do you even need to ask?! Of course I am on Mr. Ju-Heon's side!”
“W, what?!”
Ilya had a ntal breakdown for a mont before his eyes opened with anger.
"Ah, whatever! I'm going to hand this bastard over to Pandora today. You’ll never be able to see his face...”
“Who is going to hand who over?”
“Ugh!”
Ju-Heon kicked Ilya this ti.
‘!’
Ju-Heon had gotten out of the ropes and was sneering at Ilya.
“Do you think it is my first ti being tied up? You retard. Ah, I'm so fucking hungry.”
“......!”
Ju-Heon looked toward Ilya with annoyance.
“Anyway, I'm completely penniless right now. I used every cent I had to buy a plane ticket to co here so I don’t even have a place to stay. So, please and thank you.”
“For what?”
“Are you dumb? I'm saying let stay at your place starting today.”
‘Is he fucking crazy?’
“You don’t have to do it if you don't want to. I can just sleep at Galina’s house. It’s getting too cold to sleep in the streets now.”
‘What the hell did this shaless bastard just say?’
“Unbelievable. But it is useless. Galina is too cautious of a girl to let a bastard like you into her hou...”
“My goodness, you are welco any ti, Mr. Ju-Heon! Do you want to use my bed too? I can sleep on the floor!”
“?!”
The expression on Ilya’s face was quite the spectacle. Ju-Heon then slowly put his hand on Galina’s shoulder.
“No, no. I can’t let a lady sleep on the floor. Let’s just sleep together. Hehe.”
“#$&#$!”
Ilya had a ntal breakdown and imdiately grabbed him.
“Okay, I’ll let you borrow my room so don't go to Galina’s place! DON’T EVER GO THERE!”
“Okay, we have a deal.”
Ilya was snorting internally.
‘You'll just be captured at my place. I’ll call the Pandora people over while you are there.’
But as he had that thought...
"I don't care if you call those Pandora bastards, but Galina may be taken too.”
“?!”
“I'm going to tell them that Galina helped .”
‘This son of a bitch!’
“So be a good boy and serve well. Food should be Korean and as for the bed... a queen bed will do.”
‘Oh father in heaven, do you have no desires to take this son of a bitch away right now?’
Seo Ju-Heon.
The Asian guy suddenly appeared in the Vatican a few weeks ago.
Ilya was grinding his teeth while making rice and boiling soup.
Today's nu was sothing called Kimchi-jjigae. He didn't know what kind of dish this kimchi-jjigae was, but...
‘Isn't it similar to a borscht (a Russian traditional red vegetable soup made with beets)?’
It was at that mont.
“You call this a kimchi-jjigae? Make it again, you idiot.”
Ilya’s hands started shaking. ‘I'm going to kill him!’
“I'm going to go to Galina’s house if you don’t make it properly.”
“Damn it!”
He seed to detest Ju-Heon as he slamd down salt into Ju-Heon's rice bowl.
Ju-Heon laughed as he asked.
“You like Galina, don’t you?”
“Like hell I like her!”
“Then did you beco a Vatican priest for her too?”
“!”
Ilya frowned.
Ju-Heon was not wrong.
‘Galina is possessed by a devil.’
Galina was Ilya’s childhood friend and the woman he loved. However, Galina was possessed by a low-grade devil a few years ago.
They had called all of the famous exorcists, but all of them failed.
‘I heard that the Vatican has the only way to heal her.’
However, they did not share that thod with just anybody. That was why Ilya had made up his mind.
‘I will go in there myself to find out.’
It didn't matter that he would have to beco a priest, practice abstinence, and never be able to marry.
He would give it all up as long as Galina could be happy.
It could have seed reckless, but Ilya had the talents to do it.
Of course, Galina did not like him becoming a Vatican priest.
‘Ilya, stop it if you are trying to beco a priest for .’
Ilya had sneered at Galina when she said that.
‘Are you crazy? Why would I choose a life of abstinence for soone like you?’
‘What? But...’
‘Get lost. Your little princess syndro is too much. I’ve been studying divinity because of my uncle and I’ve been religious my whole life. I also heard that priests and pastors make a decent amount of money. They also have power.’
‘......You're going to receive divine punishnt.’
Anyway, Ilya finished his studies and started as a new priest before he caught the attention of a bishop and was able to beco an Exorcism priest.
‘I should be able to heal Galina in a little bit.’
It was perfect now that he knew the thod. But this bastard Seo Ju-Heon...!
“I'll buy you so candy. Can you please go back ho?”
“What? I can’t leave this country until I get that SS-Grade artifact you guys have.”
“Haaa..............”
Ilya put his hand against his forehead as if he was tired.
“That SS-Grade artifact is the artifact of God's Authority. You won’t be able to handle it.”
“What?”
“Can’t you only use B-Grade artifacts? I can tell with one glance.”
Ju-Heon beca angry.
“Hey, don't look down on ! Although I don’t have one right now, I can easily handle a SS-Grade artifact! I've done so before!”
“Oh wow, for real? But soone with enough talent to be a Monarch has to rely on petty theft because he can't go into a tomb?”
“This son of a bitch doesn't believe .”
“Hmph, Pandora would have respectfully escorted you to their offices if you really could handle a SS-Grade artifact. And...”
"And?”
"That SS-Grade artifact is mine.”
“!”
“It is the artifact that can heal Galina. I should be able to get that artifact if I build up my foundations a bit more in the Vatican.”
“Man, I'm going to take it before that happens.”
“Like I said, you will never be able to handle it.”
“Okay then, let’s make a bet.”
“What?”
Ju-Heon smiled.
“What will you do if I can use that SS-Grade artifact?”
“I swear in the Lord’s na that I will be your errand boy.”
Ilya then laughed.
“That’s right, you son of a bitch. You are my slave now.”
Ju-Heon chuckled as he snuck into the museum.
The Vatican museum was very dark as the lights were off. It was easy to get lost but it didn’t matter to Ju-Heon.
He just needed to use the artifact Galina gave him.
‘Mr. Ju-Heon, this should help you get that SS-Grade artifact.’
Galina had saved him from dying in the streets of Italy. She seed to want for Ju-Heon to take that Divine-Grade artifact.
‘Well, sothing like this would be easy even without Galina's help.’
As Ju-Heon got close to the SS-Grade artifact...
“Freeze!”
“!”
The museum lights suddenly turned on and both priests and guards rushed over to him.
Ju-Heon frowned. Ilya must have sniffed him out and brought the others over.
“You are done for, Seo Ju-Heon.”
Ju-Heon just sneered and used an artifact.
Flash!
Ju-Heon broke the glass case as soon as the flash grenade exploded.
Clang!
The SS-Grade artifact inside the glass case was an artifact in the shape of Saint Mary.
"Sorry, but this is mine!”
Ju-Heon activated the artifact to contract with it right away.
“T, that bastard!”
However...
“!”
Ju-Heon, who looked as if he would contract with the artifact, suddenly frowned.
It was not because it was fake.
‘This is...!’
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