Chapter 846: Chapter 467: Not a Traditional Board Ga Chapter 846: Chapter 467: Not a Traditional Board Ga After thousands of Ren Lang Troop soldiers joined Xien Waidao and others’ base, Fang Cheng thought they would bring so chaos, but the situation surprised him.
The first batch of Ren Lang soldiers underwent Liuzi’s “education,” and after they stepped down from what looked like electrotherapy chairs, the way the first group of volunteers looked at Liuzi had changed.
They removed their gas masks and took out the earplugs inserted in their ears, a stream of blood flowed from their ear canals and dripped to the ground along their earlobes.
Taking a closer look, Liuzi found that their earplugs were absurdly long and had sharp spikes at the ends, which allowed the earplugs to penetrate their eardrums and prevent the eardrums from regenerating.
Realizing what these were used for, Liuzi shivered violently and then whispered quietly, “Is Fang Cheng’s thinking still stuck on ‘Reincarnation Land’? I feel that there’s sothing very off about these soldiers.”
“Liuzi, I share your view,” Xien Waidao agreed.
Noticing the stunned looks from Liuzi and Xien Waidao, the sergeant ca over and explained, “Because of contamination by the shadows, we constantly hear voices from the shadows in our heads. These voices make us continuously degenerate into madness, eventually turning into ferocious zombies.”
Picking up a thin earplug, he inserted it into his ear in front of them and said, “These voices are everywhere and very noisy. Even in our sleep, we can’t banish these voices from our minds. To avoid hearing them, we adopted this thod. By destroying the eardrums with earplugs, we gain brief peace. However, due to our immortality, our eardrums quickly grow back, so we have to remove the earplugs periodically.”
Seeing the sergeant about to demonstrate further, Liuzi imdiately interrupted him and told the sergeant, “That’s enough, I don’t need it.”
“Why not need it? Look how useful, I think this knowledge is pretty important,” Xien Waidao said discontentedly, looking at Liuzi.
“What are you going to use this knowledge for?”
“Of course, I will use it for so fascinating purposes.”
“I don’t want to talk with soone with such a heavy taste like you, get yourself over there.”
“Call ‘Little Xiexie’ when you need and label heavy taste when you don’t, huh? What do you take for?”
“Get over there!”
After shooing Xien Waidao away, Liuzi looked at the sergeant and asked, “If I’m not mistaken, after my brainwashing—no, I an education—you can’t hear that voice anymore, right?”
“Yes,” the sergeant nodded vigorously. “Not completely silent, but your education built a wall in the experinters’ minds. Those strange voices were blocked by this wall, allowing us to gain monts of tranquility.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the sergeant looked at Liuzi sincerely and said, “Though I don’t understand the principle, you’ve solved a major problem for us Ren Lang. I earnestly request that you continue helping us, beco a military dic in our troop, and keep supporting us.”
Liuzi hadn’t replied when he noticed the town’s financial inco beginning to skyrocket.
Just by solving a rational problem for the werewolves, their happiness index kept increasing and translating into a steady flow of ga currency into the players’ accounts.
Seeing all this money, Liuzi knew he couldn’t refuse.
They were offering too much!
Looking at his account, which was overflowing, and then at Xien Waidao, who was starting to swagger beside him, Liuzi found that Xien Waidao was indeed a genius at tis.
After driving away so demanding, constantly bickering NPCs who weren’t paying their taxes, their town’s happiness index imdiately rose, making it one of the happiest towns among all players’ towns.
Moreover, after letting the werewolves in, Liuzi found they were perfect residents.
Each Ren Lang soldier possessed formidable military capabilities, and the shadow’s contamination gave them a slight immortality.
This immortality couldn’t make them as strong as heroic units, but it allowed them to gradually regenerate their bodies, with a significantly increased recovery rate for stamina and energy.
And they didn’t mind working alongside the “zombies.” A few tis, Liuzi even saw them looking enviously at these “zombies,” apparently considering not having to think as sothing enviable.
They didn’t even need food or water; they just needed to stand and sleep for five minutes a day to recharge, then continue helping to build the place and direct zombies.
Having been tornted by those strange voices for a long period, and now not hearing them anymore, they felt imnsely happy with their current life. Each unit could provide a vast amount of currency, allowing Xien Waidao, Liuzi, and Wang to research this place’s technology freely.
“This is life!” exclaid Wang, surrounded by diapers. “I feel like I could stay here for a year.”
“Just to study diapers?” Fang Cheng asked skeptically, watching them.
“Don’t underestimate diapers! Do you know how great diapers are? This invention has effectively reduced the incidence of diaper rash and other diseases in infants and toddlers, and it significantly cuts down the working ti for stay-at-ho dads. Plus, there’s nothing more reassuring than a diaper when you’re stuck in a traffic jam on the highway! Just imagine, when you’re on a date, when you’re out for a run, when you’re alone at a bar, a diaper provides the ultimate peace of mind during lonely and cold tis, knowing that a clean and fresh diaper is there protecting you—preserving your dignity as an adult.”
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