Chapter 574: Chapter 332: Cringe-worthy Plot (First Update)_2
Chapter 574: Chapter 332: Cringe-worthy Plot (First Update)_2
Even Xu Qingling joined in and, drawing on her experience from opening an amusent park, started to contribute her ideas non-stop.
“The haunted house here is too simple. We can add so more realistic elents, like turning this place into a cubicle office and then have a bald man here pressuring you to work overti.”
“Sounds pretty scary, but where’s the ghost?”
“This uncle would be the most annoying kind of ghost.”
“Makes sense, but would anyone visit such a broken place?”
“Let’s tweak it a bit. We’ll randomly kill off a visitor and then let them haunt others as a ghost. After all, every other part of this ga is quite bizarre, so this fits right in.”
“That sounds good, and we can even place a defibrillator next to it for resuscitation to make it more interesting.”
“How do you guys think the facility should be upgraded?”
“After visitors play a certain number of tis, then use a prop to upgrade it.”
“And how do we get the prop?”
“Drop it when a visitor is killed, how’s that?”
“…Don’t you think the visitors are dying too frequently?”
“No worries, we have the awarding life mushroom here, just let the visitors have one.”
Listening to the planners’ continuous bursts of inspiration, Fang Cheng felt that this ga should be pretty fun.
After implenting all the ideas, the ga finally reached its release date.
When the players learned that Fang Cheng Studio had produced another ga so quickly, they were filled with despair.
[I haven’t had enough of “Limit World” yet, and now you release a new ga? What about my liver?]
[Please slow down, I actually want to sleep for an hour or two each day.]
[It’s all a conspiracy from Fang Cheng Studio! They definitely want to turn us into invalids who can’t live without their gas! Hehe, I’ve figured it out!]
[Please don’t be so quick, I’m worried you’ll drop dead from exhaustion, though it’s likely I’ll drop dead first.]
Of course, there were paid posters shouting, “Good things co to those who wait,” accusing Fang Cheng Studio of wanting to make a quick buck and take off – advising others not to give them the chance!
So failed to grasp the unique art of sarcasm on the Chinese internet, mistaking the players’ complaints as genuine dissatisfaction with Fang Cheng Studio, thinking this was an opportunity to be seized.
But the players responded with disdain to these comnts.
We’re just here for fun, how about you don’t co out and talk smack?
Amidst the clamor and anticipation from the players, “My Amusent Park” went live.
The players flocked to it, but as soon as they arrived, they felt deceived.
Where’s the amusent park?
Where’s my big amusent park?
When the in-ga bus stopped at the entrance, the eager players who arrived first were greeted by a desolate empty lot – the so-called amusent park was nowhere to be seen.
Wang, who was streaming live, also looked confused at the scene.
He rembered the ga’s cover depicting a grand amusent park teeming with visitors, all wearing happy smiles on their faces.
But now, there was no amusent park, no visitors, not even the joy was left.
“Boss, stop spacing out, co over and start building your own amusent park.”
At the sound of this voice, Wang turned his head and saw an NPC standing not far away, looking at him politely.
The NPC was a small-sized white cat with a gentle and considerate expression, but after looking for a while, Wang muttered in confusion, “Gong Gong?”
“Why is it you again, Wang? If you’ve got nothing to do, why don’t you go out and get a real job?”
“I’m a ga strear, playing gas every day is my job.”
“Is that so?” Gong Gong showed an exaggerated expression, “You’re such a noob, I thought you were a delivery guy. You always manage to deliver the most pathetic performances right when I can’t find my pickled electronic vegetables.”
“Don’t go overboard!”
Wang appropriately displayed an expression of being overwheld, acting out a washed-up UP host who had been hurt.
However, the audience in his live stream was completely unappreciative.
[Old Man, your performance today was a bit exaggerated, I can only give you fifty points.]
[That’s right, you say you’re overwheld, but there’s no change in your eyes, you won’t achieve greater things like this.]
[I suggest dressing in drag, it would make for a better show.]
Looking at the audience in the live stream, Wang realized these people were becoming harder and harder to fool.
In the past, this tactic could have scamd so tips from them, but now these stingy gars wouldn’t part with their money.
If he didn’t pull off so tough stunt, he might truly beco irrelevant.
But he was also considered a high-end player, and “My Amusent Park” was a simulation managent ga. Such gas could offer solid opportunities for creating content, as long as his creativity was big enough, then he wouldn’t worry about lacking viewers.
So, he went up to Gong Gong, the white cat, and asked, “This ti it’s the newbie tutorial, right? What should I do?”
“Hmm? I thought you would be getting your hands dirty yourself this ti, busy for a dozen hours chopping trees, then becoming a joke.”
“The sa trick won’t work on !”
“Where did this grassroots Saint Seiya co from… Anyway, let’s start the newbie storyline. First of all, congratulations on inheriting a brand-new amusent park. Your grandfather was hospitalized a while back, so he handed over his amusent park to you to manage.”
“Wait, where is the amusent park?”
“Oh, he had severe procrastination. It’s been ten years and he never managed to build his amusent park, so it’s up to you now. By the way, he was later scamd by a telecommunications fraud, then went alone to the scamr’s base, took back all the money, won three hundred million in the lottery, got overly excited and then hospitalized.”
Listening to Gong Gong’s emotionless background introduction, Wang felt that the experiences of his own grandfather seed to be more interesting.
You’re just a backdrop; there’s no need to make yourself sound so dramatic.
“Don’t pay too much attention to the background story, you’re not interested in delving into it anyway, let’s move on to the next step. First, you need to clear the weeds.”
Looking at the vast wasteland before him, Wang incredulously said, “How do I clear it? Are you giving extra startup funds to do it?”
“No money, use your brain.”
“What use is a brain right now? Surely you don’t expect to convince these weeds to leave.”
Wang was just making a sarcastic remark, but the white cat Gong Gong turned away, dissatisfied, and said, “Tch!”
“…You can’t be serious, did I guess right?”
In Wang’s astonished gaze, Gong Gong shouted, “The landlord is here, we’re not renting this place anymore, everyone pay your rent and find sowhere else to live.”
After that, the ground began to shake.
One by one, the burly weeds crawled out from underground, standing in front of Wang.
They were vibrant green, with well-built muscles, each weed standing three ters tall, while Wang, in their presence, seed as vulnerable as a child.
Having never seen such a spectacle, Wang’s mouth hung open, staring in terror as one of the weeds reached out its hand towards him, his pleas for rcy already on his lips, just waiting to be uttered.
However, the weed simply patted Wang on the shoulder in a friendly way, gave a thumbs up, and flashed a clear and handso smile, “Sorry for the inconvenience, we’ve been living at your place for so long, and today we finally t the landlord. It feels a bit awkward to have stayed so long, so in addition to the rent, this is a little sothing for you, I hope you accept it.”
Looking at the packet of seeds handed over by the weed, Wang thought these weeds were truly cheeky.
And this newbie storyline was just too absurd!
After delivering these ‘gifts’, the leading weed continued to speak to Wang, “Now that we’re acquaintances, I’m the Head around here, call if you need anything. Oh, and if you’re ever short on cash, co to , I’ve got plenty of decent positions that suit soone in need.”
“…Oh.”
After waving goodbye to the weeds, Wang finally realized what he had just experienced.
Was he really having a friendly chat with a weed?
Could the settings of this ga really be this wild?
What does that make ?
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