"STIKE NUMBER 7 BABY!" Angela got her seventh strike in a row, a seven-bagger. She felt extrely good, even though Addison and Brittany also had the sa score as her, getting strikes evrey ti.
The reason she was so excited was that Jin was sucking so badly that you would assu a child was playing right now.
He guttered the first round, or fra (bowling sucks). Then, he managed to hit so pins, but missed getting the spares or whatever it’s called. After that, it was just the sa thing over and over again.
He even used his powers, and he was still doing terribly. It was as if he were cursed by the bowling gods.
"My turn." Jin got up, placed a spell on his bowling ball, then gave that badboy a sweet...roll? He tossed that shit onto the lane, and it was rolling like balls do in this situation, dammit.
"Co on! Co on! That’s it! Gim a strike! All I need is a strike!" Jin was sweating and was anxious. He needed at least one strike to shut Angela up.
Right as his ball was about to hit the pins, it just swerved to the side and went into the gutter as if soone had moved it. The physics of that movent made no sense at all.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! BRITTANY!"
"Hey, that wasn’t ! I promise!" She was telling the truth.
Addison and Angela also didn’t do anything to the ball either. That’s just how cursed Jin was at bowling.
"Fuck , man."
"Okay. When?" Angela asked
"Shut up."
"It’s my turn." Addison went up, grabbed her ball, then got another strike. "This is too easy."
"You all are cheating, I already know it!" Jin refused to believe that he was this bad at bowling.
"Don’t worry, Jin. I think you’re doing your best." Addison smiled at him.
That only made him feel even worse.
"Thanks, I guess. I knew I should have challenged them to a fighting ga instead. I’d beat the shit out of these clowns!"
"You think you can beat in Jekken 8?" Brittany was a huge Jekken player, so she took that as a challenge.
"Hell yeah, I can. I’d beat Angela in Mortal Fighting 12 and Addison in Street Attacker 6! I know those gas are the ones you all are best at, and I’m better than all of you!" Jin wanted all the smoke.
Angela was not going to let her honor be attacked like that. "Ohoho! You little rat! You think you can beat in Mortal Fighting 12? The last ti we played, I...okay, you won, but it was close!"
"Who won?" Jin asked
"You did, but it was close!"
"Who won?" He asked again.
"Dick!"
"That’s what I thought."
Addison, on the other hand, was wondering why Jin would think that he could beat her in Street Attacker 6 when she was the grand champion of a tournant.
"Jin, you know I’m just that girl, right? Like, I’m her. I’m, what do you call it, Goated?"
"Addison, you’re better than the nobodies you played against. You haven’t seen what I can do!"
While the four of them were bickering about who could beat whom in their favorite fighting gas, crazy things were going on in space at the sa ti.
[Moon Base]
"Director Blackshore!" A scientist called out to her.
"Please, call Trinity. I’m only 30. I don’t wanna feel like an old woman."
"Understood. Director Trinity, this creature, this Láspi, is very interesting."
"How so?"
"Look at this. We managed to get a piece of the Láspi to test its resistance to many things. So far, nearly nothing worked. Acid, poison, bacteria, diseases, fire, lava, and more. This creature is just immune to it."
Trinity took a look at all of their research and was greatly impressed. "That’s amazing! Is there a substance that managed to harm this creature?"
"Yes. We learned that anything with charged electrons can harm the creature."
"So lightning, electricity, electromagnetic waves, and so on?" Trinity asked
"Yes. But that is not all. Radiation can also harm it. However, it has so resistance to it. Prolonged exposure harms the creature."
"I see. Make sure to send this information to Mrs Horton on the ground."
"We’re giving her live updates every second."
"Good. How is the extraction going?" Trinity asked
"Great! Since we’re using robots to collect the stones, tal, and interact with the Láspi, we haven’t had any problems dealing with it."
Trinity liked how efficiently her people were operating. "Good. Let know if anything else cos up."
"Understood. Wait, what’s this doing?" The scientist peeked into the reinforced glass box that the Láspi was in.
"Is sothing wrong?" Trinity asked
"I don’t know. The Láspi is shaking uncontrollably; it’s as if it’s spazzing out. This is sothing that I haven’t seen before." The scientist started docunting what she was seeing.
"DIRECTOR BLACKSHORE!" Another scientist ca running inside the room.
"I said not to...sigh... never mind. What is it?"
"It’s the Láspi! It just exploded!"
"What?!"
Just then, the piece of the Láspi in the lab exploded as well. The explosion wasn’t catastrophic or anything. It was more akin to a water balloon popping.
"D-Did it die?" The scientist asked
"Who knows. We need to docunt this so that—" The glass cracked, cutting off the first scientist who was speaking.
"D-Did the glass just crack?" Trinity asked
"Y-Yes, director."
"That glass is reinforced as well, right?"
"Yes, director. Super reinforced."
"So the fact that it cracked is bad news, right?"
"Very bad news."
"You two should run now," Trinity suggested.
The second scientist ran for his life. The second one didn’t, wanting to stay behind to docunt what was going to happen.
"Look, director, the Láspi is reforming!"
Trinity’s eyes widened. "No! It’s not reforming! It’s evolving! MO—" It was too late.
The strand of the Láspi broke out of the glass cage, sending a shockwave of telekinesis that blasted the two won back.
The Láspi looked like sli that traversed like a slug or snail, but then started running, looking like when soone pulled their hand away from a sticky substance.
The Láspi jumped onto the scientist, then dove inside her mouth.
"D-Director! Arghh! ARGHHH! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She was dissolved and absorbed, gaining the woman’s powers, which were enhanced intelligence. It then morphed into a humanoid sli, still wearing the woman’s clothing.
Trinity couldn’t believe what had just happened. "Shit!"
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