It was three in the afternoon on planet slol, and there were only fifteen minutes left to the deadline announced by general Quaker.
At this ti, in the hangar of the Quaker Army's underground base, thousands of soldiers in beige military uniforms of the Quaker Army had lined up neatly and were ready to set off.
However, before they set off, general Quaker had to personally give a speech to boost everyone's morale.
[Creak creak creak creak creak creak creak]
Before Quaker appeared, rhythmic music was played on the huge screen on the side of the hangar.
Two seconds after the music started, Quaker, who was wearing a military uniform and had an ambiguous smile on his face, appeared on the screen.
[You'll be fine if you work hard.] He said to the cara with a smile.
[You also need to have hobbies.] The scene changed, and Quaker tore an officer in half with his bare hands, blood splattering everywhere.
[Happy family, no problem.] The scene changed to him sitting on the sofa with many beautiful won and cute children.
[Give yourself so space.] The image flashed, and only Quaker was left alive on the sofa. He was still laughing among the bones of won and children.
[Joining the Quaker Army, no problem.]
[There's also the annual salary and benefits.]
Here, there were several close-up shots of Quaker's equipnt, resources, soldiers, and himself.
[The strongest illegal ard forces on slol, the kuike Army.]
Quaker turned his face to the side, held the military emblem with his face, and said to the cara,"[I'm Quaker, and this is my Army.]
[If you want to know more, please log in to the following website.]
[There's also a Quaker morial badge that you can get~]
The above ... Was the military recruitnt video of the Quaker Army. In this base, this video would be played from ti to ti.
The mont the film ended, Quaker strode to the high platform of the hangar. The big screen switched to a real-ti broadcast mode, and the cara was aid at the general's face.
"Uh huh ... Soldiers." Quaker cleared his throat and spoke into the microphone in front of him."The ti for the final battle has co!"
"Yay! Long live the general!"
"Long live Quaker!"
"I love you, Quaker!"
"Please try dating !"
The soldiers below (all n, without exception) were clamoring, their montum extrely strong. But for so reason, there were so strange shouts mixed in ...
A few seconds later, Quaker waved his hand, signaling for the people below to keep quiet.
After everyone was quiet again, Quaker continued,""This operation will be the beginning of our cuike Army's unification of the Milky Way." He clenched his fist with one hand and said loudly,"first, to dominate the sloo star, and then ..." He hesitated for a mont."That is ... Uh ... The next planet."
It was obvious that the general's strategy could only stop here. Before this goal was achieved, it would be difficult for him to plan for the next one ...
However, his subordinates did not care about this. They still responded to the general's declaration with great enthusiasm.
At this mont, suddenly ...
There was a loud bang.
In an instant, the earth shook and the mountains shook.
Almost everyone in the underground base staggered and fell to the ground. Only Quaker himself remained standing.
"What's going on?" Quaker's reaction was quite extraordinary. After a mont of panic, he shouted into the communication device he carried with him,"command, reply! Report the current situation!"
After a mont of silence, a response ca from the communicator, accompanied by a noisy interference sound."Re...Report, general! We were just attacked by a missile!" The voice paused for a mont and continued,"the camouflage on the surface has been completely destroyed, and the power supply is in a half-paralyzed state, but the ergency power supply should be able to last about a quarter of a universe."
"Bastard!" Quaker cursed,"how did we get hit by a missile? Didn't the base's missile defense system activate?"
"General ... Our system seems to ... Seem to have so problems ..." The other party replied.
"What?" "At this ti?" Quaker asked. He paused for half a second."Wait ... Could it be that the system has always been in a state of malfunction?"
"No, no." At this ti, the interference on the communicator disappeared, and the person who spoke was changed to another person. The person read in a lazy tone,"your ground defense and camouflage system was still operating as usual until two days ago, what a pity ..."
"Who are you?" Quaker's expression changed."Who's talking to ?"
"Hehe ..." The person on the other end of the communicator laughed evilly.
The next second, an Earthling's face appeared on the big screen behind Quaker.
"Good afternoon, everyone." Through the big screen and the broadcast system, Feng bujue said to everyone in the base,"I am ... The city-level hero from the superhuman Alliance, the Pixiu poker man."
"You ..." Quaker turned around and looked at the screen,"how did you ..."
"How did he hack into your system?" "Ha ... This is much easier than I thought," Feng bujue said. He smiled and said,"like all computer users who have anti-virus software turned on, your problem is not that your firewall is not advanced enough, but that you are too stupid."
As he said this, a photo of the seductive woman appeared on the big screen. It looked like she was naked, but several key parts were pixelated. At the bottom of the picture, there was a sign that said,"click here to view the unedited version for free."
"We used an advertisent pop-up window like this to successfully bypass your firewall." A few seconds later, the screen cut back to a close-up of Feng bujue's face."By the way ... At 2 pm, there were at least forty different models of equipnt in your base that were connected to the internet, and they were doing so entertainnt. Among them, more than half of the people who saw this picture clicked on this pop-up window that we spent only five minutes to create. "
"Damn it ..." The veins on Quaker's head popped out as he gritted his teeth."They actually used such a despicable thod ..."
"Is this a dirty question? You can only bla yourselves for being too naive. " "On earth," Feng bujue said,"even primary school students would not click on such a pop-up window."
"I don't care who you are, but if you think you can defeat with just a few missiles, you're gravely mistaken!" Quaker did not continue on this topic with Feng bujue. He changed the subject and said,"for bases like this, destroying one or two is nothing. I still have fourteen more similar ones ..."
"That's enough ..." Feng bujue used a quick and compassionate tone to stop the man's self-detonation."Please stop leaking information to ..." Brother Jue could not help but feel a sense of guilt when it ca to a battle of strategy with an alien with such low emotional intelligence."Even the exact number has been reported ... From the looks of it ... One has been built in every country in the slol Star Federation, right?"
"What ... What ..." Quaker was shocked and took half a step back."Who are you ... How can you even deduce such a thing ..."
Feng bujue slapped his own face.""It's not that impressive to be able to deduce such a thing ... Besides, I was just guessing, but your reaction directly confird my guess."
"Ah!" Quaker pretended to be enlightened, but then he was shocked and angry."You dare to trick !"
"I tricked you? What the hell am I trying to trick you? "I ..." Feng bujue wanted to say sothing else, but the feeling of his balls cracking (I think this is a perfect term to describe the pain in the balls) stopped him from doing so."Fine, fine ... I was wrong." He said,"anyway ... I have sothing important to tell you, and that is ..."
Brother Jue raised a hand and pointed upward.""The impact you felt just now was just a stationary shot. The real attack will be ..." He turned his head and looked out of the cara,"uh ... In three seconds."
"Ah!!!!" Quaker imdiately scread.
The Quaker soldiers who heard the broadcast or looked at the screen with him also scread in unison.
However, it was too late for them to do anything now.
Before this group of people could stop shouting, the second round ... Which was also the official round of missile bombardnt had arrived.
In less than a minute, the underground base of the Quaker Army was blasted into ruins from the inside out. The fuel, chas, weapons, ammunition, and so on stored in the base had all beco the explosives of the explosion.
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"It's like snatching a lollipop from a child. " When the attack ended, Feng bujue stood up in front of the control panel in the command center of the sloughs Alliance and mumbled to himself.
Right now, behind brother Jue were six heroes with complicated expressions.
They all looked at the poker man with a strange look, and they had the sa question in their hearts. Was Yingying really a hero? Are you sure he's not a spy sent by a supervillain?
"What's wrong?" Brother Jue asked them.
"Uh ..." Dr. Biubiu replied,"I didn't expect ... That general Quaker, who has been fighting against us for many years, to actually ... So easily ..."
"Yes, after many things are done, looking back ... You will find that it is not very difficult." Feng bujue added.
Actually, brother Jue's plan was not that complicated. All he did was contact the governnt of slolei and inform them of the coordinates, ti, and thod of the missile strike. Then, he asked Dr. Biubiu to write a program that could shut down the other party's defense system (for the doctor, this was a piece of cake, it could be done in a few minutes). Then, he asked the seductress for a photo and asked the doctor to use the photo to create an advertising pop-up virus program.
The problem was ... A plan of this level, even the slovians would not be able to co up with it. This was because their general logic was like this ... Although we know the location of the base of the Quaker Army, they have a missile defense system, so there is no need to think about missile attacks. Although we can write a program to shut down the other party's defense system, they have a firewall, so we don't have to think about hacking in. And so on ...
As for the pop-up windows, Fishing Software, bundle programs, and so on, even though they could be easily done from a technical point of view, they couldn't think of such ideas.
As a knowledgeable Earthling (objectively speaking, Earthlings had seen many things that people from other planets could not even imagine), Feng bujue had already read so information about the Sloans on the spaceship. After coming to the slou Alliance, he had listened to the story of general Quaker, and through the communication with the heroes, he had a general grasp of the personality and behavior of the slou people. Therefore, he planned such a battle.
"Oh, that's right," Then, Feng bujue thought of sothing and continued,"are there any other super criminals on your planet that are hard to deal with? since I'm already here, I might as well take care of them all."
His tone and expression when he said this was very much like the kind of big brother from a relative's family who was a few years older than , didn't have much contact with , and didn't even know his full na but was very good at playing gas."
During festivals, this kind of person would appear in your house, and with domineering, disdainful, or narcissistic eyes, he would easily clear all kinds of action gas that you couldn't beat in the na of playing with you, and point out all kinds of mistakes and shortcomings when you played. After that, you would check the progress of all the RPG gas you've played, comnt on your team, give spoilers on the plot and ending of the ga, and explain the hidden props, playing thods, or bugs.
In those simple, happy, and childhood years when the internet wasn't yet popular ... We were conquered by such people again and again.
"Even today, in this era where you can see complete ga guides by opening a web page and tapping on the keyboard, these guys" lofty images have not changed at all. This is because after I read the guides, I feel even more strongly ... That the people who were able to explore or morize these information on their own back then were truly amazing.
"Hmm ... There is." Dr. Biubiu stamred,"but are you sure you want to ..."
"Let see their information first." Feng bujue interrupted him, but his tone was still polite.
Hearing this, the heroes of the Lou Alliance didn't know what to do. A few seconds later, they all turned to look at tough man. This planet-grade hero had been left aside for a long ti. He was supposed to be the main character of this operation, but brother Jue's strategic planning had stopped a class C crisis before it was even a chance for tough man to perform.
"Well ... Since poker man said so ..." Tough man knew that the five people were looking at him to wait for him to make the decision. After all, he was the highest-level hero here."I don't think there's anything wrong with it." He paused for a mont."In this universe year, I haven't booked any other missions. I'll just stay here and take care of things. If anything happens, it'll be easier to deal with it in ti."
With tough man's words, the five from the Lou Alliance didn't have any more concerns.
Dr. Biubiu imdiately said,""Alright, poker man, wait a mont, I'll transfer the data to you."
"Thank you," he said. Feng bujue nodded and turned to face Roughneck."Senior Roughneck, can I trouble you to return to the spaceship and report the result of the mission to the Alliance? It'll be more convenient for us to report back directly than to send the information back from here. "
"Uh ... Okay." Tough man hesitated for half a second before continuing,"Speaking of which ... We might be able to break the C-Class crisis handling ti record this ti ..." As he spoke, he turned around and walked out.
"Wait," At that mont, the police man walked up and said to the tough guy,"I think ... It's better to be more cautious."
"You an ..." Tough man said in a deep voice.
"Let's go to the scene and check the situation first. It won't be too late to report back after that." The police officer said.
"You're right. " The back sorsault man also followed."I'll go with you."
"I'm coming too. " The disfigured man's hoarse voice continued.
Thus, the few of them boarded the spaceship with tough man and went to the scene to confirm the results. Feng bujue stayed in the command center of the sloughs Alliance to look through the information that professor Biubiu had gathered. The seductresses would be in charge of communication and negotiations with the federal governnts to stabilize the global situation after the incident.
It seed like everything was going on in an orderly manner, but ...
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At the sa ti, in the 20th district.
Above the scorched earth, a large hand broke out of the ground, followed by an arm, a shoulder, a head, a torso ...
Thirty seconds later, a battered and exhausted general Quaker crawled out of the ground.
As ntioned before, Quaker had a stronger body than ordinary people (slovians), and he also had superpowers. Thus, even though he was buried alive in the ruins of the underground base, he was still alive.
With his amazing strength and will to live, and under the protection of his superpower, Quaker dug his way up and finally returned to the surface after a few minutes.
"Haa...Haa...Bastard ..." The first two things that Quaker did when he saw the light of day again were to gasp for breath and curse."One day ... I'll make you pay."
"Ha ... The wailing of a defeated dog." Suddenly, a voice ca from not far behind Quaker.
Hearing this, Quaker was shocked because part of his power was perception. If soone was within a 10-ter radius of him, he would definitely be able to sense it. However, at this mont, he could not sense the owner of the voice at all.
"Who is it?" Quaker endured the pain in his body, stood up in a hurry, and turned around.
He saw a human-shaped creature that looked like a mummified corpse standing in front of him, its entire body emitting a golden-red glow.
"You went through so much trouble to Dig Out from the ground, yet you don't know who I am?" The creature asked.
"You ... You're ..." Quaker realized sothing and started to tremble unconsciously.
"That's right. " "It's ," the creature replied. He paused for a mont."Although I've been imprisoned in 'that', I know everything that happens outside." He shook his head."I have to say, you're very stupid ..."
Hearing this, a trace of anger flashed in Quaker's eyes, but he didn't interrupt because an indescribable fear made him unable to open his mouth.
"I'm not so frozen animal. The equipnt you prepared and the so-called 'Awakening program' are just unnecessary." The creature opened its arms."As you can see, you just need to use your weapon to destroy 'that' and let out." In any case ... I'm immortal ..." "
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