[I think I've got sothing that can slightly balance the Investiture of the Gods.]
He recalled sothing he had previously created just for fun and to add a bit of "cultural depth" to the Witch Clan—a Witch Dao Divine Weapon called the Heavenly Horn.
Ming River was still over there howling, locked in a fierce stalemate with a group of Divine Dharma Forms.
[Xuanqing! Hurry up! If you don't figure sothing out, if we get suppressed by your Investiture of the Gods, Fu Xi will definitely laugh us to death!]
[You hold on, I'll summon a treasure!]
Xi Zi Xuanqing's Divine Thought soothed Ming River with a word.
Then, he no longer paid attention to the endless Divine Dharma Forms. Instead, he took a deep breath and stretched his will across endless ti and space to connect with an unremarkable artifact in the Ancestor Witch Hall of Buzhou Mountain.
"Heavenly Horn, co!"
With his summon, a dusty and seemingly ordinary bronze bell in a corner of the Ancestor Witch Hall suddenly vibrated with a hum.
Subsequently, it transford into a streak of cyan light and vanished on the spot.
The next mont!
On the battlefield of the Heavenly Court, within the Investiture of the Gods chessboard.
Xi Zi Xuanqing's front space twisted, and that ancient bronze bell appeared out of thin air!
"Dong——!!!"
Without thinking, Xuanqing swung the lightning big axe in his hand and slamd it fiercely onto the bell!
A sonorous, clear, yet indescribably "demonic" bell sound instantly resonated throughout the chessboard world!
This bell sound didn't produce any attack power.
Instead, it transford into an invisible wave filled with the ritualistic sense of "clocking in for work," instantly covering the entire area!
Then, the countless Divine Dharma Forms that were fiercely battling Ming River suddenly paused in their actions.
Above their dignified heads constructed from divine light, a series of illusory clock-in interfaces materialized out of thin air!
On the interface, with bright red runes full of Heavenly Dao authority, two large characters were written—[Late]!
"What the hell?!"
Ming River, caught in a bloody struggle, was directly stunned by this scene.
What's going on? Do Immortals need to clock in for attendance before fighting?
The Divine Dharma Forms affected by the bell sound were also thrown into temporary chaos.
The core logic built from the "Investiture Decree" seed to be in fierce conflict with a brand new "Heavenly Dao Attendance" rule.
"Warning! Warning! Failure to clock in for work, abandoning duties! Today's rit deduction! Today's rit deduction!"
"Warning! Detected tardiness! All skill effects forcibly reduced by thirty percent!"
"Warning! Please imdiately return to the South Heavenly Gate clock-in point to clock in, or it will be recorded as absenteeism!"
A series of cold, emotionless "system alerts" echoed wildly in the minds of all Divine Dharma Forms.
For a mont, the entire Sealing God Array visibly turned into a large-scale "dinsion reduction attack"!
The Thunder Departnt's True God's lightning beca weak, akin to an electric fly swatter.
The Fire Departnt's True God's flas beca lukewarm, only capable of roasting a sweet potato.
The Heavenly Soldiers and Generals directly abandoned the fight, flying chaotically around the field, searching for the nonexistent "South Heavenly Gate Clock-In Point."
The once strictly disciplined Sealing God Array suddenly transford into a chaotic "late and early leave employee eting."
Fu Xi was slightly taken aback by this sight.
"What is this thing?"
"The Heavenly Horn!"
Xi Zi Xuanqing smiled slightly.
"You talk 'Divine Decree,' I talk 'Heavenly Dao Attendance!' Everyone's on the payroll, why should you mandate overti and I just comply?!"
"Dong——!!!"
Xuanqing struck the Heavenly Horn again!
The second bell sound was even more absurd!
A golden "KPI Assessnt Board" appeared directly above the Heavenly Vault, hanging alongside the "Investiture of the Gods" ranking!
All the combat data of the Divine Dharma Forms was rcilessly and instantly displayed on the board!
"Emperor Gouchen, damage output ranked first, rewarded with 'King of Kings' buff, attack speed increased by fifty percent!"
"Central Yellow Emperor, judged as 'going through the motions' for idling, damage output ranked last, divine power deducted."
Even more ingeniously, the bell sound introduced an "anonymous report" feature!
The Dharma Form of the Thunder Departnt's nurous Heavenly Monarchs, while fighting Ming River, stealthily reported the Fire Departnt's Divine.
The next second, an announcent imdiately popped up on the assessnt board.
"[Thunder Departnt] successfully reported [Fire Departnt's] work-shy behavior!"
"[Plague Departnt] reported [Tai Sui Departnt] for malicious overti!"
"[Water Departnt] reported [Dou Departnt]..."
For a while, the entire Sealing God Array was in complete disarray!
The Divine Dharma Forms seed to have developed Spiritual Wisdom, no longer focused on coordinating to slay enemies, but instead started frantically "internal competition," scrambling for kills, collecting data, and tattling on each other!
Fu Xi watched this chaos, akin to a "workplace exposé," held his forehead, and let out a long sigh.
His "Investiture of the Gods chessboard" had been thoroughly ssed up.
"Grab the opportunity, break the formation!"
Xi Zi Xuanqing and Ming River exchanged glances, seeing the sa madness and determination in each other's eyes.
"Dutian God Slaughter, true form descend!"
The two "Ancestor Witches" roared from the deepest part of their bloodlines!
They fiercely planted the All Heaven God Slaughter Banner into the world of this "chessboard!"
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