Chapter 246: War On Sh*t (1)
The dark clouds in the sky slowly drifted.
The empty space here was silent..
As Chen Yu’s voice fell, everyone present seed to have been struck by lightning. They all froze on the spot, unable to make any sound.
After a long while.
Duan Ye, who had the strongest ‘immunity’, was the first to regain his senses. “This… This is a f*cking idea from the yang realm?”
Ma Li also ca to her senses. Her eyes flashed with a bright light. “Forget about the yang realm. This thod seems to really work!”
“Are you guys questioning my wisdom?” Chen Yu looked down from above.
Everyone: “…”
“Then what are you still standing there for? A bunch of fish-lipped people.” Chen Yu shouted coldly, “If you don’t have enough intelligence, can’t you even do your work? Go and dismber the corpses!”
The students of Ma Li’s class quivered, and naturally accepted the command. They hurriedly picked up their knives and began to ‘disassemble’ the corpses of the exotic beasts.
“Not bad.” Putting away his longsword, Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction. “To be able to see through the difference in intelligence between you and and recognize the identity of your coolie, you’re not soone who has high eyes but low skills. Not bad…”
Hearing this, the movents of everyone’s hands paused.
But after they exchanged a few glances, they pretended not to hear anything and continued to bury their heads in their work.
YYSY.
Just this ‘herd of beasts scurrying in thin air’ technique, they really had to give in…
Gradually, Ma Li cald down from her initial shock and began to analyze rationally. “Cannibalism can indeed cause strange beasts to have diarrhea. But can they differentiate between their own kind and humans? How can they be fed smoothly into their mouths?”
“That’s right!” Duan Ye ca to a realization. “If we force-feed them one by one, we might as well kill them as usual. It’s unnecessary to take off our pants and shit.”
Bahuang Yao raised her little head. “?”
“Do you know what happens most easily in a team?” Chen Yu suddenly changed the topic.
“What?” Duan Ye was stunned.
“That is, when this team has a wise man, the IQ of the others will beco infinitely negative.”
Duan Ye: “…”
“I’ve brought the ball to the penalty area, swayed the defenders, shoveled the goalkeeper, and killed the referee who might be judged to be offside. All that’s left is the final kick. Don’t you all know how to kick?”
Chen Yu’s gaze was cold. “How is it different from the national football team?”
Ma Li: “…”
Chen Yu: “There are ready-made human corpses. Add their blood, intestines, and the like into it and mix it with the at of the beasts. Isn’t that enough?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “Even if we respect the dead, this is the end of the world, and the living have yet to be respected. Is there a need to care too much? In the end, as long as their bodies are left behind to be buried, it’s still considered much better than exposing their corpses in the wilderness, right?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “After that, with so many of us, even if we have to pee and sh*t, spit and eat, it should be quite ‘human’, right? If it’s really not enough, we can still release their blood. Will the beasts not eat it?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “Finally, the exotic beasts are chasing after the glowing objects. We have more than thirty fluorescent beads in our hands. We can randomly smash ten of them into powder and sprinkle them on the at as seasoning. The color, fragrance, and taste are all present. The exotic beasts will eat until they explode, okay?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “Will they not poop after eating it?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “Will there be no beads after pooping?”
Everyone: “…”
Chen Yu: “There is so much sh*t in the morning. If I didn’t pick up a few hundred beads, would it be worthy of my godly wisdom?”
Everyone: “…”
The silence lasted for half a minute.
Ma Li stared intently into Chen Yu’s ‘focused’ eyes and said, “You… Are you really Chen Yu?”
“No.”
Chen Yu stretched out his hand and touched the top of his head that had been burned by the fire. “I’m the extrely smart Chen Yu…”
…
Kacha!
Kacha kacha…
An hour later, as the twenty fluorescent beads were crushed into powder, everyone’s busy schedule was coming to an end.
After scattering the fluorescent powder evenly on the pile of at, Ma Li turned around and shouted, “Brother Yu, it’s done.”
In the forest, Chen Yu slowly ca out after a short rest.
He still maintained his ‘martial arts’ state and walked around the at mountain. After making sure that every piece of at was ‘shiny and glowing,’ he said with satisfaction, “Have the flesh and intestines of those warriors been mixed in?”
“Yes, they have.”
“Where are your feces and urine?”
“…They have all been mixed in as well.”
“When did you mix it in?”
“About ten minutes ago…”
“About ten minutes ago…” Chen Yu narrowed his wise eyes. “Now, everyone, go and drink as much water as you can. Try to pee again after ten minutes.”
Everyone: “…”
“Next, it’s my turn to pee.”
After saying that, Chen Yu suddenly jumped high into the sky. Then, he aid at the at mountain below and took off his pants.
“Oh!” Bahuang Yao and the other female students covered their faces in horror.
Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the other male students widened their eyes. They stared.
“F*ck!”
“Is that a tail?”
“Is there really a leg between his legs?”
“F*ck…”
The night wind mixed with the drizzle made Chen Yu’s buttocks feel a little cold.
He flew in the air, thinking about the Great Dao of the universe in his mind. He was calculating quantum chanics in his mouth, but a strange-colored water gun sprayed out of his lower body, and his right hand was shaking rhythmically.
Splash…
Drops of liquid floated down under the pull of gravity.
They were sprinkled on at, and even the rain and dew were stained.
This was a beautiful scene that no painter could imagine…
Elegant.
Honorable.
Full of wisdom and cleverness, carrying hope and responsibility.
It overlapped with the dark background, corresponded with the dark clouds that covered it, and was in harmony with the wind, rain, and nature.
Together, they created a group of paintings that made everyone intoxicated.
The the of the paintings was resistance.
And its na was art…
Plop.
When his feet landed on the ground, Chen Yu proudly revealed the last wisp of liquid. He trembled, quivered, and slowly pulled up his pants.
“…”
The scene was once again silent.
“In ten minutes, I’ll allow you to pee one last ti before you start to act,” Chen Yu ordered. “Drink water!”
Everyone gradually ca back to their senses. Under Chen Yu’s ‘coercion,’ they began to drink water.
Including Bahuang Yao, they had to keep drinking.
And the source of the water ca from Duan Ye’s creation…
Taking cat steps, Chen Yu walked to Ma Li’s side and said, “You’re still a little smart. So, let ask you a question.”
Ma Li: “Tons and tons of at…”
Chen Yu: “Don’t drink it yet.”
Ma Li: “Tons and tons of at…”
Chen Yu: “Let ask you. Do you think the exotic beasts will eat this at?”
“Tons and tons of at…” Putting down the bottle, Ma Li swallowed the water and wiped her mouth. “The possibility is average.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s all beast at. From the asurent, it doesn’t have too much of a human sll. Even if it’s sprinkled with fluorescent powder, it can only increase the attractiveness of the at. I’m not sure if the exotic beasts will eat it. Even if they will eat it, it’s impossible for all the exotic beasts to eat it.”
“…That’s right.” Chen Yu nodded. “You were lucky enough to figure out a bit of my train of thought. There’s a future for you.”
Ma Li: “…”
“So, it’s better to add a bit of ‘human flavor’.” As he said this, Chen Yu looked at the tomb not far away and frowned slightly. “Duan Ye!”
“Ah?” Duan Ye, who was making water, raised his head in shock.
“Co here.”
“What’s wrong?”
“Did that Level 4 martial artist add blood, intestines, and the like to the corpse?”
“He… He’s buried…”
“Won’t you dig it out again?”
Duan Ye: “…”
“Go!”
Faced with Chen Yu, who was in Super God Mode, Duan Ye did not dare to retort. He quickly ran to the grave and dug out the corpse one after another to deal with it.
Chen Yu: “Bury it after you’re done.”
Duan Ye: “???”
Chen Yu looked up at the night sky and said faintly, “A wise man needs to be respected.”
Duan Ye: “…It’s too f*cking miserable to be respected by you.”
Ten minutes later.
Under the surveillance of Chen Yu’s wise eyes, everyone had no choice but to line up. First the man, then the woman. They all peed on the at mountain.
Everything was ready.
“In the end, let finish it.”
Looking at the at mountain in front of him, Chen Yu’s eyes were sharp, like a phantom descending into the world. With a bang, he jumped into the air again! He was ready to take off his pants.
Everyone: “…”
“It’s the sa peeing,” Ma Li muttered to herself. “Why are you so imposing…”
Bahuang Yao covered her face as if she was used to it.
However, it was different from the last ti. This ti, she actually slightly parted her fingers…
However…
As Chen Yu rose to the highest point, and he was about to descend and pull out his spear, the burning martial skill flas around his body suddenly extinguished.
Martial skill…
Disappeared…
His expression suddenly changed!
The force was infinite, but the force circuit that ford the martial skill could not be maintained forever…
Whoosh —
Both of his feet left the ground.
His IQ had once again taken over the high ground.
While falling, Chen Yu looked at the crowd below and at the belt that he had just untied. A sense of desolation swept through his entire body from the inside out.
“What the f*ck…”
“What are you doing…”
Plop!
Chen Yu fell heavily to the ground with his head down.
He did not move at all.
“…”
“…”
There was a mont of silence.
Duan Ye cautiously walked over, picked up a tree branch, and carefully poked Chen Yu.
Chen Yu still did not move. “…”
Seeing that Chen Yu did not react, he poked him again.
Chen Yu lay on the ground and waved his hand. “…Stop fooling around.”
After throwing away the tree branch, Duan Ye clapped his hands. “Alright, he’s back to normal. Everyone, disperse. Everyone, disperse.”
“What’s wrong with him?” Ma Li hesitated for a mont before asking Bahuang Yao.
The girl mumbled, “He… He should be in a good mood now.”
Ma Li: “…”
Lying down, Duan Ye leaned close to Chen Yu’s ear and lowered his voice. “You’re back?”
“Don’t touch .” Chen Yu began to roll, trying to use his body to dig up dirt and bury himself. “Let die, thank you.”
…
A hundred Li away.
Beijing Bird’s Nest Stadium.
Even though night had fallen, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse.
The stadium was still brightly lit, and it was extraordinarily lively.
Hundreds of thousands of spectators lit up the night, cheering and shouting as they watched the content on the huge screen.
On the sidelines, there were five professional comntators sitting, talking to each other in front of the cara.
“Now we can see that with the arrival of night, the contestants’ choices have beco much calr.”
“That’s right. Due to the cloudy environnt, the visibility is very low. If you suddenly attack an exotic beast, it’s very easy to suffer a backlash.”
“That’s about it for tonight. Tomorrow’s topic might be more inclined towards snatching each other.”
“That’s right. Tomorrow’s dawn will be the ti for the real battle!”
“Quick, look! So classes that collect more fluorescent beads have already started burying the beads. Because there are too many beads gathered together, the light they emit is very strong. It’s easy to attract exotic beasts, but it’s also easy to attract enemies.”
“That’s right. In the dark night of the wild, light is the scythe of the grim reaper…”
“Everyone!” In the comntator’s seat, a fat comntator hurriedly said, “The image is showing Bahuang Yi’s class. They still haven’t stopped killing exotic beasts. Instead, they are using the luminous characteristics of the fluorescent beads to actively attract exotic beasts.”
“This is strength.” Another female comntator sighed. “Other than him, who else can brazenly slaughter exotic beasts in the dark night?”
“It seems that the champion has been decided in advance. Let us congratulate Bahuang Yi.”
“OHHHHHHHH…”
In the stadium, the crowd gradually boiled over.
“God Y!”
Dong! Dong! Dong!
“God Yi!”
Dong! Dong! Dong!
“God Yi!”
Dong! Dong! Dong!
The five comntators turned around to look at the stadium that had ‘exploded’ and laughed out loud.
“Now, the only suspense is how many fluorescent beads will be won by Bahuang Yi.” The fat comntator stretched out four fingers. “I think at least 400 beads.”
“400 beads? Although Bahuang Yi is the strongest, there are a total of 1,000 beads…”
“Definitely 400 beads.” The fat comntator was full of confidence. “As a professional comntator, I have this judgnt.”
“No.” The female comntator shook her head. “In the world of warriors, you never know what will happen in the next mont. Perhaps God Yi will make a mistake and miss the championship.”
“Then you have big breasts but no brain.” The fat comntator pouted.
“What… What did you say?” The female comntator suddenly flew into a rage.
“Oh, I’m sorry. It should be small breasts and no brain.”
The fat comntator spread his hands. “I understand what you’re trying to say. Nothing is absolute. But the examples are too extre. Bahuang Yi will not win the championship? You dare to say that?”
Hearing this, the other three comntators nodded their heads.
“Bahuang Yi will definitely win the championship.”
“No way, no way? Don’t tell there’s really soone who thinks that Bahuang Yi is not the champion?”
“No matter which angle you look at it from, God Yi can only be number one…”
Hearing her colleague’s words, the female comntator shrugged her shoulders, speechless.
In fact, she also knew that the champion would definitely be Bahuang Yi.
This was because the highest level was only Level 4 in the high school competition. BahuangYi’s terrifying strength conversion ratio ant that they were destined to be no match for him…
“Let’s return to the topic from before.” The fat comntator looked at the cara lens and spread his four fingers. “400 beads. If God Yi can’t win against the second place with 400 beads, I’ll live-stream kissing the ass of the donkey.”
The surrounding comntators began to jeer.
“I’m looking forward to it.”
“I suddenly hope that Bahuang Yi doesn’t kill so fiercely.”
“Should we watch God Yi win the championship with a big score, or watch you kiss donkey’s buttocks? I’m torn…”
On the left side of the comntator’s seat, the female comntator was mocked. After feeling stifled for a mont, she suddenly said, “What if God Yi loses?”
“…”
The comntators turned their heads in shock.
The chattering comntator’s seat had a rare silence.
“God Yi losing? Ha, hahahaha…” The fat comntator opened his mouth wide and laughed so hard that his stomach could be seen. “If God Yi can lose, I’ll do it on the spot! I’ll eat this computer screen!”
“…”
With that, the hundreds of thousands of audience mbers suddenly fell silent.
It was as if the entire world was stuck.
The fat comntator was delighted.
He thought that his slanderous words had shocked the entire audience, but when he looked around, he realized that his colleagues were also stunned. They were all staring straight at the big screen.
“Oh?”
The fat comntator frowned. He subconsciously followed everyone’s gaze and his entire body trembled.
On the big screen, the originally dark forest suddenly beca as bright as day!
A huge ball of light rose into the sky! It was like a new sun…
“This… This…”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Including the big shots on the rostrum.
“What the f*ck is going on?!” Gou Sheng stood up abruptly, his eyes filled with shock. “Suicide?!”
Boom…
Rumble…
The next mont…
The world in the cara shook violently.
Tens of thousands of exotic beasts rushed toward the light ball crazily, roaring, and crying.
The entire jungle field was in an uproar in an instant!
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