These Dangerous Girls Placed Me Into Jeopardy Chapter Volume 1, 30 - Being tricked out of my house already

TL: flarewk

In the morning, I was being awakened by the vibration sounds of my phone.

What’s going on? I rembered that I didn’t set any alarm notifications at all?

Dazedly opening my eyes, Xin Ran had already left since an unknownst period of ti ago. I stretched my hands towards the desk, and grabbed my phone to glance at it. So I’ve received a ssage.

It’s probably those kinds of phone bills and so on, as my phone contained only my parents, iis, horoom teacher Xiao Zhen-laoshi plus the fast food restaurant’s phone numbers, so it’s basically impossible that it would be soone else who had sent that ssage.

I originally wanted to just simply ignore it and continue on sleeping, but I haphazardly glead onto the ssage alerts notification that appeared on my phone’s screen. The displayed number wasn’t a familiar 10086, but an unfamiliar number instead.

If it was those rubbish ssages, why didn’t it get automatically filtered off? Carrying this sort of uncertainty, I laid on the pillow and tapped onto that ssage.

2017-3-25 07:22

[Good morning~, Cheng Jun, it’s another wondrous morning again, have you massively erected yet? Even if it’s a weekend, you mustn’t be too lazy~ Huhuhuhu~]

“…………Huhuhuhu, god damning hu!”

It’s like even through the phone I could still hear that person’s chuckling.

Just this tone, just this way of greeting, within those circle of people that I knew, only she would fit the bill.

How did this person manage to obtain my phone number exactly?

I got it, it’s probably that omniscient head maid who had investigated onto it. Tch, I also really wanted to have such a perfect maid as well………..

Because this suddenly appearing ssage had caused my brain into regaining back its normal thinking, my sleepiness gradually receded, as I scratched my head and carried an unhappy mood to get up from bed.

During the weekends, our house won’t have breakfast at all, if your hungry in the morning there’s only green bean cake and so on of snacks to temporarily abate the hunger. I originally didn’t mind doing it at all, as it didn’t had any huge bother onto even when I wake up early in the morning of the weekends to make breakfast. But Laomā said that she had usually troubled enough already, hence at the very least I must be able to rest well during the weekends, which was why the weekend’s breakfasts were being cancelled.

After I finished washing up I didn’t go downstairs, but directly went back to my room instead. Anyway, since there wasn’t anything to do today, I’ll just go finish up my previously incomplete reading of my light novels.

However, when I carried that sort of thinking and returned back to my room, ‘weng weng’ rumbling sounds once more resonated around the entire room. My phone received another ssage yet again.

2017-03-25 07:36

[Should be already refreshed by now, Cheng Jun. Well then, hurry up and put on your clothes, rember to wear a little more handsoly~~]

It’s completely an on-the-dot precise ssage sending to , so this person had actually even calculated the ti of washing up, huh.

By the way, wear a little more handsoly?

I pondered for a mont, but still replied this ssage ultimately.

Sent [Whatever I wear has of no relation with you, right……….]

Just at the very next second when the ssage that I’ve sent indicated a ‘Sent’ notification, I heard a blast of phone vibration resounding, and a series of texts popped right out. She actually responded to my ssage within a spilt second.

[Of course it have relations~, isn’t it because today’s our very first date worth commorating about~]

Haah?

Whut?

Date?

How co I don’t rember making that kind of promise?

Sent [Date? What date? How co I don’t rember there’s this kind of thing at all?]

‘Weng weng’, another spilt-second reply.

[Really~ Dear, you’re so forgetful~, have you forgotten that we had agreed onto visiting our child today?]

“Haaah?”

Because it was too bizarre already, it made deeply frown my eyebrows, as I repeatedly read and re-read that ssage 4 – 5 tis, and afterwards kept staring fixedly onto ‘our child’ those two words, all the way till I almost couldn’t recognize them, before completely understanding the information contained within this ssage.

At this ti if I was to reply [What child?] this sort of ssage, I’ll be falling into the other party’s tempo already. But then I also cannot humor her as well, if I was to humor her, it’ll be falling right into her trap afterwards.

So at this kind of situation I must pretend as if I didn’t understand it at all, and must reply an incomprehensible ssage in return.

2017-3-25 07:39

Sent [Ahh, I rember already, it’s to go take care of the little children at the orphanage, right.]

Visiting our child, it also could be understood as visiting (omitted) children too.

[Really, don’t try to act dumb alreadyyy~ Of course it’s your daughterrr~]

Tch, she actually straightforwardly threw out a direct ball, huh? Even the gender were already fixed, Ji Lian Bing, so you’re only up till this standard.

I flipped a white eye and replied.

Sent [I don’t have any daughter, thanks.]

Weng weng.

[Your daughter is in my tummy!! Have you forgotten what happened yesterday already? What an outrageous man, sob sob sob, weeh weehh weeehhh…………(ノへ￣、) ]

Nothing even happened between the both of us yesterday night, okay! No wait, if it was to be said, you nearly sent to see God already!

Just ntioning about things from last night alone gave a stomachache, don’t even start about the frighteningly terrifying ga of hide and seek within the isolated school grounds, in the end I was even directly bludgeoned to death…………I had already experienced a feeling of being neither alive nor dead!

With raging injustice burning inside , I originally wanted to send a [Go f**k yourself, there’s only you nearly strangling off a person’s life yesterday night, and there isn’t any such situation of the both of us creating a new life! -1 and 1 are completely two different notions, okay!] this kind of resenting ssage initially.

Just when I wanted to press the send button, I suddenly cald down. If my this side was to be angry first, wouldn’t I be led around by her nose again?

Uuu………..then I’ll just continue to act dumb throughout then.

2017-3-25 07:42

Sent [Hahaha, what are you talking about, there’s nothing happening at all yesterday night.]

Weng weng.

[Yesterday we intertwined our both hands’ fingers together already, have you forgotten? You exerted your entirety to respond to my needs, and between the both of us there’s fluids leaking out………..]

That was just retaliating, okay!

And that was rely sweat from my palms, stop saying it to be so ambiguous, okay!

Plus it’s only intertwining our both hands’ fingers, it completely wouldn’t have any kids resulting from that at all! No, even if yesterday was to really have anything happening at all, it’s also impossible to be that fast to obtain results!!

I originally wanted to send this entire length of exasperated rebuttals mindlessly towards Ji Lian Bing, but I hadn’t even typed it out halfway when an influx of ssages appeared.

[It’s not only both hands’ fingers being intertwined, mn? Cheng Jun, have you forgotten? You even did to ……….]

[That scorching hot palm stretched deep within , wilfully squeezing about……….]

[That fiery hot breaths of yours made unable to extricate myself, I really wanted to hug you within my arms………]

“What the hell……..”

From which ero novel that this was being copied from?

[Right now are you thinking of so perverted stuff? Kyaaa~ Cheng Jun’s so H~]

“……….”

I’m really sorry, I didn’t feel any single thing at all.

[Also worth ntioning, all of those just now were ghost-written by maid Lin Bai.]

That Lin Bai again!!

I rember that the PS’ed photograph was also made by that maid too, those maids that were serving you actually had such a person that loved to do troubleso things, huh!

[Well then, the casual talk will end at here, it’s almost ti to speak on-topic. About the problem between the both of us, don’t you think that it’s necessary for us to talk in person?]

She suddenly beca rather serious already.

Hold on, I didn’t even reply back a single ssage from just now, but this person could still spur on my thoughts………..

………..It can’t be that she placed on surveillance from sowhere?

How did she so accurately understand my inner thinking? No wait, even if she placed on surveillance, it’s impossible to know about my thoughts too?

Uuu, let’s not talk about that first………..talk in person, huh………..after pondering for a while, I replied.

2017-3-25 07:47

Sent [Actually, just using a phone to talk is also fine by itself, right.]

And Ji Lian Bing didn’t give any sort of reason, and only replied this sort of ssage that was completely unrelated at all.

[Ai ya, I didn’t know that Peace road’s cafe is actually a maid cafe~.]

Alright!

Let’s go!

I’ll go take a look then!

Flinging all those mountainous pile of excuses all the way to the back of my head, under the warst invitation by Ji Lian Bing (maid’s temptations), I resolutely decided to gamble onto my life to see that dangerous girlfriend of mine.

I originally wanted to just casually wear any two attires over, but suddenly I rembered the request posed by Ji Lian Bing, hence I wore a hoodie with a pair of grey trousers, and took out a piece of dark green jacket as well.

It’s the clothes that Ke Ling helped to choose for last ti when we went out for shopping together. To be honest, I felt that it doesn’t matter on what I’m wearing, and I think that a huge majority of n would feel that way too.

But won seemingly would be rather mindful about this kind of things, especially Ke Ling, she’s very concerned about my attire issue, and my clothes were basically all selected by her.

After putting on my clothes, I walked downstairs directly towards the door entrance area. Ke Ling who was sitting on the sofa licking her ice-cream curiously looked at , saying.

“Gege, you’re going out?”

“Mm, I’m going out for a while, and probably won’t be ho by afternoon. If I didn’t co back, you guys just go ahead and make so curry to eat first then.”

“Can Ke Ling co along as well? It’s perfectly nice that I have sothing I wanted to buy too~”

“Err……….”

If it’s the usual, I would of course be glad to go along with her, but this ti I’m going out to look for that person………..

“Sorryy, Ke Ling, this ti I’m going to look for a friend, it’s not suitable to bring you along.”

I made an apologetic expression towards her, and didn’t delay myself any longer, putting on my shoes and just leaving the house thereafter.

Half an hour later, I arrived at that legendary maid cafe being spoke of at Peace road!

I didn’t think that in this city would actually have this kind of holy grounds, I didn’t even know about it last ti!

With the result that after I entered, I noticed that it’s just a very normal cafe……….and Ji Lian Bing was sitting on the seat near the windows as she happily waved towards .

Where’s the maids! Where’s the maids! Why was it all just normal clothed waitresses!!

I infuriatingly paced towards Ji Lian Bing’s side and hooted.

“Oi! Where’s the maids! Where’s the maids that you ntioned about already!”

“Huhuhuhu~ this cafe rightfully belonged to Xue Li, and since Xue Li’s my maid, this place is thus a maid cafe. So there’s nothing wrong, hum~?”

“What kind of a joke is thissssssssssssssss!!”

I’ve been deceived!

The so called maid cafe was actually just a cafe that’s been established by a maid, huh!

Damn ittttttttttttt!!!