These Dangerous Girls Placed Me Into Jeopardy Chapter Volume 3, 0 - She said that she wanted to be friends

Chapter 0: She said that she wanted to be friends with Li Nai was not my friend. No, not even an acquaintance.

She had been calling little transparent-kun all the while. I bet she didn’t even know my real na.

I should say that my formal contact with her started from this day. Not that I didn’t know her before. Her seat was adjacent to mine, and she was quite famous in school, so naturally so of her great deeds would find their way into my ears.

Li Nai was a celebrity known to every single soul in school. So did Lian Bing and Xue Qing. Yet they three were popular for different reasons. Lian Bing and Xue Qing were liked for their personal charm and temperant while Li Nai’s popularity lied in her great number of friends.

She seed to be able to get along with everyone. I just couldn’t help but marvel at her ability of communication. Well, truth was, I admired her for that. My friends were too few while hers were too many to be counted.

It was said that she had over 300 friends, that was nearly one third of the students in school. And she could even get on well with her friends’ friends…even students from other schools were her friends. What a complicated network of friends, just like spider webs.

It must be a super power to be able to simultaneously talk with four or five students, to turn soone from white (unacquainted) to green (friendly) in just a few minutes conversation and to make new friends with deep impression left.

Probably that was why Li Nai could be the head of Class Two, Grade Two that was crowded with weirdos and freaks…and monsters.

However, we didn’t have any sort of contact as we two were poles apart in personality.

The reason Lianbing and I beca friends was she actually was interested in my body, while Xueqing shared a similar personality with and was also interested in my body. Lan Hua and Yu Hui just were confusingly obsessed with , which we could put aside for now.

How Li Nai and I beca friends was beyond imagination.

We were like two parallel lines that would never et.

Would a short-tempered hare take the initiative to befriend a slowcoach?

Clearly not. This wasn’t sothing like that in the story The Race Between Hare and Tortoise. And there can’t be such a stupid hare.

Conclusion: I and Li Nai would never be friends.

However, that was the impermanence of life. What you deed impossible would always happen. That was what I felt after what had happened between us.

So getting back to this morning on May 8th.

After being discharged from the hospital, I rode a lady’s bike on my way to school on Monday.

“What…?” With a violent tremble, I stopped the bike by the road. A flat tire was confird after my examination, not the issue of the chain as I had expected.

But it would have been better should it be the chain as I myself could fix it temporarily. A flat tire was beyond what I could do.

“This can’t be! Am I that heavy?”

This bike belonged to Bi Ran who usually would carry Ke Ling with her, while I usually walked to school. I only borrowed it because I was about to be late. And Bi Ran and Ke Ling left ho earlier because it was their turns for duty.

I didn’t expect a flat tire.

“Oh, that’s too bad.” With nowhere to repair the bike, should I manually push it to school? That way I would surely be late.

I only borrowed the bike to avoid being late…and now this flat tire just rendered right in the middle between my ho and school, an embarrassing and annoying position.

So that left no choice but to take a shortcut ‘there’…Honestly, the ghost murdering incident left a terrible impression on and I didn’t really like taking that way. I just got the sinking feeling that sothing bad would happen every ti I got through there.

Whatever! I’d better not be late for my first school day after getting out of the hospital.

I took out my phone and tapped an app with an all-black icon. There appeared on my screen the map of the whole city.

That red dot was …and the blue circle nearest was…the entrance to Black Street. Ah there it was! Not far.

The entrance to the street would change weekly, so it was really a matter of luck.

Turning my phone on the GPS mode, I pushed my bike and walked to the marked point without any delay.

Soon I found the place, a dead alley.

It was set that the entrance to Black Street would usually appear at places frequented by few.

Though invisible to the eye, one would experience so dizziness after getting through the marked point, which was the sign of entering Black Street.

However, the group of “Crowd Actors” before my eyes were the best proof that I was in Black Street.

Last ti I was here I felt these Crowd Actors mysterious, now they looked quite ordinary. They lived on this street and were mbers of ‘troupes” who would usually appear in so common TV dramas but mostly they played the role of ‘passerby’ under certain special occasions.

They stayed in Black Street when off-duty for safety issue and to avoid being targeted by people with evil intentions.

That being said, I completely had no idea as to whether they were acting or not.

Their adept skills in acting was so amazing to the point of clouding the false with the genuine. All these mbers of “Crowd Actors” could be superstars if they got out.

Well…it was also possible that they would just portray themselves in movies or TV dramas.

“Hey, good morning, Freshman-kun. Are you on your way to school?”

“Morning! Yes, I’m a bit late, so I’m taking a shortcut here.”

The one talked to was Uncle Zhang, owner of a flower shop who at the mont was moving a plotted flower to get sunshine.

Seeing that I was pushing my bike, Uncle Zhang massaged his waist and offered, “A flat tire? Let fix it for you.”

“Can you?”

“Of course, I can ask a new tire from Lao Liu next door. You can get it after school.”

“Thanks!”

I then left after handing the bike to him and expressing my gratitude.

Like this, people in Black Street would greet and even offer help.

They only ignored last ti because they took as “Intruder” now they began to accept after confirming my identity.

Speaking of why I could get into Black Street…

“Oh my!!! I’m getting late! I’m late!”

Familiar voice. Familiar beginning. Just like Mr. White Rabbit who would always shouting ‘I’m getting late’, so hurried steps approached from behind.

All passerby retreated in a hurry to avoid any contact with this girl, clearly aware of how annoying the girl was.

So did I.

Having imagined what would happen next, I imdiately moved away to the side. Then she should be able to get past safely. That was what I had hoped.

However…

Peng!

A collision!

But this was not like last collision when she aid straight at .

This ti, she fell and rolled together with on the ground.

Luckily, I hadn’t had breakfast, or I would have already thrown anything out after being hit by a human cannon.

“Ouch! That hurts!”

“What the hell are you doing?”

I was the one who was hurt, okay?

As if being drugged, she just knocked madly right into .

This girl called Li Nai was certainly a weird creature with rules of action impossible to predict.

I had already stepped aside to avoid her yet she sohow still found the way to bump into , with all her might. Did she deliberately do that?

“Crowd Actors” around turned on the “Ignoring” mode. Was it because they knew Li Nai was big trouble?

Ah! Was it the correct code of brotherhood?

“Ah! The little transparent-kun. What a coincidence!”

Li Nai exclaid out of surprise like she had just found a new continent after getting up from my belly.

She definitely faked the surprise. Too exaggerated!

“Yes, it is so coincident that it looks like it’s well planned. Isn’t it, Li Nai-tongxue?”

I massaged my aching belly and looked in disdain at Li Nai who pretended to have knocked into by accident and wore an annoyed look.

Seeing that I didn’t buy her terrible skill of acting, she resud her old manners, patted the dirt off her butt and picked up the bread on the ground, saying, “Being knocked down by a beauty biting bread, and getting the chance to touch her breasts, quite an old beginning for GALGA, isn’t it? Old as it is, it works! Hahaha…”

“Such plot is not commonly seen these days, so that was quite fresh for …No. I an why you still ran into after I stepped aside?”

And I didn’t touch your breast, okay?!

Not getting a bit boon I deserved! How unlucky I was!

Upon hearing my condemn, Li Nai leaned backward exaggeratedly and exclaid, “Hey…how could you bla it all on ? Definitely not a gentleman. I tried to avoid you, but you dodged in the sa direction, so the unfortunate collision! Naturally, that couldn’t all be my fault.”

You shouldn’t have run over in the first place.

“Whatever! I’m dying with the pain. The wound on my belly just healed. Now I feel it split again…”

“Really? I’m so sorry…”

Li Nai imdiately realized her mistake after my words and apologized sincerely after a few dry laughs, her head bowed in sha.

What else could I say with that apologetical look of yours? That was enough.

However, Li Nai, in less than three seconds, looked up, her eyes lit up, “Then let lick the wound for you, which should help to heal it. And you’ll never feel the pain.”

With that, she stuck her tongue out and licked her lips, looking extrely obscene for a pretty young girl.

I cocked my brows and asked, “And the negative effect is to be a zombie?”

“Not really. Perhaps little transparent-kun is born with the antibody.”

“May I know the rate for that?”

“One in 250 million.”

“The sa rate for a roller coaster crash! Go to hell, you idiot zombie!”

I imdiately gave this zombie that was leaning to lick a hard hit on the forehead.

Li Nai shouted in a sobbing voice, her hands over her forehead, “Ay…that’s cruel of you. Little transpatant-kun, how can you treat your friend like this?”

“Excuse ? I’m your friend? I bet you didn’t even rember my na.”

“Er…uh…wait a minute. I sure rember your na. Your na is…”

Hump! This damned girl…

Put aside the fact that I sat next to her, we had been classmates for over a year and I introduced myself quite in detail the day before, now she couldn’t even recall my na.

Li Nai crossed her arms before chest and was lost in quite a while of ponderation before she clapped her hands and said in delight, “You are…Cheng Jun, right? See, I rember.”

Hands on hips, she put on a complacent look which clearly read: Co on! Praise for that. I’m aweso.

But wrong!

“It’s Jun Cheng, you idiot! And my family na?”

“Em…Han?”

“You deserve a second death!” I couldn’t help but knock hard on her head again.

I was usually a peaceful man who didn’t get angry often but sohow, I just couldn’t control my temper with her. It must be her fault.

“I tried. I am a Zombie and zombies don’t have great mories.”

“Now you bla your poor mory to the race you belong.”

“Forget it. We should really get going. We’re getting late!” said Li Nai with her cheerful look resud and a bite on the bread as if nothing had happened.

Who was to bla for all the delay? Then again, she actually ate the bread she just picked up on the ground?

Noticing my gaze, Li Nai imdiately got my unsaid words and answered with her thumb up, “It’s alright. Still clean when picked up in three seconds.”

“That is not true.”

“Are you afraid of the bacteria that may get to the bread? Don’t worry. The Zombie virus inside will devour all bacteria.”

“So you actually take the zombie virus as your immune system?”

It never occurred to that the zombie virus was that gentle.

It was that exhausting to talk with this girl.

“Don’t sigh in the morning, Junchen. Or your happiness may sneak away.”

“It is all because of you! Wait, you rember my na!”

So she was just playing dumb?!

Li Nai swallowed the bread in one bite, wiped off the crumbs at the corners of her mouth and said in a rather handso way, “Of course. An Jun Cheng, am I right?”

“Oh…” I’d better leave it at that.

Hands behind her back, Li Nai turned to and asked with a smile, “So, can you be my friend?”

“No, I refuse.”

Being refused again, Li Nai looked shocked and exclaid in disbelief, “Why! Following the developnt of the story, aren’t you supposed to be enchanted by and beg to be my friend?”

“I’m not so silly nympho girl! We are just partners with no private friendship.”

“That’s really a pity.”

I wouldn’t change my mind even with your pitiful look like a deserted puppy.

“Emm…I might think about it if you can rember my na.”

“No problem, Jun Cheng!”

Her smile was so bright like a sunflower that I dared not to look at.

I would never be bored with her around.

How bothering and lively she was.

By the way, we were late for school.