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Beta was fighting an unwinnable fight. Everything about Delta seed able to defeat her. Her adaptive powers, her variety of attacks, and more. Beta felt it would be like her taking on a magic weapon that only had so many limited forms. In a dark mont of humor, Beta supposed it was almost like a ga.

Dungeon beat monster, monster beat hero, hero beat magic sword, magic sword beat Dungeon.

Or was it the monster that beat the magic sword?

Beta laid at the bottom of the central pillar, watching as every second, the spongy mushroom flesh adapted, evolved , beca redundant, and evolved again in a cycle that made it god-like one mont and pitifully weak the next.

The pillar wasn't trying to stop Beta but its very nature made it dangerous to traverse. Stairs beca doorways, walls opened to experintal rooms, and things sotis erged from the wall half-ford.

Grimacing, she turned to the system she had been doing everything she could to ignore and began to actually look at what it offered.

Beta hadn't forgiven the siblings, would never forgive them, but her own grudge could wait until this was settled. They did free her from that parasite so it was like a peace offering that Beta was only going to take as far as needed.

The nu only had three main features along with a point counter.

Core Upgrades

Monster form upgrades.

Mutations.

Monster Points: 468 million.

Beta guessed she had been busy over the years.

She tapped core upgrades and found that the system worked in a manner that she was given three options to pick from and once Beta picked one option, the other two would vanish and might co back the next ti she picked upgrade.

Her first selection made her glare.

It's less painful to transform parts of your body!

Insect monsters are 2% easier to absorb.

Able to eat slightly unpleasant food more easily.

Beta could transform her whole body with no pain, she could slurp up insect monsters in seconds, and she ate raw witches at one point.

What the hell was this?!

Beta picked the first one and saw the next upgrade cost had gone from 1 monster point to 2 monster points.

She didn't feel any difference which she chalked up to being too badass on her own power.

The next three options ca.

Improved coordination when using two monster parts at the sa ti.

Able to store up to four different monster blueprints!

Improved tracking.

Beta blinked.

Four blueprints? Beta had hundreds of monsters inside her body ready to go. She rembered suddenly that she had been eating and it felt like she was constantly on the verge of throwing up but sothing, tree branches and vines, forced her to keep eating until that wall broke under her constant consumption.

It hurt terribly.

She picked the additional blueprint, just to spite the parasite. Oddly, this one she did feel a difference with. Just for a mont or two, sothing in her head stopped hurting. Beta hadn't even noticed she was in pain so the sudden lack of it made her jolt.

The next core upgrade now cost her 3 points.

Curiously, she tried the other two options before moving forward. They worked in the sa manner that they offered a choice of three upgrades.

Monster Upgrades offered her a strange selection.

All your goblin forms beco 2% more perfected. Current Goblin Blueprint bugs: 5345%.

Unlock Silver Salmon form. A lower evolution form of the Silver Shark blueprint you own; this form has increased stealth and reduced stress on the body.

Goblin Shaman form now gains a lightning Ball spell for use.

Disturbed, she picked the first option and noticed sothing in her cluster of goblin forms shifted, new connections forming as old tattered strands were removed. The vague shapes of her many goblin forms suddenly snapped to a slightly more clear vision and details about them shifted.

Before, when Beta looked at the goblin forms she had it might have read 'Goblin Warrior'.

Now, it was like it had expanded.

Goblin Warrior: Tier 1 Evolution of Common Goblin.

Strength: Hit good.

Magic: No thoughts, empty head.

Speed: Potato.

Monster upgrades went from costing 1 to costing 3. That was sothing Beta noticed instantly.

The last option made her extrely nervous as she tapped 'Mutations'.

Once again, she was given three options.

Due to owning a Tier 1 Evolution of the Forest Spider (Fanged Forest Spider), you can now produce anti-venom for this species that works on tier 1 and 2 with various results! Constant creation will tire you.

Due to owning the Deep Murk Clam form, you can now slowly purify dirty water for others to drink. Constant creation will tire you.

Due to owning three different types of skeletons, you can now produce and regenerate spare bones for various uses.

"I don't rember eating clams," Beta muttered but she chalked that up to the 'dark' tis when she was far gone.

"But why do the mutations benefit people and are helpful? Aren't I a monster?" she asked and to her surprise she got an answer.

The Ultimate Monster is not just a destructive force. It is a challenge for others to et. Until they co knocking, you aren't a monster, you are a mythical creature. Every action you take spreads and helps remove seeds within people.

Beta just grabbed the water mutation and felt strange as sothing in the rough location where humans had kidneys suddenly bunched and ford a strange organ.

"I just grew clam bits," she said in surprise. With a thought the organs lted away and when Beta thought of them, they reford. She guessed that would prevent her from becoming bloated with organs and features.

Collecting the correct list of mutations will create a 'system' in your body and grant a unique feature.

Clam Mutation

???

???

Find the missing two to unlock 'Beta Well'.

Beta stood up slowly and grunted as she dusted herself off.

"There have to be millions of mutations, how the hell am I supposed to find the correct ones?" she asked with a dark tone.

Every unique system has clues that can be found in the natural world. From the highest mountain to the deepest... Dungeon. A well of knowledge can be found in the oddest of places.

Beta just sighed, noting the mutation cost jumped from 1 to 5.

"How do I get more points? I should ask before I forget," she looked around and waited for a response.

Consu. Learn. Use creatively.

Beta pulled a spongy mushroom off the wall and gnashed it between her teeth as if to sarcastically agree. The thing stung her throat and made tears spring to her eyes. It was vile and she coughed a few tis.

Hellish Gutrot consud! 5 points gained.

Congratulations! This is the third most toxic thing you have ever consud. Would you like to open your World Record Tab?

"My what?!" Beta said around violent coughs.

Instead of an answer, a new window opened with ten lists.

Top 3 consud tab.

Evolved:

3rd: Ice Wyrm(Tier 6). 2nd: Spatial Goat(Tier 8). 1st: "£$"!!@$£"£(Tier Undefined). Redeem records? Total points gain: 5000.

Rarest:

3rd: A Golden Horned Rabbit

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