Chapter 372: Chapter 313: He Wiped Out Li Yi’s Aweso Starfield Today!_3
“And as far as I know, your plan is not very realistic, Yi. It’s quite unlikely for him to take a liking to a girl, Jiaye is already an exception, and adding another one is basically out of the question.”
“So what do we do?”
Sword Without End frowned and pondered silently. They were faced with an extrely unpleasant reality: Jiaye had died and revived in the ga so many tis that he had started being matched with players from the Threefold Planet.
Absurd!
A newcor player’s hell revival map was now matchmaking with players from the Threefold Planet. How many tis had he died?
Guiding Jiaye through this revival was becoming exceedingly difficult.
...
If he died a few more tis, there would be nothing more I could do.
Moreover, because I always had to take Jiaye with , my own hell revival map difficulty was also shooting up.
To put it simply.
If Jiaye died a few more tis, he would no longer be able to die. Then, only Chen Yi would personally have to delve into hell to retrieve him.
It would be a huge hassle.
It would delay many important matters, like when Chen Yi needs to activate the Wife-Killing Buff before entering a map, and if he can’t exit within an hour, Chen Yi without the Wife-Killing Buff would have a hard ti leading Jiaye out of hell.
The best solution would naturally be to find Chen Yi another girlfriend.
Start all over again.
Much simpler.
But Jiaye’s mindset still had to be worked on, considering that the system on Blue Star has always been monogamous.
“Forget it.”
After thinking for a while, Sword Without End sighed helplessly and shook his head, “Let’s not ponder over this for now. We’ll discuss it when Yi returns. No idea when he’ll be back.”
“You do miss him quite a bit.”
“Indeed.”
Tuberculosis Rabbit nodded in agreent.
Since he had started following Yi, they had never been apart for this long.
…
On Chen Yi’s side, however, he looked calmly at the player who had asked the question and after a pause, he softly said, “Personally, I aspire towards world peace, regardless of the thod, the ultimate goal is always world peace.”
“In our culture, there is a term called ‘Tathagata’.”
“Has the Tathagata co? Tathagata.”
“Did he really co? Tathagata.”
“There’s a saying: All conditioned phenona are like a dream, an illusion, a bubble, and a shadow, like dew and like lightning, and should be viewed as such.”
“You could broadly understand this statent as, many things in the universe share the sa essence; it’s just that our perspectives differ, leading to deviations.”
“Like whether it’s the way I handle my maps, or the ans I employed to secure the ga Monunt for level promotion.”
“The outcos are the sa.”
“The essences are the sa; it’s just that your perspectives are different.”
“The world has cald down into peace.”
“Next.”
“…”
Soon, the series of questions was finished, and this segnt officially ended.
After the acceleration of this segnt,
The curtain also fell.
The surrounding audience wasn’t physically present at the venue but had projected themselves there by spending Points. As the event ended, these player projections gradually dissipated.
The live stream began to shut down.
In the last ten seconds before closing,
A shower of golden rain fell from the center of the stage.
Standing in the center of the stage, leaning on a cane with one hand, Chen Yi beca the final fra in the live streaming room.
And at that mont—
“Hey.”
A sowhat portly man ca scurrying up from behind the stage, walked over to Chen Yi, waved, and greeted, “Hi there Yi, I, Li Yi, welco you to the Aweso Starfield.”
“Aweso Starfield?”
Chen Yi nodded thoughtfully, “Is this your Starfield? Isn’t your Starfield’s full na ‘I’m Really Fucking Aweso Starfield’?”
“Ahem.”
Li Yi touched his nose with a slightly embarrassed expression, “I was a bit too exuberant when I was naming it, didn’t pay attention to these things. Now I can’t change it even if I want to, so I just shorten it to Aweso Starfield. It’s still a bit vulgar, but at least not as wild.”
“Various mbers of the 33 Club chat group are here, and everyone has prepared a celebration banquet for you.”
“Let’s go, it’s not every day we get a new mber, especially not a player of such strength. Tonight, we must drink to our heart’s content.”
“I gotta say, kid, you’re genuinely handso.”
“You look pretty dashing yourself, Senior.”
Chen Yi looked at the roughly four-hundred-pound, reddish-skinned fat man in front of him and gave a polite, albeit not entirely sincere, complint. As a junior, it was important to maintain proper manners.
The players in Club 33 were different from those he usually encountered.
Almost every player in this group could be the ultimate warrior of a certain Starfield.
“Hahahaha.”
Li Yi laughed heartily for a mont before turning around and waving his hand, “Alright, alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. Talking too much makes blush. Let’s go, I’ll lead the way.”
“And introduce you to a few people along the way.”
…
Inside Aweso Starfield.
In the central hotel lobby of a certain city, the décor seed extrely luxurious, although the aesthetic appeared a bit alien, the kind that was sowhat eerie, like
“…”
Chen Yi furrowed his brows tightly and stared at the creature that approached him, his mouth twitching violently, and his eyelids uncontrollably fluttering.
The creature in front of him was about half a ter tall, completely covered in short tentacles, with no eyes, and no way to tell what it was.
It moved by rolling.
Those tentacles were dripping with a sticky liquid.
Besides, the creature had an extrely long proboscis that stretched out, over a ter long, and at that mont, the creature was bringing it close to Chen Yi, offering him to taste its delicious contents.
“Co on, Yi, have a taste.”
Li Yi, sowhat showing off, patted his plump belly and said, “As the saying goes, a human year is like a hundred years for a Fù. Fù is the na of this creature, and it has a very impressive feature: their bellies are natural ferntation chambers.”
“A wine that would need to be cherished for a hundred years by humans can be produced in just one year inside a Fù’s belly.”
“Before uncorking, our professional wine masters will open the Fù’s proboscis and add so valuable ingredients for blending, and then one simply has to hold the Fù’s proboscis in their mouth and suck hard to taste this precious liquor.”
“This particular Fù has been fernting for three years, which is like a three-hundred-year-old fine wine in human terms.”
“It’s quite valuable.”
“It’s a specialty of our planet. Co on, Yi, try it and see what you think.”
“…”
Chen Yi steeled himself and leaned back, looking at the proboscis in front of him that was as thin as an infant’s arm and a good ter long, unable to imagine the concept of holding such a thing in his mouth.
He swore!
If Li Yi truly insisted on him holding that thing in his mouth!
He would wipe out Li Yi’s Aweso Starfield today!
Before coming here, he had already thought about the cultural differences between different Races and that he should not show misunderstanding regardless of what he saw.
Respect is key.
Respecting other Races’ cultures is a person’s greatest quality.
But the problem was, this Race’s culture was just too hard to respect!!!
“No, thank you.”
Chen Yi’s mouth twitched again as he shook his head, “I have a Title Restriction that prevents from drinking. The mont I consu anything with alcohol, I would beco instantly immobile and completely paralyzed.”
“Is that so?”
Li Yi nodded with a hint of regret, then grabbed the Fù’s proboscis from in front of Chen Yi, put it in his own mouth, and with a forceful suck, he took a mouthful before exhaling a satisfied sigh.
“Refreshing, satisfying!”
“What a fine liquor!”
Watching this scene, Chen Yi felt his eyelids twitching wildly. There were even tiny tentacles and slimy liquid trembling on that proboscis, and you just put it in your mouth like that??
Does your planet even have such terrifying torture thods?!
What he hadn’t noticed yet
Was a servant wandering around the central hall with a dessert platter. Upon hearing Chen Yi’s claim that his Title Restriction prevented him from drinking, a gleam flashed in the servant’s eyes, and he quickly retreated from the hall with the dessert platter, disappearing into the ether.
Before Chen Yi could even co to terms with this,
A man soon arrived, trailed by a voluptuous, pretty woman in a cheongsam.
“Hello Yi, this is my mom.”
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