Chapter 154 – 152: I, Tuberculosis Rabbit, a Born Mortician!
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As for the purpose of this, it doesn’t really serve much of one, it simply allows the deceased to be buried or sent to the cremation furnace with a bit more dignity.
Instead of being buried as a pile of minced at.
That would be too unsightly.
Tuberculosis Rabbit was a born mortician, without any formal education, yet possessed an innate artistic sense when it ca to stitching bodies back together.
A regular mortician would at most clean the body of the deceased, change their clothes, and maybe apply so makeup.
That’s pretty much the limit.
But the bodies that passed through Tuberculosis Rabbit’s hands, no matter how mangled, even if only a fingernail remained, could be restored to perfection.
That’s skill.
According to Tuberculosis Rabbit, this was the work of top-tier, all-around rare talent.
Although it didn’t seem like a proper job, it was indeed quite rare, and not low on profit.
As for Tie Chui and Jiaye, these siblings, it was quite an accomplishnt for them to not have turned to illegal activities before the descent of later ages, let alone set up their own stall, which already showed great capability.
“It’s not like we haven’t done anything illegal…”
Jiaye, feeling cold, hugged her knees to her chest while sitting in front of the bonfire, the howling of the wind making her speak in a low voice, “I once took over a phone number, and its previous owner was involved in compensated dating.”
“She probably washed her hands off the business and got out, canceling the phone number without telling her regular clients.” Find adventures at Novgo
“After taking over that number, I’d get several calls a day asking if I was taking clients for the day. At first, I was angry, feeling harassed, but then I ca to realize that it might not be a bad thing.”
“Hmm?”
Chen Yi lightly raised his eyebrows and put a skewer of grilled pork belly into his mouth, speaking in surprise, “You beca a middleman? Contacting clients on one hand and connecting them with service providers on the other and taking a cut?”
He had never thought Jiaye would have such a story.
“To be honest, the thought did cross my mind at the ti.”
Jiaye leaned on Tie Chui’s arm, looked up into Chen Yi’s eyes, a bit embarrassed, “Yi, don’t laugh at , okay? I was so poor at that ti, I didn’t care if it was illegal as long as it made money.”
“But then I looked into it.”
“It counts as organizing prostitution, a cri that cos with a minimum of five years in prison. And I did so research on this business, only to find that the middlen aren’t just taking a cut for nothing.”
“They need to acquire clients, ensure the girl’s safety when clients are difficult, seek compensation afterward, and they need connections; it’s not a business just anyone can get into.”
“It seed too difficult, so I gave up on that idea.”
“Later, I found a girl new to compensated dating who didn’t have many clients. I sold her the phone number for 10,000 yuan.”
“She even ca back specifically to thank a year later, saying that we had helped her a lot. Once, during the New Year, she brought gifts to pay us a visit, saying we were the most significant benefactor she t when she entered the business.”
“She’s a… good person.”
And Tie Chui, who had been quietly eating next to her, put down his skewers, looked at Chen Yi with a serious expression, and with a deep voice gave a thumbs-up, “That girl… she’s a good person, she gave … a bottle of liquor and a pack of cigarettes.”
“Respect… a lot.”
Perhaps in Tie Chui’s mind, anyone who gave him cigarettes was a good person.
“I see.”
Chen Yi, with a chuckle, placed the empty skewer stick aside and said with a laugh, “That’s quite interesting, I definitely wouldn’t have thought of that.”
“What would you do with a phone number like that, Yi?”
Jiaye suddenly beca interested, her eyes full of anticipation as she intently looked at Chen Yi, waiting for his response.
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“Not sure about specifics, but if I actually got such a phone number, I’d probably cancel it and get a new one.”
“But if Tuberculosis Rabbit got hold of that number, I bet he’d sell it to a n’s clinic, since most of these callers would be essentially precise potential clients.”
Chen Yi shrugged helplessly.
“Giggle.”
Jiaye couldn’t help but laugh at Chen Yi’s response, leaning against Tie Chui’s shoulder as her eyes shone with amusent and relaxation.
“Why didn’t I think of that? Tuberculosis Rabbit really knows how to make money.”
She was thoroughly enjoying the mont.
Yancheng, enshrouded by dark clouds, was incredibly dim at that ti, and the few people sitting around the bonfire on the windy rooftop appeared to be enjoying their barbecue.
Her brother was by her side, and Chen Yi was there too.
Despite the harsh surroundings, she felt extrely content.
She used to hate this kind of weather; their business always slumped during such tis, but now, she loved it. Even if the weather was nasty, she could feel an ample sense of security.
If only this mont could last forever.
Yet, if anyone else heard her thoughts, they’d likely be so infuriated they couldn’t help but laugh—in her company sat a man who could deal a million damage with a single shot and defeat the world boss, how could she not feel safe?
The perspective slowly rose.
Under the dark cloud-filled sky, the few people sitting on the ground around the bonfire on the rooftop indeed looked rather cozy.
anwhile, Tuberculosis Rabbit wasn’t having such a great ti.
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“Ding, your performance as the Wife Murderer has achieved a 32% degree of perfection, resulting in a failure to leave the map without any prop losses, which is a silver lining.”
“Map Evaluation”: It’s evident that you have your own thods for cleaning up a cri scene, and you could be a perfect criminal.
In just 4 minutes, not only did you remove all the bloodstains in the house, but you also used white vinegar to clean up all DNA and fingerprints belonging to the mistress on the bed linens and clothes in the master bedroom.
And you checked every corner of the living room for fingerprints and dandruff using an ultraviolet light.
And you were preparing to chop up the mistress’s body into pieces to hide in the outdoor unit of the air conditioner. It’s hard to imagine why you are so proficient at dismbering a body; Pao Ding’s butchery is nothing compared to this.
Unfortunately, while you were dismbering the body, the police arrived and witnessed the entire process of you cutting up the body, leading to your imdiate capture and imprisonnt.
Although you were convicted by the police as soon as you entered the map.
At least you provided what could be considered a perfect answer in cleaning up the cri scene. If given enough ti, I believe you could restore a flawlessly pristine cri scene.
However, you veered off-topic.
Please note that the main task is to play a Wife Murderer, and the Wife Murderer you portrayed does not possess such proficient body disposal skills. Please review the requirents carefully.
“Map Reward”: None. Please note that when a player’s performance score is below 30%, they will lose a random half of the props they are carrying upon settlent evaluation.
Tuberculosis Rabbit stared at the evaluation board in front of him with an ugly expression, his face almost dripping with gloom!
Damn it!
In those 4 minutes, he had exerted every skill and knowledge he had acquired over his lifeti, not daring to pause for a second, employing every trick in the book to get the cri scene nearly straightened out!
And yet he was told his performance rating was only 32%!
The reason being that his actions did not match the identity he was supposed to portray.
But the role he was playing was of a newbie who even had to search online for how to clean up blood—such a greenhorn wouldn’t stand a chance at cleaning up a cri scene properly.
Four minutes was just too little ti!
In that ti fra, you had to choose between cleaning up DNA and blood, or dismbering the body, not both. There simply wasn’t enough ti.
If he had been given an hour.
He could make the body disappear from this world without a trace, never to be found by anyone.
With only 4 minutes, the only place he could hide the body was inside the house, with no ti for intricate disposal, let alone transporting the body out of the house.
“Ding, you have 3 more uses of your Life Theater Map Access Pass. Would you like to enter again?”
Standing in the white space, Tuberculosis Rabbit gazed at the images on the wall that depicted his experiences within the map, contemplating internally how to better conceal the body and clear himself of criminal suspicion.
Yi had already told him that the reward for completing the hidden tasks was substantial, while rely perfect performance in the role would only grant a globally unique character action reward.
He could have temporarily hidden the body inside the water heater, as according to Yi’s experience, it was a spot that the police were unlikely to discover imdiately.
But just as he was about to stuff the body into the water heater.
A panel suddenly popped up in front of him.
“Ding, the previous player who received a perfect evaluation had hidden a body in the water heater; this spot is no longer an overlooked spot and the body hidden here will be discovered imdiately.”
The hiding place that the last perfectly performing player used could no longer be utilized by the next player entering, an unknown piece of information to them.
Which also ant that the plan he and Yi had discussed was thoroughly ruined.
Originally, he had planned to follow Yi’s thod, clean up the traces in the house, and then hide the body in the water heater before going to the police station to play the part of soone with split personality disorder.
But since he couldn’t hide the body in the water heater, he had no choice but to chop up the body and hide it elsewhere, which was completely impossible to do within a 4-minute ti fra.
The most fatal part was.
After failing to leave the map, he wouldn’t return to reality but would stay in this white space, with only the option to re-enter the map available.
aning he couldn’t discuss midway with Yi.
And he must achieve a high enough performance perfection in the following attempts, or he would risk losing a random half of his props.
The biggest challenge now was figuring out how to properly conceal the body within the 4-minute tifra.
Tuberculosis Rabbit stared at the scenes flashing across the wall, his brow furrowed in deep thought.
The next second—
A glint of light suddenly appeared in his eyes.
Wait?
What was his goal? To complete the hidden task, clear the criminal suspicion, and receive the hidden reward!
But to clear the criminal suspicion, it wasn’t the only thod to hide the body and then pretend to have a split personality!
Could he stage a ho invasion instead?
No need to clean up any blood or deal with the body at all.
So burglar could have broken in, killed his wife, left him gravely injured—that would make sense, right?
If he beca the victim, he could naturally clear the criminal suspicion, right?
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PS: Hehe, could I ask for so monthly votes, it’s my first ti asking this month.
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