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Wu Ge was dumbfounded and felt that sothing was off about the situation. Aunty, what do you an? Wu Ge shook his head, Ah thats not right! Aunt Liu, what do you an? I dont understand!
Do you not understand my aning? Are you pretending to be clueless? Aunt Liu said with annoyance, Ive experienced so much in life, been married three tis, how can you not understand your childhood thoughts?
But, I truly dont understand! Wu Ge shook his head.
Youre still pretending, huh? Actually, Ive figured it out. Everything youve done these past few days, wasnt it all to attract my attention? Wasnt it for Aunt Liu blushed and lowered her head, To win my love?
This sentence could be called the ultimate oily-attack! Wu Ge felt nauseated!
Shaking his head vigorously, he said, No! I havent! Say it!!
Hehe, youre still pretending, huh? You were so brave and shaless before, but now youre pretending to be innocent! Aunt Liu said with an expression as if she had seen through him. Wu Ge, full of survival instinct, said, I really havent. Theres a misunderstanding!
Ignoring Wu Ges response, Aunt Liu lowered her head shyly and said, Actually the first ti I saw you, I felt a bit moved. Because you look so much like my husband who passed away years ago!
Wu Ge: Why does it feel like an insult?
But considering our age difference, we wouldnt be suitable together. So, I extinguished that thought, Aunt Liu continued.
Wu Ge nodded repeatedly, Extinguishing it is good. People shouldnt hold onto fantasies.
But Aunt Liu bravely raised her head, Your sincerity and persistence moved !
Wu Ge: Oh my god!
Bravely, Aunt Liu walked over, On that day, you actually fell into my arms with a nosebleed! On that day, you boldly called baby. In front of so many people, you were in Boss Lins office, impatiently treating like that Do you know how much you touched ?
Wu Ge: Are you kidding !
At that mont, I thought, marrying a daring and sweet-talking man who desires anyti, anywhere, is worth it! Aunt Liu continued emotionally. Ugh~
Wu Ge urgently said, Aunty, listen to . Its all a misunderstanding, coincidences
So-called coincidences were all part of your long-planned encounter! Aunt Liu exclaid, Xiao Wu, from now on, dont call Aunty. Im 30 years older than you. Just call sister!
Wu Ge: Fck!
Theres a saying: When a woman turns thirty, she gives a golden brick; when a woman turns thirty
Aunt Liu fell into deep thought, feeling as if Wu Ge should say: She gives her son!
Xiao Wu, youre right! Aunt Liu laughed uncontrollably. Although hes not as handso as you, I have a son who is extrely filial. He will definitely take good care of you!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
Aunt Liu fantasized about the future: And, in a few years, I will be able to receive retirent benefits! Lets live a good life, look after our grandchildren, and enjoy family happiness! We can also go and dance in the square. How beautiful would that be!
Wu Ge: What the heck
But, when we go to dance in the square, you better keep an eye on other old ladies and not try to seduce them. Act like an old man and not let them get near you!
Wu Ge: Hahaha!
To do sothing like that to a woman who is a dozen years older than
Damn it!
How could I possibly have such thoughts?
He touched his chest!
Today feels too piercing, why did I encounter this kind of situation? A young and fresh piece of at like in my twenties being pursued by a middle-aged woman in her fifties! He felt he couldnt just sit back and wait for his demise! He felt like he could still struggle a bit: Aunt Liu
Why call Aunt Liu? Call older sister!
Or you can call Baby!
Ill just call you Aunt Liu! Aunt Liu, it really wont work between us. Even if you agree, your son wont.
No, I agree! A voice ca from afar. Turning his head, a tall man around 1.9 ters tall, about 30 years old, walked over.
This is my son, Da Chun! Aunt Liu happily walked over and introduced: Da Chun, this is your Uncle Wu, and also your mothers sweetheart. Say hello!
Hello, Uncle! Da Chuns voice thundered.
Wu Ge:
Wu Ges face twitched as he looked at Da Chun, who could practically be his older brother. At this mont, being addressed as Uncle felt extrely uncomfortable. But now is not the ti to dwell on these small issues.
Da Chun, how did you agree to this with your mom?
Da Chun: Initially, I didnt agree
Wu Ge relieved: Thats more like it!
But Boss Lin did so convincing on !
Wu Ge: What the heck!
He said that my mom is getting older and needs soone to take care of her. And Ill eventually start my own family, get married, and have children. Its impossible for to take care of my mom forever.
But youre different! You were so eager to be with my mom that you even did such shaless things, damaging your reputation. That shows you really like my mom and youll take good care of her!
Wu Ge: What the heck!
Da Chun chuckled, He also said that if my mom is with you, we dont need to worry about what happens after. Youre young, healthy. Not only can you take care of my mom, but you might also be able to take care of !
Wu Ge: What the heck!
And when I saw you, I realized you really resemble my dad, who passed away many years ago.
Wu Ge:
This running joke is hard to avoid, huh?
Da Chun said with a touch of sadness, My dad passed away 23 years ago. I was just 7 years old back then and hadnt even been weaned
Wu Ge:
A bit late to be weaned, huh?
But he left us, mother and son, and weve been struggling on our own for over 20 years, sob Da Chun cried, and Aunt Liu shook her head.
Wu Ge: My condolences!
But Uncle, since I saw you, I havent felt sad anymore! Da Chun wiped away non-existent tears, looked up with hope in his eyes, and said, Because you look so much like my dad, its like you were carved out of the sa mold! And youre exactly 23 years old. Maybe youre my dad reincarnated, coming back to take care of my mom! So, can I call you Dad?
Wu Ges face turned green in an instant!
Oh my god!
Da Chun, youre rushing things a bit too much, arent you?
I thought of you as a nephew, and youre thinking of as your dad? Youre more impatient than your mom!
1. The wordplay here lies in the similar pronunciation of (jn zhun), which ans golden brick, and (r zi), which ans son. The proverb humorously suggests that when a woman turns thirty, she might start worrying about marriage and her sons future.
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