Then while Issei still thinking about this post, he heard a rowdy voice of a man and woman.
And since the guild is mostly empty at the mont that voice clearly stands out.
At a wooden table located at the corner of the guild hall, there's a man and woman sitting together.
The man is about 16-17 years old average looking youth. He has short and slightly spiky chestnut-brown hair and green eyes he wears a one set of sportswear unexpectedly because Issei knows that in this world there's no sportswear like that man wearing now.
If in Issei original world that's a common outfit, but in this world he never saw one.
While the young girl is quite beautiful. She has a slim figure with ample breasts, long legs, blue waist-long hair that is partially tied into a loop with a water-molecule shaped clip. Her clothes carry a blue color sche, with her ordinary attire consisting of a vest, detached sleeves, thigh-high boots, an extrely short miniskirt and a transparent underskirt.
The man is talking to the girl at the mont:
Man - You unexpectedly really post that kind of request on the bulletin board?
While having an incredulous looks on his face while looking at the girl.
Girl - What's wrong? Admires my outstanding style very much? If envies want to teach you? So long as Kazuma kneels here while loudly shout "Please teach Aqua-sama" I will teach you!
Even though the girl is quite a beauty but its ruined by her rampant domineering expression she has right now.
But the respond of that Kazuma guy to the girl is a slap in her head with a loud *PAK*! sound.
Girl - It hurts! What are you doing!?
Kazuma - Ha!? Still asking what am I doing? Naturally to try and fix that head of yours, who knows maybe after got hit your head might be fixed! Admires? Admires your head! What envies? Envies that you said "The team consist of a super beautiful and outstanding Arch Priest and impolite weakest class hikiNEET"? Such words want to admire and envy? You useless Goddess!
Girl - I'm not a useless Goddess! But is a super beautiful and outstanding Goddess of Water! You impolite and weakest class hikiNEET! Who died because of shock caused by a slow moving tractor!
Kazuma - ....Very good, it seems like it should be ti to discard you this useless Goddess, I will change the request content into "Arch-Priest for sell, does not need to provide any food, only needs to sprinkle a water for her, regards as raising a grass then its alright" you just wait here for .
Girl - Aaaaahhhh!! Was I makes a mistake! Was I makes a mistake! Kazuma-sama! Kazuma-sama! Please forgive !
While saying that, the super beautiful and outstanding Arch Priest such lay in on the ground, cried, while holding onto the legs of the youth, and got dragged along with the youth who want to head towards the bulletin board.
Issei - ...
Issei suddenly have the urge to just get out of here quickly, because he get the feeling if he got involved with this duo...
Then his 'relaxing' days might as well be considered as gone for good.
Just when Issei want to walk out of the guild he saw a girl suddenly showed up at the entrance then dropped down in front of him.
The small girl on the floor looks like a 12-13 years old young girl.
She has shoulder-length dark brown hair. She wears a classical witch attire such as a black cloak with gold border, choker, wizard's hat, fingerless gloves, and carries a black staff.
Even that Kazuma and young girl who still hang on his legs beco quiet and looks toward that girl who just dropped down.
Silence ensues...
Just when Issei want to bypass the girl, she suddenly grabbed onto Issei's ankle with a "...Hey" sound.
Then she proceeded to say:
??? - Sees a beautiful young girl fall to the ground, generally speaking should check and see if she's okay and offer so help... Right?
Hearing this, Issei's face twitched a lot and tries to calmly answer with a forced smile:
Issei - Excuse . But just think of as a passerby and I'm quiet tired today, so I'm sorry if I can't help you. What's more, you give a very troubleso feeling for so reason... Now can you let go of my ankle, please?
Hearing this the young girl suddenly grabbed onto Issei legs just like what that blue haired girl did to Kazuma, and she started crying out loud while saying:
??? - We just t each other! Even if you don't want to help is fine. But what's up with that definition of "I give a very troubleso feeling"! Can't you see that I'm a very beautiful young girl!?
Indeed she has quite a beautiful face. She has a fair skin and a light complexion with a touch of naivety on her beautiful face. She wears an eye patch on her right eye for so reason though.
Kazuma - Ohhhh!
Kazuma who saw her face beco amazed.
But what's getting Issei attention is her eyes, its crimson just like Yunyun.
At the sa ti the blue haired girl also recognize the color of her eyes, and both Issei and her asked at the sa ti while looking at her crimson eyes:
Issei & Blue haired girl - Eh? Are you a Crimson Demon Clan mber?
Then she suddenly stand up straight and introduced herself while making so silly poses, kinda like what Yunyun did:
??? - Indeed I am! My na is gumin! My calling is that of an Arch-wizard, one who commands explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic!
...
All of them beco speechless after she did her introduction.
But the blue haired girl breaks the silence by saying "Has not thought that unexpectedly will run into the Crimson Demon Clan person here, this child also has a top tier class Arch-wizard, its a good opportunity! We must get her in our team. Kazuma!"
Then gumin suddenly dropped down once more.
gumin - Hau~ In brief... Please give sothing to eat. I haven't ate for a very long ti~
Then her stomach made a huge growling sound after saying that.
*GRRRRRRR*
Like a hungry beast growling...
Just when they all beco speechless once more, there's another voice coming from the entrance.
Yunyun - Ise-san~! I've done my preparation, sorry for the wait!
She ca inside the guild while having a happy face and waved towards Issei.
Kazuma - Ohhhhh! Beautiful... and BIG!!!
Kazuma started drooling after seeing Yunyun 'assets' bouncing up and down.
Then he suddenly felt a chill coming from the glare of Issei, and he started sweating buckets.
He hurriedly look down because he felt if he keep staring at this new girl then he might lose his life once more and for good this ti...
Then suddenly Yunyun saw gumin who's on the floor.
Yunyun - -gumin!? Is that you?
She beco surprised seeing her 'rival' here.
Yunyun - Wh-what happened to you. gumin!?
She started panicking after seeing gumin on the floor and tries to shake her around.
gumin - U-ugh! that annoying voice... Yu-Yunyun?
Yunyun - That's right gumin, its Yunyun! What happened to you!?
gumin - I-I haven't ate for a long ti...
Then her stomach growled once more...
Yunyun - Ah...
Then Yunyun looked towards Issei.
Yunyun - Ise-san! Please help gumin!
Issei have no other choice but to help this gumin because Yunyun keep looking at him with a teary puppy eyes. And being the 'sis-con' he is he can't deny her request even though he knows it will be troubleso after this...
Issei - *Sigh*...
-Scene Skip-
At one of the table on the guild there's a bunch of food served.
And gumin can be found eating all the food with gusto.
gumin - Haup! Haup! Haup! Haup!
She eat like a starving ghost and took a whole piece of at inside her mouth like its nothing.
And at her opposite Aqua can also be found chugging down food and alcohol at the sa speed as gumin.
Aqua - Haup! *Gulp*! Haup! *Gulp*!
Even when both of their mouth is full they keep chugging food after food and drink after drink, like they are afraid the food and drinks will disappear if they don't eat it fast enough...
Issei found out the blue haired girl na after she says "I accept your offering mortal! This Goddess of Water Aqua-sama shall give you her blessing!" Then she proceed to eat the food he bought like nobodies business...
Issei is at loss for words after seeing them both like this... Yunyun who sat beside him also feeling speechless seeing her 'rival' eating like this.
Only Kazuma is lanting the unfairness of this world
Kazuma - Obviously are two bishoujos! Obviously are two bishoujos! Why! Whyyyy!
He doesn't dare to look at Yunyun openly because of Issei so he tried to ignore Yunyun as best as he could because he don't want to die once again.
So he can only lant his fate after seeing the only two girl who's 'free' in front of him.
Even Issei have to agree on his lantation, obviously these two can be considered as a beautiful girls but all that is ruined by their attitude and deanor.
But thankfully he got Yunyun here who's pretty 'normal' compared to the two of them. He started appreciate Yunyun even more after comparing her with these two...
Yunyun - U-um gumin... Eat slowly...
Yunyun tried to advice her 'rival' but gumin just ignored her advice and still eat with gusto.
After a while they finally finished eating their food.
Issei - Finished? If you're done then we'll excuse ourselves.
Just when Issei want to get out of here as fast as possible Yunyun started saying:
Yunyun - My na is Yunyun! What a coincidence! What a quirk of fate! To think we would have an encounter here! You are truly my lifelong rival, gumin!
Issei got nothing to say after this... He knows that the two of them know each other but to think they are a lifelong rival.
He thought her relationship with this gumin is the sa as him and Vali or so he thought...
Until gumin started saying:
gumin - Anyway, this girl is Yunyun. The daughter of the Crimson Demon's leader, my self proclaid rival.
Yunyun - Wh-What do you an self proclaid! We are truly a lifelong rival in every sense!
gumin - Hai, hai... Says the girl who have no friend like always...
Yunyun - H-Heh! That's where you're wrong, gumin! I have a real friend and a party mber now! This is Ise-san my lifelong friend and party mber!
gumin - Wh- Impossible!
Then all of them looked towards Issei, Kazuma still have goosebumps while looking at him, while Aqua and gumin checking out Issei fully.
Aqua - Hoo~ not bad~. Compared to this hikiNEET Trashzuma here.
Kazuma - Why youuuuuu! Is it this mouth! This mouth who says all that!
Aqua - Uwaaaaa! It huwts! I'm sowwy Kazuma-Shama! I'm sowwyyyy!
Then he started to pinch Aqua face, and they beco rowdy on their own.
gumin - ...You... What are you aiming for? There's no way anybody will beco friends with this at for no reason!
Yunyun - D-Dont call at! Just because your chest won't grow don't call at!
Then gumin have a tick mark on her head and started slapping Yunyun breast while saying "If this is not a useless at then what is this!?" , "Ow! Don't slap my breast just because yours won't grow!"
Issei beco speechless because of their antics...
Issei - *Sigh* There's no particular reason. We just have a deal, if she teach her magic skill then I will be her party mber, but as ti goes on we truly beco friends. And I found her interesting and fun as a friend.
gumin stopped slapping Yunyun breast after hearing that and she has this incredulous looks on her face like the world is over.
Yunyun beco touched after hearing Issei's word, she has a blush on her face
Yunyun - Ise-san...
gumin - To think that Yunyun can get a friend on her own... And she got a party first before on top of that... Is tomorrow gonna be the end of the world?
Then she beco reminded on how she got her party mber in the first place.
gumin - You! You said you let her join your party if she teach you her magic skills right? Then let join yours too! I can teach you the best offensive magic skill there is nad Explo-
Issei - I refuse.
Issei cut her off and blatantly refuse her offer without a pause.
gumin - Wh-Whyyyyyyy!?
Issei - Because you seems troubleso.
Issei said that with a blank look on his face like that's a fact. (well it is a fact)
gumin - Gununununu!! What kind of reasoning is that!? Can't you see I'm a beautiful girl and a Arch-wizard at that!?
Issei - But Yunyun also a Arch-wizard, and I'm totally content just having her as my party mber, so no thank you.
gumin beca at loss for words after that. While Yunyun still lost in her delusion after hearing his words.
gumin - Kuh! In that case, I challenge you for a duel! If I win you will let join your party and replace her with !
Yunyun finally snapped out of her delusion after hearing her words.
Yunyun - Ehhhhhh! Wh-
Just when she want to protest to gumin she heard Issei said:
Issei - I won't replace her. She's not so object that can be thrown away like so toy!
Issei got a little bit mad after hearing gumin words because it reminded him of his betrayal. Like he's treated as a toy that can be replaced anyti by his old lovers.
His eyes glowing red and beca slit like a Dragon eyes, his at her in the first place.
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